ITT I teach you how to bloatmog (the basics)
100g carbs per meal
add salt to all your meats before you eat them i prefer cajun seasoning salt
meanmug everyone that looks at you in public the world is like a jungle and much like animals ppl fear those much larger than them
do shrugs so you can have giant traps to mog ppl like a giant cobra or some sh1t
add more salt for extra bloat
add tv dinners to your reg meals for extra bloat cals n proteins
extort ppl for loot try everyone you kno see if they are weak if they are weak expose that weakness for cash so you can bloat your $ up and buy a mustang like dude from menace 2 society
dont take sh1t anyone disrespect them every chance you get if they look at you funny call them a bi#ch and ask them if they wanna catch a fade outside
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