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 07-17-2005, 06:17 PM         #21
mitemouse  OP
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"i beat my d!ck like it owes me money"

its the line from the STD sing along ...
 07-17-2005, 08:40 PM         #22
DoogZ  OP
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"We'll call this game the shirts against the blouses."
 12 years ago '04        #23
A.G 27 heat pts27
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"with Samuel Jackson's, you'll be fu*kin fat bi*ches in no time"

"mmm mmmmmm bi*ch!"
 07-18-2005, 12:05 AM         #24
tcap  OP
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Last episode Season 2
Black Bush
If I can be real
Be real son..
Be real real
Tried to k!ll my father,,I dont play that sh*t
Tell them say word they tried to k!ll your father,,
THE n*gga TRIED TO k!ll MY FATHER!!

Right this down, M A R S,,mars bi*ches


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 12 years ago '04        #25
ronfable 
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"Take yo clothes off and give me your money!"
"First of all Leonard Washington don't get nekkid for nobody."
"And if you want this roll you gone have to shoot me."

Thats from the national dice rolling championships
"Nick Cannon's hilarious dad!"
 12 years ago '05        #26
Con-Con 4 heat pts
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"This is how I talk! Didn't you see my movies? Juice(or Juicy), that was a good one! Deep Blue Sea...they ate me! A fu*kING SHARK ATE ME!!!"

"Yes they deserve to die, and I hope they burn in hell!!!!"

"fu*k yo couch n*gga!"

"I will not participate in any n*ggerism!"


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 07-18-2005, 08:27 AM         #27
Chopper  OP
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Classic thread...

Couldnt get of the laughing gas with his skit on Samuel L Jackson "it'll get ya drunk".
HAHAHA. fu*kin sweet a.ss thread.
 07-18-2005, 08:48 AM         #28
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"... sometimes when I'm alone I... sit on my hand and... wait till it gets numb and masterbate. They call that a stranger. You ever given yourself a stranger?"

"What?"

"a stranger"

"yeah..yeah i do it a couple times"

"okay"

"yeah"

From Lil Jon and Oprah
 12 years ago '05        #29
JAMRudeBOY 
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Mine is "Now if you'll excuse me, i'm gonna pour some water in buck nastys' mamas dish"
 07-18-2005, 09:01 AM         #30
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'the MEANEST burger in the world could be the LEEEANEST burger in the world, if u cook it that WAAAAAy' the way that dude sings it cracks me up.
 12 years ago '04        #31
PIJIN 
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tyrone: theres summet u don't know bout me, i smoke rocks - when he's on fear factor
 12 years ago '04        #32
purtayboi 1 heat pts
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When keeping it real goes wrong----- " allow me to introduce myself, my name is HOV......" ARF, ARF, ARF, ........ WU-TANG bi*chES !!!!!
 07-18-2005, 09:26 AM         #33
AllEyezOnMe187  OP
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 bigwilly69 said:

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haha dat was sum funny sh*t
 07-18-2005, 04:44 PM         #34
AllEyezOnMe187  OP
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 pigeon said:
"... sometimes when I'm alone I... sit on my hand and... wait till it gets numb and masterbate. They call that a stranger. You ever given yourself a stranger?"

"What?"

"a stranger"

"yeah..yeah i do it a couple times"

"okay"

"yeah"

From Lil Jon and Oprah
sum even funnier sh*t...had me rollin first time i seen the skit
 07-18-2005, 04:51 PM         #35
jamaali  OP
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Prince: Want some Pankakes? bi*ches.
 12 years ago '05        #36
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"Computer Blue. Darling Picky. Good. Good. Good Hustle" "yo man Iīm not on your team"

"You know what, Joe Rogan? I smoke rocks."

"IīM RICK JAMES BIOTCH!" "Ay man, ay, would you mind not calling me a bi*ch in front of my kids?"

"You know what Calvin? Itīs a thin line between fries and shakes."

"So I walk in the door, and the first thing I see is OJ Simpson, and Iīm thinking to myself Wow thatīs OJ Simpson, heīs got a big fu*king head man"

"You just wanna do your taxes Ness? Is that whatīs hot on the streets right now, your taxes?"

"How come they never found Biggie & 2Pacīs murder, but they arrest OJ next day... NICOLE SIMPSON CAN`T RAP... THIS WHOLE COURT IS OUT OF ORDER!"

"Mmmhh... Titty residue."

"Thug life! Think this a game, n*gga?! ARF, ARF, ARF! Wu-Tang!"
 12 years ago '04        #37
Sylent Khaos 
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"I rip and I rhyme, I rhyme and I rip. This is the way that Dylan spits.......you trying to get some of this hot fiya!"

"Who are the five best rappers of all time? Think about it: Dylan, Dylan, Dylan Dylan Dylan...Cause I Spit Hot Fiya!!!"

"...This just in, the crime rate has dropped to zero percent. Zero percent? What, did the mexicans get reperations too? I think we'll be fine, mexicans don't watch the news any way. Now if this were Telemundo..."

"How come they still can't find Tupac and Biggie's murders, but the arrest OJ the next day? NICOLE SIMPSON CAN"T RAP!!!!! I WANT JUSTICE!!!!!" (this sh*t has us rolling for hours)

And we can't sleep on his two hit songs:

R Kelly (Piss on You Lyrics)

"[intro]

Yeah. 40 oz. of malt liquor mmake me want to tell you somethin'.

(verse 1)
Rollin round, sittin on dubs. Can't lie I was high on shrubs.

Coolin in my Escalade. Man I'm paid, I got it made!

Take me to your special place. Close your eyes, show me your face.

I'm gonna p!ss on it!


(chorus)
Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love. I don't even want none of the above.

I want to p!ss on you! Yes I do. I'll p!ss on you; I'll pee on you.


(verse 2)
Now your body, your body is a Porta-Potty.

And my pee I'd kick; like it know's karate. (knows karate)

And you'll never fell quite the same once u take a whiff of my Hershey stains.

I want to poop on u too. I want to pee in your food.

Only thing that make my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat.

I'm gonna p!ss on you!


(chorus)
Before we start, I'm gonna fart. I'm gonna fart on you"


R Kelly (Piss on You [Remix] Lyrics)

" (spoken)
Normally I don't do this
But I'ma hit ya'll off with a little taste of the remix
Ya'll ready? Here we go

(sung)
I pick you up from the club
Take you home to make some love
Got a surprise, close your eyes
I'm gonna cover you with suds
(instrumental breakdown)
I'ma give you some poo-poo
I'ma give you some pee-pee
I'ma give you some doo-doo
Wash it down with some wee-wee
This is the remix edition of the song about pissin'
I got that peein', leakin', freakin' and there's juice in the kitchen

(spoken)
That's how it goes at a R Kelly party
I sip Cris..........you drink piss
I want to p!ss on you remix, ya heard?
You know I'm serious
I really do want to p!ss on you
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 12 years ago '05        #38
magniff 
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mmh mmh bi*ch!
 07-18-2005, 06:39 PM         #39
Shitniks77  OP
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*talkin bout Rosie O'Donnel* "She wears underwears wit d!ck holes in em"
 12 years ago '05        #40
Sickstrumentals 
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i dont have any... chapelle is cool tho...
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