Eddie Winslow is a fruit

I saw Daniel Radcliffe at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Jeffrey in 813 said 🔗 I saw Daniel Radcliffe at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Yikes

Chuck E. Cheese refuses to acknowledge n1ggas IRL

Even if you put your lighter in the air... he doesn't give a fu#k

Jeffrey in 813 said 🔗 I saw Daniel Radcliffe at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Should have punched Harry Potter in his throat

Phenom354 said 🔗 Should have punched Harry Potter in his throat

lol it's a copypasta/meme

you'll find variations of the "I met _____ (insert celebrity) at a grocery store in Los Angeles" online

Jeffrey in 813 said 🔗 lol it's a copypasta/meme you'll find variations of the "I met _____ (insert celebrity) at a grocery store in Los Angeles" online

the kanye one was funny because thats some sh1t his a$s would do

Jeffrey in 813 said 🔗 lol it's a copypasta/meme you'll find variations of the "I met _____ (insert celebrity) at a grocery store in Los Angeles" online

Oh lmao

Well then I still stand by it!

Phenom354 said 🔗 Should have punched Harry Potter in his throat

This is a copy pasta, friend.

Press Enter said 🔗 Yikes

It's a copy pasta lol

Bruh I met Jake Lloyd… kid anakin fu#kin skywalker and he was in the middle of a drug withdrawal. Dude was out his mind and left our film crew sayin his sister got kidnapped so he could go get drugs. sh1t was wild. The people I was with who knew him told me not to bring up Star Wars but he was gone before I even had a chance to speak to him other than saying what’s up

Smh

Kwestluv91 said 🔗 Bruh I met Jake Lloyd… kid anakin fu#kin skywalker and he was in the middle of a drug withdrawal. Dude was out his mind and left our film crew sayin his sister got kidnapped so he could go get drugs. sh1t was wild. The people I was with who knew him told me not to bring up Star Wars but he was gone before I even had a chance to speak to him other than saying what’s up

Press Enter said 🔗 Eddie Winslow is a f@ggot

Excuse me, but what you doin around Eddie Winslow.

See that’s why your wins low.




Jk. I couldn’t miss that opportunity.

Did security for a bunch of n1ggas while workin for Tao Group. By far the worst was Nas. Seein how he was one of my main influences for rap comin up. Been listenin to him since I was old enough to know what rap was. But for him to be such a fu#kin d1ckhead along with his brother was ridiculous.

This was around 2015/16. We started off at Tao with him and his squad gettin dinner. Then we were gonna head to Marquee nightclub cause that's wehre Nas was gonna perform. I'm ID'g everyone in the crew not named Nas and gettin em all wristbanded for expedited entry and so everyone workin would know that they part of his crew.

I get to Jungle and he doesn't have his ID so I'm like "It's all good bruh just give me a second to text my manager and get an approval then I'll get you a wristband". He was immediately upset. Actin like I sh1t in his sushi. I don't even entertain the static I just fade away to the background and wait for the manager to get back at me. Bout five minutes later I get the okay from the manager and I wristband him. The n1gga is still mad

We get in the club and get all settled at the table. Jungle then tries rollin up some tree. I'm like bruh personally idgaf but this is my job and you in a strict nightclub, can you put that away for me please? He look at me like I sh1t in his sh0e. Another coworker asks him and gets the same static. Manager comes down and tells him what the deal is and he listens. At this point Nas is on stage performin "Made You Look". Every time that n1gga said "They shootin" on the hook Jungle is aimin finger guns at me and the coworker. Rappin along with his brother like he made the song for us

Nas hops off stage and has to hit the restroom. I run him over to the VIP restroom which is just 1 stall with a door that can only be unlocked with a special key card. I'm tellin Nas on the way how much I fu#ked with him and how much of an influence he was and he blew me off and didn't even make eye contact with a n1gga. Another random a$s guest shows him and he light up like it was a long lost friend.

Nasty always gon be one of my favorite rappers and biggest influences. But as a person? I'm coo af

Kwestluv91 said 🔗 Bruh I met Jake Lloyd… kid anakin fu#kin skywalker and he was in the middle of a drug withdrawal. Dude was out his mind and left our film crew sayin his sister got kidnapped so he could go get drugs. sh1t was wild. The people I was with who knew him told me not to bring up Star Wars but he was gone before I even had a chance to speak to him other than saying what’s up

Damn, what a segway to exit the conversation just to get back to the dope lol

EverythingWith2 said 🔗 Did security for a bunch of n1ggas. By far the worst was Nas. Seein how he was one of my main influences for rap comin up. Been listenin to him since I was old enough to know what rap was. But for him to be such a fu#kin d1ckhead along with his brother was ridiculous. This was around 2015/16. We started off at Tao with him and his squad gettin dinner. Then we were gonna head to Marquee nightclub cause that's wehre Nas was gonna perform. I'm ID'g everyone in the crew not named Nas and gettin em all wristbanded for expedited entry and so everyone workin would know that they part of his crew. I get to Jungle and he doesn't have his ID so I'm like "It's all good bruh just give me a second to text my manager and get an approval then I'll get you a wristband". He was immediately upset. Actin like I sh1t in his sushi. I don't even entertain the static I just fade away to the background and wait for the manager to get back at me. Bout five minutes later I get the okay from the manager and I wristband him. The n1gga is still mad We get in the club and get all settled at the table. Jungle then tries rollin up some tree. I'm like bruh personally idgaf but this is my job and you in a strict nightclub, can you put that away for me please? He look at me like I sh1t in his sh0e. Another coworker asks him and gets the same static. Manager comes down and tells him what the deal is and he listens. At this point Nas is on stage performin "Made You Look". Every time that n1gga said "They shootin" on the hook Jungle is aimin finger guns at me and the coworker. Rappin along with his brother like he made the song for us Nas hops off stage and has to hit the restroom. I run him over to the VIP restroom which is just 1 stall with a door that can only be unlocked with a special key card. I'm tellin Nas on the way how much I fu#ked with him and how much of an influence he was and he blew me off and didn't even make eye contact with a n1gga. Another random a$s guest shows him and he light up like it was a long lost friend. Nasty always gon be one of my favorite rappers and biggest influences. But as a person? I'm coo af

I don’t blame him-why you care if n1ggas rolling up/smoking? Are you Nas’ security, or the clubs security?

I met Nas and it was BY FAR the best celebrity interaction I’ve ever had. And I’ve had hundreds at this point.

|-young-| said 🔗 I don’t blame him-why you care if n1ggas rolling up/smoking? Are you Nas’ security, or the clubs security? I met Nas and it was BY FAR the best celebrity interaction I’ve ever had. And I’ve had hundreds at this point.

I was the club security fam. So you should understand why I cared. It's Las Vegas not Cali. If I stand there and watch n1ggas do drugs not only will I be fired but I won't be able to work anywhere in the club industry again cause I'll get my Sheriff's card and TAM card revoked. Regardless of if it's legal in the state or not. It's absolutely illegal to do it in a nightclub

That tiny one from the GoT

I was simply walking towards his direction on the street n he had this big a$s dog with him, i noticed him only cuz hes... out of ordinary u know, n didnt recognize who he was immediately but u know when ur brain catches up late, u give that person another look just to confirm. I kept it moving but son tightened the grip on the leash n kept me in his sight until i passed by n i could feel he was feeling apprehensive or whatever, u know the vibe u get as you walk past someone... n i aint do nothing!

|-young-| said 🔗 I don’t blame him-why you care if n1ggas rolling up/smoking? Are you Nas’ security, or the clubs security? I met Nas and it was BY FAR the best celebrity interaction I’ve ever had. And I’ve had hundreds at this point.

Ask the same question for any other type of employment do you can see how ridiculous your question sounds

Phenom354 said 🔗 Should have punched Harry Potter in his throat

Bruh, I didn't know who the hell he was talking about.

Dehone said 🔗 Ask the same question for any other type of employment do you can see how ridiculous your question sounds

He just wanted to d1ckride his favorite n1gga rq fam. He let the first stupid thing that came to his mind fly out his mouth

EverythingWith2 said 🔗 I was the club security fam. So you should understand why I cared. It's Las Vegas not Cali. If I stand there and watch n1ggas do drugs not only will I be fired but I won't be able to work anywhere in the club industry again cause I'll get my Sheriff's card and TAM card revoked. Regardless of if it's legal in the state or not. It's absolutely illegal to do it in a nightclub

I feel you famo. Where you from tho? I’m thinking if I’m security and it’s Nas and his team I gotta let someone else be the bad guy that day. Soon as I seen son reaching for the blunt I’m acting like I’m tending to some other sh1t.

Jeffrey in 813 said 🔗 I saw Daniel Radcliffe at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Lol you could tell this is fake


and off topic, anyone who’s stolen before knows that barcodes don’t set off the alarm.

Jamie kennedy( malibus most wanted) the worst interaction I’ve had… He was on some sh1t, eyes wandering and he was weird and tried to talk to me like I was a servant but had that passive aggressive thing that certain folks do. Straight weirdo