Favorite Dave Chappelle Quote

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 07-18-2005, 06:48 PM         #41
JasminEnnes7784  OP
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"Peanut butter and crack"
 12 years ago '05        #42
Afnorth123 10 heat pts10
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hell naw, i dolnt like nobody playin on my phone.. I keeps it real
 07-18-2005, 11:59 PM         #43
bc/o06  OP
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"Red Ballz it gives me wings"

"Are u ready to smash some fruit"

"Go up stairs right now and put on some lotion"

"This is not a option n*gga"
 07-19-2005, 03:17 AM         #44
themousebox  OP
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the funniest one he aint even speak....when "diddy" said he shutting the studio down..i think...and chapelle was dylan...that blank look was hilarious


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 07-19-2005, 03:26 AM         #45
themousebox  OP
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ok funniest kwote...

"how u gon rip it like this son..or like dat son...it's like action..cus i'm black son......doodeleedoodeleedodeleedoooooo"

HILaRIOUS.......that's when the white guy was pitching him movie ideas...then his wife fantasised bout anthony anderson....LOL
 07-19-2005, 03:46 AM         #46
j354j4  OP
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"Women got to much advice about men.. from other women... and they dont know what the fu*k they talking about" - Dave Chapelle


From the 'killing me softly' stand up show..
 07-19-2005, 05:38 AM         #47
qb_smokedogg  OP
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bi*ch I Live In A fu*king Trash Can , I'm the Porrest Muthafu*ka On Sesame Street
 12 years ago '04        #48
money36 2 heat pts
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im rich bi*ch
 07-19-2005, 07:25 AM         #49
blak_mag1k  OP
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Rick James - They shudda never given u n*ggas money!
Making The Band - P.Diddy - If it was my choice i wouldnt work...... id take a dump in the back of a movie theater and WAIT and jus WAIT for somebody to sit on it and hear a squish! dats funny 2 me.
Making The Band - P.Diddy - Its 100% cambodian yo, brea$tmilk, you made my dayyyyy!
 07-19-2005, 04:05 PM         #50
JCass  OP
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All of you said them already except
Ice T "Next n*gga that interrupts me is gettin shot."
Funkmaster Flex "Word on the street is my man fisticuffs got shot in the ear like 9 times!"
The Gang War Episode "Ay fool, we got yo leader, look at his pretty shoes." And then the gang takin the pic wit the bomb detonator...
Wayne Brady "Gimme ya dam sandwich Dave."

And u cant have a post about Dave without talkin about the Nutty Professor.
 12 years ago '04        #51
Mumbletaker 58 heat pts58
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"Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bi*ch?"

"He (R. Kelly) was mad at me. Ain't no punchline to that, that n*gga is mad. "How you gonna make a video about peeing on somebody?" n*gga, how YOU gonna make a video about peeing on somebody"


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 07-19-2005, 07:08 PM         #52
nyks311  OP
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im rick james bi*ch
err body said it and still does
one fo the funniest sh*t ever
 07-19-2005, 07:24 PM         #53
~OSiRiS~  OP
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"You know white people gonna trip when they know what that means. They'll be like 'My god what have we done'"
dis off of the 1st season
 12 years ago '04        #54
gngstr357 
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You Have Great New York b00bs
 12 years ago '05        #55
WhiteBoy773 3 heat pts
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fu*k yo couch n*gga@@@@
 12 years ago '04        #56
Rufus The Stunt 
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"everybody wanna be a n*gga, but nobody wanna be a n*gga"

Paul Mooney said it but it was on the show...classic quote
 07-20-2005, 07:27 PM         #57
dex1can  OP
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tyrone bigguns - "i smoke rocks"

and "yea bi*ch, people do still steal radios" followed by a cracked out dance (also tyrone)
 12 years ago '04        #58
gngstr357 
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mmm mm bi*ch itlll get ya drunk
sam jackson
 07-20-2005, 07:46 PM         #59
jerrito1  OP
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"I plead the fifth...1, 2, 3, 4, fifth"
 07-20-2005, 08:29 PM         #60
yungh  OP
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Da skit called Three Daves:

"fu*k NICK CANNON, DAVE CHAPPELLE!!!!
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