I hit the club, look at a group of girls and one of them says, why you looking at me like that.

I say I'm looking at you coz you're fine as hell

Says she wanna go fu#k. I'm like wow, this is the easiest smash I ever had. She's all kinds of thick, and drunk.

I go with her to her place, and the gate is locked coz some dude has the access to her apartment and she's screaming his name. I say this n1gga is not here, let's just go to my place instead.

This dude shows up. She immediately french kisses him. I'm thinking holy fu#k. What's happening here? I ask her yo what's dude to you. He's her n1gga. Thanks for getting me to my man safely. I know n1ggas like you just wanna fu#k. Dude just looks at me like he's sorry.

I was appalled all night man. I caught a giant L and I walked into it.

Now I got this girl I took home with me afterwards and she won't give up the pu$$y. It's like she's a virgin.

I'm catching L's everywhere dawg

And these are Ls I can never admit to my homies so imma just say it here. h0es are evil out here. it's a evil world fr.

Meh. This is light.

A real L would have been if they got you drunk and then dude fu#ked you.

Be grateful.

Suitengu said 🔗 I hit the club, look at a group of girls and one of them says, why you looking at me like that. I say I'm looking at you coz you're fine as hell Says she wanna go fu#k. I'm like wow, this is the easiest smash I ever had. She's all kinds of thick, and drunk. I go with her to her place, and the gate is locked coz some dude has the access to her apartment and she's screaming his name. I say this n1gga is not here, let's just go to my place instead. This dude shows up. She immediately french kisses him. I'm thinking holy fu#k. What's happening here? I ask her yo what's dude to you. He's her n1gga. Thanks for getting me to my man safely. I know n1ggas like you just wanna fu#k. Dude just looks at me like he's sorry. I was appalled all night man. I caught a giant L and I walked into it. Now I got this girl I took home with me afterwards and she won't give up the pu$$y. It's like she's a virgin. I'm catching L's everywhere dawg And these are Ls I can never admit to my homies so imma just say it here. h0es are evil out here. it's a evil world fr.

but on the real, you gotta be in the game to catch a L

Suitengu said 🔗 I hit the club, look at a group of girls and one of them says, why you looking at me like that. I say I'm looking at you coz you're fine as hell Says she wanna go fu#k. I'm like wow, this is the easiest smash I ever had. She's all kinds of thick, and drunk. I go with her to her place, and the gate is locked coz some dude has the access to her apartment and she's screaming his name. I say this n1gga is not here, let's just go to my place instead. This dude shows up. She immediately french kisses him. I'm thinking holy fu#k. What's happening here? I ask her yo what's dude to you. He's her n1gga. Thanks for getting me to my man safely. I know n1ggas like you just wanna fu#k. Dude just looks at me like he's sorry. I was appalled all night man. I caught a giant L and I walked into it. Now I got this girl I took home with me afterwards and she won't give up the pu$$y. It's like she's a virgin. I'm catching L's everywhere dawg And these are Ls I can never admit to my homies so imma just say it here. h0es are evil out here. it's a evil world fr.

I had to read this twice. Holy sh1t.

It doesn't feel good being used does it.

This isn't that bad. Especially compared to Zion's baby mama news.

00010111 said 🔗 Meh. This is light. A real L would have been if they got you drunk and then dude fu#ked you. Be grateful.

Jesus ....don't jump all the way out thr closet there...

U lucky her mans wasnt some psycho who'd hogtie u n sell all yo organs

If its too good to be true, it prolly is

Made my life more boring than it really had to be, but i think im alive because i stick to that principle

Don't let this demotivate you. Think of what would thomas Edison do. He tried 1000s of times With the light bulbs and sh1t. All the great men deal with countless failures something it stings to keep getting failures one after another in a row.

00010111 said 🔗 Meh. This is light. A real L would have been if they got you drunk and then dude fu#ked you. Be grateful.

Damn why it gotta be some snowfall sh1t? That's not an L that's a complete emasculation

Thought u was getting robbed...jus go home and jack off sh1t not that bad

You didn't get robbed or r@ped. Not really an L, but you def give off an energy for a chick to try that sh1t

Meh, pretend she was on her period and keep it moving for the second. It's going to happen

00010111 said 🔗 Meh. This is light . A real L would have been if they got you drunk and then dude fu#ked you. Be grateful.

Ayo chill out bruh

n1gga I was gonna slap your sh1t but then your pain touched my heart. Keep shootin, you bound to hit something

Hellmatic said 🔗 Don't let this demonization you. Think of what would thomas Edison do. He tried 1000s of times With the light bulbs and sh1t. All the great men deal with countless failures something it stings to keep getting failures one after another in a row.

n1gga what are you trying to say? Demonization you, wtf

N0te said 🔗 n1gga what are you trying to say? Demonization you, wtf

Demotivated. This autocorrect sh1t sucks

00010111 said 🔗 Meh. This is light. A real L would have been if they got you drunk and then dude fu#ked you. Be grateful.

Or herpes or that ninja. Be grateful, fam.

What country are you in Op?

You can't win them all

kamal1978 said 🔗 You can't win them all

Breh could easily be out the game for good...these days too crazy to be walking unknown bi#ches anywhere alone...n1gga robbin season is in never ending status right now

a woman did all of that for a free ride home...?

WTF

Also you're lucky that sh1t wasn't a setup.

So u drove a bi#ch home?
I can't w u dudes man! U want L's r stories? Gimme a few mins I'm bout to walk to the store

Kewop Decam said 🔗 a woman did all of that for a free ride home...? WTF

People make up stories for the fun of it... None of that made sense lol