Sting Ray Does a Saquan Barkley on a Shark

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mans said not today lol

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The shark thought he had dinner.

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Slapped! Steve Irwin jokes will always get you slapped on BX and slept on the street

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sting ray was like not today buddy

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I came in here fully expecting OP to be exaggerating, but that actually was a pretty apt description. Can't say I've ever seen a shark/sting ray move that fast. #atthespeedoflife

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If them shark wants you, they got you. Never seen em move that fast.

Scary sh1t

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What I enjoyed is it used the boat for the final juke and escape

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I didn't know stingray's could swim that fast


I think I must have got them mixed up with Manta rays which are similar but seem much slower in the water.

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We call the okey doke round these parts

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gahtdamn they fast

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Why is that hammerhead in water that shallow

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Cuz he likes ya
And he wants ya

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Everything is an snl skit

only takeaway i see is knee deep beach water might not be the move for me. Either ankle deep or nothing.


Water looks shallow as hell and that shark was moving. Yo\ a$s would be cooked standing in that

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Never knew they could move that fast. Buddy hauled a$s for real.

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