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 4 weeks ago '21        #2
Optimus Maximus  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x3 OP
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@🔗 Why won't you address the fact that you're a whole f@ggot and cocksucker?







You can run but you can't hide f@ggot.

@🔗 @🔗


Last edited by Optimus Maximus; 05-28-2024 at 09:59 PM..
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 4 weeks ago '22        #3
BreakkerSzn  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x111
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Top 10 most slapped recently  4 weeks ago '10        #4
SmoothTay  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x19
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 Optimus Maximus said 🔗
@🔗 Why won't you address the fact that you're a whole f@ggot and cocksucker?







You can run but you can't hide f@ggot.
You n1ggas need serious help on here .. you know how much of a loser in psycopath you have to be to do this type of stuff?

Get a job & a girlfriend whoever u .. u are one unhinged mf

fu#king loser
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Edit: i have no clue who this n1gga is

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Last edited by SmoothTay; 05-28-2024 at 09:59 PM..
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 4 weeks ago '21        #5
Optimus Maximus  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x3 OP
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 SmoothTay said 🔗
I'm a degenerate f@ggot and cocksucker so what. It's accepted in today's society.

I'm already suicidal so please don't push me over the edge.

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 4 weeks ago '22        #6
KING7 
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Jordan lost his team and now he's doing commercials

Damnnn

Can never be my GOAT
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 4 weeks ago '22        #7
Demencio Benson  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x36
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 KING7 said 🔗
Jordan lost his team and now he's doing commercials

Damnnn

Can never be my GOAT
He’s damn a billionaire you think he gives a fu#k if he’s not your goat?

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 4 weeks ago '04        #8
Mike T  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x7
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Ai
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 4 weeks ago '21        #9
Optimus Maximus  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x3 OP
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 KING7 said 🔗
Jordan sold his team for $3 billion dollars. He only paid $25 million in cash for it in 2010. He's still the alternate governor and minority owner and richer and wealthier than the new owners combined.

Michael Jordan has a lifetime deal with Gatorade dumbass. Jordan is legally printing money everyday without lifting a finger.

@🔗 Michael Jordan is the consensus GOAT and the GOAT of GOATs. Your damn opinion doesn't matter in the real world.
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 4 weeks ago '22        #10
KING7 
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 Demencio Benson said 🔗
He’s damn a billionaire you think he gives a fu#k if he’s not your goat?

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I don't give a fu#k what you or he thinks



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 4 weeks ago '22        #11
KING7 
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 Optimus Maximus said 🔗
Michael Jordan has a lifetime deal with Gatorade dumbass. Jordan is legally printing money everyday without lifting a finger.

@🔗 Michael Jordan is the consensus GOAT and the GOAT of GOATs. Your damn opinion doesn't matter in the real world.

I don't care what a brain dead idiot like you think

Take that consensus and shove it where the sun does not shine

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 4 weeks ago '21        #12
Optimus Maximus  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x3 OP
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 KING7 said 🔗
23 Reasons why Michael Jordan is the greatest basketball player ever.

1. Only player in NBA history to win the championship, season MVP, Finals MVP, All NBA First Team, All Defense First Team, and scoring title all in the same season (accomplished this 4x, twice without an All-Star teammate).

2. Retired since 2003 but still holds the records for highest career regular season point average and career playoffs point average.

3. Has the most 50 point playoff games in NBA history with 8. Also holds the record for most 40 point games with 38.

4. Holds 7 of the top 10 records for oldest players to score 40 or more in a game.

5. Holds 6 of the top 10 records for highest pace-adjusted scoring rates.

6. Led the Bulls to a championship throughout the ‘97 Playoffs with only 1 player averaging more than 8 PPG.

7. As their best player, Bulls were unbeaten in the playoffs against teams they were favored to beat.

8. Consistently elite on both ends: 10x scoring champion, 9x All-Defense First Team, 10x All NBA First Team.

9. Still owns the highest inflation-adjusted, single-year NBA salary of all time. The $33 million he made in the 1997-98 season is worth $55.38 million today.

10. Only player in NBA history to record 45 points or more on at least 50 FG% in the playoffs 20x.

11. Only player in NBA history to record 2500 points (50 FG%) and at least 200 steals in a season 4x

12. Only player in NBA history to win both the scoring title and Defensive Player of the Year in the same season.

13. One of only two players in NBA history to score 3000 points or more in a season (Wilt 3x).

14. Only one of three players in NBA history to record at least 200 steals and 100 blocks in a season (first to do it and only one to do it 2x).

15. The only rookie in NBA history to lead his team in 4 out of 5 major categories: points, rebounds, assists and steals.

16. Outscored only ONCE in the playoffs (178 out of 179)

17. Only player in NBA history to earn more money than his entire team.

18. Highest career PER, BPM and WS/48 for both season and playoffs.

19. After recording the highest career playoff series PPG in history (43.7), the NBA imposed an illegal offense rule to limit one-on-one offensive plays and make it more of a team-oriented game.

20. Only athlete in ANY sport to win a three-peat, retire, come back, and win another three-peat.

21. In the NBA’s 70+ year history, only six teams (5 if you count Russell’s Celtics as 1 team) have won a three-peat. MJ led two of those teams and is the only one to win 2x

22. Why argue longevity when the dude built a GOAT resume in just 11 full seasons?

23. To this day, Jordan remains the gold standard by which ALL athletes and basketball players’ greatness are measured. Other sports have coined the term “The Michael Jordan of ___” which indicates an athlete or player is being regarded as that sports’ greatest.


Bonus GOATNESS:

IN A 32-MONTH SPAN, MICHAEL JORDAN
Won 3 Championships. Won 3 Scoring Titles. Named NBA MVP 2x. Named Finals MVP 3x. Named All-Defensive 1st Team 3x.
Missed 0 games.

Game 6 of the 1998 NBA Finals will forever be the most watched basketball game of all time.

72 million people (26% of the US population at the time) watched at least some part of the game.

BETWEEN NOVEMBER 1990 AND JUNE 1998 THE BULLS NEVER LOST MORE THAN 2 GAMES IN A ROW WHEN MICHAEL JORDAN WAS PLAYING.

Michael Jordan Defied 1 in 1 Quadrillion Odds to Achieve an Incredible Record

The Bulls lost the first 3 games of the 1991 season. Michael Jordan never had a 3-game losing streak in Chicago again. An incredible 626 games (including playoffs) without dropping 3 in a row.

6 rings
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6 Finals MVPs
5 Regular Season MVPs 1 DPOY

Only member in NBA history of the 6-6-5-1 Club
(6 Rings, 6 Finals FMVPs, 5 MVPs 1 DPOY)
@🔗 Michael Jordan in the Playoffs:

- Undefeated with Home Court Advantage
- Undefeated as a Higher Seed
- Undefeated as a Pre-Season Vegas Favorite
- Undefeated as a Playoff Vegas Favorite
- 28-1 (96.6%) as a Series Favorite
- 21-1 (95.5%) when having the same or more number of All-NBA teammates vs. the competition
- 18-1 (94.7%) when having the same or more number of All-Star teammates vs. the competition.
- Won 6x as the lower seed
- Won 6x without Home Court Advantage

If Jordan had a training camp + a realistic chance to win, he ALWAYS WON. In sum, he became invincible.

No other player in NBA History can claim this.

No other player in NBA History maximized their chances better.

Michael Jordan - the GOAT of GOATs.

No player in NBA History demonstrated a greater combination of Individual Dominance + Team Success than Michael Jordan.

- 2nd All-time in MVPS (robbed of five MVPs)
- 1st All-Time in FMVPs
- 1st All-Time in PPG
- 1st All-Time in Playoff PPG
- 1st All-Time in Scoring Titles
- 1st All-Time in Per-Game Advanced Stat (PER, BPM, WS/48, RAPTOR)
- 1st All-Time in Per-Game Playoff Advanced Stats (PER, BPM, WS/48, RAPTOR)
- 6 Rings (All 6 as the Alpha)
- 2 Three-peats
- 2 Repeats
- Undefeated in the Playoffs with home court
- Undefeated in the Playoffs as a higher seed
- Won 6x without Home Court
- Won 6x as the lower seed

Michael Jordan simply remains the standard by which Basketball Excellence and Greatness should be measured.

Michael Jordan never lost a single playoff series as a defending champion.

Jordan went a perfect 16-0 in playoff series from 1992 to 1998 while defending the title.

Michael Jordan is the only athlete in the history of major sports to accomplish this.

Most unbeatable champion ever.

1992, 1993, 1997 and 1998 count for the criteria. Hence, the 16-0.

4 series per year.

Michael Jordan is the greatest combination of Individual Dominance + Team Success that the game has ever seen.
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 4 weeks ago '18        #13
Demonmarcus 
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Why the hell did they use that cgi/ai looking Mike at the end like the n1gga is dead or something
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 4 weeks ago '22        #14
KING7 
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 Optimus Maximus said 🔗
@🔗 Michael Jordan in the Playoffs:

- Undefeated with Home Court Advantage
- Undefeated as a Higher Seed
- Undefeated as a Pre-Season Vegas Favorite
- Undefeated as a Playoff Vegas Favorite
- 28-1 (96.6%) as a Series Favorite
- 21-1 (95.5%) when having the same or more number of All-NBA teammates vs. the competition
- 18-1 (94.7%) when having the same or more number of All-Star teammates vs. the competition.
- Won 6x as the lower seed
- Won 6x without Home Court Advantage

If Jordan had a training camp + a realistic chance to win, he ALWAYS WON. In sum, he became invincible.

No other player in NBA History can claim this.

No other player in NBA History maximized their chances better.

Michael Jordan - the GOAT of GOATs.

No player in NBA History demonstrated a greater combination of Individual Dominance + Team Success than Michael Jordan.

- 2nd All-time in MVPS (robbed of five MVPs)
- 1st All-Time in FMVPs
- 1st All-Time in PPG
- 1st All-Time in Playoff PPG
- 1st All-Time in Scoring Titles
- 1st All-Time in Per-Game Advanced Stat (PER, BPM, WS/48, RAPTOR)
- 1st All-Time in Per-Game Playoff Advanced Stats (PER, BPM, WS/48, RAPTOR)
- 6 Rings (All 6 as the Alpha)
- 2 Three-peats
- 2 Repeats
- Undefeated in the Playoffs with home court
- Undefeated in the Playoffs as a higher seed
- Won 6x without Home Court
- Won 6x as the lower seed

Michael Jordan simply remains the standard by which Basketball Excellence and Greatness should be measured.

Michael Jordan never lost a single playoff series as a defending champion.

Jordan went a perfect 16-0 in playoff series from 1992 to 1998 while defending the title.

Michael Jordan is the only athlete in the history of major sports to accomplish this.

Most unbeatable champion ever.

1992, 1993, 1997 and 1998 count for the criteria. Hence, the 16-0.

4 series per year.

Michael Jordan is the greatest combination of Individual Dominance + Team Success that the game has ever seen.

Yep you're definitely mentally ill

Seek help ASAP

 4 weeks ago '05        #15
bqstudios  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x3
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 Demonmarcus said 🔗
Why the hell did they use that cgi/ai looking Mike at the end like the n1gga is dead or something
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I peeped that, the voice was a lil off too. First thing i thought was Ai, but why? Maybe Mike just got it like that, dont even need to show up for his own commercial, just chillin collecting that check, while they use his likeness.

 4 weeks ago '11        #16
Silencer  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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Shout out to watching bootleg commercials
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 4 weeks ago '21        #17
loveeveryday  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x22
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Caitlin Clark in Gatorade commercials

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Here’s a better quality version

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Last edited by loveeveryday; 05-29-2024 at 05:12 AM..
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 4 weeks ago '04        #18
deziking  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x13
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SB .490 #129 (0)
ahhh another jordan thread mfers mad about.
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 4 weeks ago '20        #19
Maci 
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#19 I did NOT know of.

Dude was SOO SOO good at torching everyone the NBA had to create NEW rules just for HIM!! To keep him from igniting nightly! Just like Chuck Daly/Detroit Pistons - The Jordan Rules.
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 4 weeks ago '20        #20
gogosunday  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x9
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 Demencio Benson said 🔗
He’s damn a billionaire you think he gives a fu#k if he’s not your goat?

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Also since we are mentioning commercials with the goat “Michael Jeffrey Jordan” I would be remiss not to share hip hop star Noochie’s recent Jordan commercial



Also if anyone wants to go take pics with the Nooch display in DC lmk I will shoot you the address




 4 weeks ago '04        #21
1000bluntz 
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Love seeing DJ Lagway on there
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 4 weeks ago '18        #22
Most Palone  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 KING7 said 🔗
Jordan lost his team and now he's doing commercials

Damnnn

Can never be my GOAT
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 4 weeks ago '24        #23
KingMadHater 
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 Optimus Maximus said 🔗
@🔗 Why won't you address the fact that you're a whole f@ggot and cocksucker?







You can run but you can't hide f@ggot.

@🔗 @🔗
@🔗 a bi#ch

n1gga gets a attitude and puts people on ignore
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but he sends you mentions and take you off ignore to see what you talking about
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 4 weeks ago '23        #24
SmoothDun  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 Optimus Maximus said 🔗
@🔗 Why won't you address the fact that you're a whole f@ggot and cocksucker?







You can run but you can't hide f@ggot.

@🔗 @🔗
The fu#k is that ?????

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@🔗 coming out of the closet
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 4 weeks ago '23        #25
Hoops Savant  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 Optimus Maximus said 🔗
@🔗 Why won't you address the fact that you're a whole f@ggot and cocksucker?







You can run but you can't hide f@ggot.

@🔗 @🔗
@🔗 you still pretending to be a girl so you can get n1ggas d1ck pics >?
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