Favorite Dave Chappelle Quote

07-14-2005, 11:11 AM

Rick James:'fu*k yo couch n*gga! there's all kinds of c*m and pu**y-juice on my shoes n*gga'
'fu*k you, you black, dark, shiny, evil n*gga'

07-14-2005, 12:59 PM

this shows hilarious..."i know how you n*ggas are in paying your bills"...haha the ?????? family is one of the best ones

07-14-2005, 01:05 PM

i cant name just one line, but one of my favorite sketches is the one when he did the player haters ball in season 1. that was crazy. one of my favorite lines from that sketch is "you are so black, that when you touch yourself its like black on black crime." and then when he turned to the big dude and said "i would say something about your bi*ches but it looks like you ate them." classic...

07-14-2005, 02:13 PM

^haha

"Anyone watch Da Band on MTV..damn that shows a BEAST!!"

07-15-2005, 02:32 PM

bucknasty you so dark when you touch yourself its like black on black crime
and from same episode when hes doing nelson mandela
if i wanted to be mean id tell this fat kid to squeeze his boozoms together so i could make love to them.
ahahaha

07-15-2005, 11:43 PM

-they shoulda never gave you n*ggas money

many many more

07-16-2005, 01:47 AM

"Im rick james bi*ch"
thats my favorite

The Michael Jackson jury selestion skit:

"He didn't molest no kids, he made thrilla.. THRILLAAAA!!!"

it was from the mad real world when they were working at that juice bar and he tells dood to bring him back a "banana cognac" hahaha...

07-16-2005, 02:45 AM

white power!

07-16-2005, 11:43 AM

what did the five fingers say to the face?

*slAPPPPPPPPPPPP*

12:09 PM

I'm Rick James bi*ch!!!!

07-16-2005, 12:17 PM

so you just gone do yo taxes right i front of me playboy

07-16-2005, 09:40 PM

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07-16-2005, 10:15 PM

"i Pleed The Fifth"

07-16-2005, 10:54 PM

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07-17-2005, 12:55 AM

Katie got sum big azz titays

07-17-2005, 02:25 AM

"a suger cookie?"

08:35 AM

Mario2005 said

"Im rick james bi*ch"
thats my favorite

KuLs said

The Michael Jackson jury selestion skit:

"He didn't molest no kids, he made thrilla.. THRILLAAAA!!!"

LOL..and the niggr family one wen he yells. "n*ggaAZ"

07-17-2005, 06:17 PM

"i beat my d!ck like it owes me money"

its the line from the STD sing along ...

07-17-2005, 08:40 PM

"We'll call this game the shirts against the blouses."

"with Samuel Jackson's, you'll be fu*kin fat bi*ches in no time"

"mmm mmmmmm bi*ch!"

12:07 AM

Last episode Season 2
Black Bush
If I can be real
Be real son..
Be real real
Tried to k!ll my father,,I dont play that sh*t
Tell them say word they tried to k!ll your father,,
THE n*gga TRIED TO k!ll MY FATHER!!

Right this down, M A R S,,mars bi*ches

"Take yo clothes off and give me your money!"
"First of all Leonard Washington don't get nekkid for nobody."
"And if you want this roll you gone have to shoot me."

Thats from the national dice rolling championships
"Nick Cannon's hilarious dad!"