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 10 years ago '04        #201
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 Pistol Peter said
lmao i was driving to work the other day and i thought about that one and i busted out laughing
For some odd reason someone I know was talking about a Wyclef song and all I could think about was:

If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have s*x all f**king day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.

 05-16-2009, 08:13 PM         #202
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My favorite quote: Cause Um Rich Biotch and Thats right!!!!

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 lilsnatch770 said
For some odd reason someone I know was talking about a Wyclef song and all I could think about was:

If I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have s*x all f**king day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time.
:agreement6:
best f**king quote. ever.

 05-16-2009, 09:36 PM         #204
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Dave, after doing his wife, tosses his condom into the trash while saying "Kobe!"

 10 years ago '05        #205
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bucknasty you so dark when you touch yourself its like black on black crime

 10 years ago '05        #206
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