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 13 years ago '04        #51
Mumbletaker 65 heat pts65
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"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bi*ch?"

"He (R. Kelly) was mad at me. Ain't no punchline to that, that n*gga is mad. "How you gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?" n*gga, how YOU gonna make a video about peeing on somebody"


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 07-19-2005, 08:08 PM         #52
nyks311  OP
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im rick james bi*ch
err body said it and still does
one fo the funniest sh*t ever

 07-19-2005, 08:24 PM         #53
~OSiRiS~  OP
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"You know white people gonna trip when they know what that means. They'll be like 'My god what have we done'"
dis off of the 1st season

 13 years ago '04        #54
gngstr357 
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You Have Great New York b00bs

 13 years ago '05        #55
WhiteBoy773 4 heat pts
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fu*k yo couch n*gga@@@@

 13 years ago '04        #56
Rufus The Stunt 
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"everybody wanna be a n*gga, but nobody wanna be a n*gga"

Paul Mooney said it but it was on the show...classic quote

 07-20-2005, 08:27 PM         #57
dex1can  OP
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tyrone bigguns - "i smoke rocks"

and "yea bi*ch, people do still steal radios" followed by a cracked out dance (also tyrone)

 13 years ago '04        #58
gngstr357 
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mmm mm bi*ch itlll get ya drunk
sam jackson

 07-20-2005, 08:46 PM         #59
jerrito1  OP
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"I plead the fifth...1, 2, 3, 4, fifth"

 07-20-2005, 09:29 PM         #60
yungh  OP
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Da skit called Three Daves:

"fu*k NICK CANNON, DAVE CHAPPELLE!!!!

 13 years ago '04        #61
Don CMoney 
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"Can I have some Redballs!?!?!?" - Tyrone Biggums
"Ashy Larry! Marcy Projects! Marcy, What!?" Ashy Larry
You can't hustle me! I'm the ultimate hustler!" - White Delegation Representative

 07-20-2005, 10:36 PM         #62
infamous_gangst  OP
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"i'm Rick James bi*ch, Now Show Me Your t*tties!"
"jail's The sh*t"
"CUT THE MALARKY"
"FOSHIZZLE" (TIGER WOODS)
....and Then His Wife Threw Her t*tties In My Hands."


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 07-20-2005, 11:06 PM         #63
BlazeDip5et  OP
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Im Rick James bi*ch ! ! ! !! !

 07-21-2005, 12:12 AM         #64
Granite4  OP
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"There's something you don't know about me, Joe Rogan. I smoke ROCKS!" That sh*t still has me DYEING with laughter

 07-21-2005, 04:13 AM         #65
Tha Matic  OP
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I didn't know you liked to get wet dave.
What?
That's PCP. Angel's Dust. Ashy Larry. Hulk Hogan. Fred Flinstone. Jimmy Superfly Snuka.

That's the gayest sh*t I ever heard.

Go put on some cotton dockers. What's the square root of his apartment?

Who ordered pizza?

I'm thirsty, sell me some juice bi*ch.

 07-21-2005, 05:44 AM         #66
K26Wiles  OP
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- mmm... red balls!

- bye n*ggaz! (to the n*ggar family)

 07-21-2005, 09:49 AM         #67
iluvdiamondz  OP
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"everyone Wants To Be A n*gga But Dont Nobody Want To Be A n*gga" - Paul Mooney On Ask A Blk Guy

 07-21-2005, 09:55 AM         #68
Ca$ino86  OP
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every black guy is required to know the law, if a young brother starts doing illegal activity a old n*gga will pop out and say n*gga dont do dat thats 5-10....(i know that quote isnt exact, but just woke up and tired as fu*k yet lol)

 07-21-2005, 10:18 AM         #69
AllEyezOnMe187  OP
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they should of never given u n*ggas money

 07-21-2005, 10:31 AM         #70
504cutthroat  OP
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The episode with the three daves "I'm broke n*gga I'm broke".

 07-21-2005, 10:49 AM         #71
RFish74  OP
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Hey Chad...I had s3x wit Katie, too, man!!

 13 years ago '04        #72
DownSouthFLBoy 
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From k!lling Them Softly
"We're not gonna take it!"
"Get outta here cracky"
"n*gga I got kids to feed"

Chappelle's Show
"Kiss the rings bi*ch"
"Make me a banana cognac biatch"
When Dylan was in the booth "a bumbaclot, a bumbaclot........."
all the other quotes everyone knows

 07-21-2005, 11:18 AM         #73
qb_smokedogg  OP
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Today 03:55 PM
Ca$ino86 every black guy is required to know the law, if a young brother starts doing illegal activity a old n*gga will pop out and say n*gga dont do dat thats 5-10....(i know that quote isnt exact, but just woke up and tired as fu*k yet lol)

props to you for using a quote from his stand up sh*t ain't nobody but you and me used one from that sh*t

 07-21-2005, 01:01 PM         #74
cs2005  OP
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How's it taste Motherfu*ka.... You aint seen none of my movies Juice, that was a good one, Deep Blue Sea, a shark ate me a fu*king shark ate me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D

 07-23-2005, 03:52 AM         #75
TX_Country_Boi  OP
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Killing Me Softly;
Suck my d!ck there's a future in it

Chappelle Show:

Season 1:

-Go to the deleted scenes on Season 1 and watch the Jerkoff scene from the I wanna get rid of my b00bs skit... Funniest sh*t ever (even though it's not Dave)

-For the first time in my life... I tasted brown sugar... And not in my oatmeal heh heh heh

-And that kids... was the first time I ever sucked a d!ck for crack

-OOO a camera... What does this button do? I want some crack

Oh yeah I almost forgot... The Entire Deep Impact sketch

Season 2:

-Oh Beretta Did that sh*t

-Michael Jackson is a man of many faces... And none of em look guilty to me


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