BlackjesuS said
Do me a favor a walk through it backwards now...growing up had a friend named Johnny....this was his spot...my n*gga said his house smelled like regret and unpaid bills... the sincerity on his face that day
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Yeah I can do that. My mom always told me don't bring no bugs back to my house! That made me wary of other people cribs, I ain't high n mighty so I never judge nothin especially my friends but I wanna respect mom so... Had a good close friend Willy Will, used to be in his basement playing games all the time, n his brother used to cut my hair down their too. 2 rottweilers always roamin too. Everyone knew they had roaches bit like I said no judge, I never came in w a back pack or nothin just the clothes I was wearin. One day we down stairs n older bro step dad came down n said .. Big garbage day tomorrow lets get this couch oitside. We bring it to the curb. Next day the dump truck n front loader pull up on the street while were playin fumbly rumbly in front of his house. The front loader grabbed the couch n it broke in half, like 500 roaches of all sizes bust out n ran in all directions. In the bushes, under porches. We all noticed but didn't sweat it.
Here's a grosser one. Spent a drunk night at this girl house woke up in the morning. She said u want bacon n eggs?.... Yep! I get out the bed p*ss n head to the kitchen, first thing when I come around the corner next to the stove she crushes like 10 baby roaches w her fu*kin bare hand on the kitchen counter. Said I'm good grabbed the bus schedule out my coat n said see ya later. But those r the reasons I said in my first post I can't fu*k w dirty houses no more.