Favorite Dave Chappelle Quote

07-14-2005, 11:11 AM

Rick James:'fu*k yo couch n*gga! there's all kinds of c*m and pu**y-juice on my shoes n*gga'
'fu*k you, you black, dark, shiny, evil n*gga'

07-14-2005, 12:59 PM

this shows hilarious..."i know how you n*ggas are in paying your bills"...haha the ?????? family is one of the best ones

07-14-2005, 01:05 PM

i cant name just one line, but one of my favorite sketches is the one when he did the player haters ball in season 1. that was crazy. one of my favorite lines from that sketch is "you are so black, that when you touch yourself its like black on black crime." and then when he turned to the big dude and said "i would say something about your bi*ches but it looks like you ate them." classic...

07-14-2005, 02:13 PM

^haha

"Anyone watch Da Band on MTV..damn that shows a BEAST!!"

07-15-2005, 02:32 PM

bucknasty you so dark when you touch yourself its like black on black crime
and from same episode when hes doing nelson mandela
if i wanted to be mean id tell this fat kid to squeeze his boozoms together so i could make love to them.
ahahaha