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What's keeping you from dating a girl in the army ? pic.twitter.com/tA6d1iFZiM

— C🅰ï¸�LMDFK 🥀🌺 (@Calmdfu*k) February 1, 2023

I’m not that impressed OP. They aiight

Cause they are rumored to be hoes

ReedAboutME said Cause they are rumored to be hoes

Thread.

Match those hoes with all the n*ggaz in the Army…there lies your answer.

ReedAboutME said Cause they are rumored to be hoes

Dating not marry

Cause the sleep around like the navy hoes do

Nymphos

You must not know bruh lol. Military women are some of the biggest wh*res.

I ain't sh*t and she got homies on speed dial.

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Get these privates outta here lol

They all getting smutted out in the barracks or when they deploy or go TDY... you choose

The Army....













































the Army is keeping me from dating chicks in the Army...

To answer the question: squad leader already tapped. A few specialists from their platoon (and any other platoon in their unit) probably ran a train. Probably fu*ked a few E5s in another battalion already.

ReedAboutME said Cause they are rumored to be hoes

Rumored??? Shiiiiitttttttt. IYKYK

cuzjuan said The Army.... the Army is keeping me from dating chicks in the Army...

ReedAboutME said Cause they are rumored to be hoes

This. Especially the ones that’s just decent or mid in the face like the ones in this picture. iykyk

Seems like its about to be a military hoes gonna hoe thread.

I was in the Marines. Most of the chicks were getting ran thru. They were put on pedistals to when stationed when there are not a lot of females. Also you have a crazy amount of hard heads and a low amount of chicks. That gives them their sh*t don't stink attitude. Would never get married or involved seriously with military chicks.

If you ever been in the military you already know the answer… I have shared some stories in other posts.

Spend a night in the barracks on the wknd and find out....

they're all vaccinated

Marlo16 said I’m not that impressed OP. They aiight

A couple are cute. Give them credit for zero makeup and hair styling, plus all loose boyish clothes, you know them bodies have almost no fat.

Because I’ve been in for 12 years. When I was in basic hoes were sucking d*ck, when I got to AIT I was clapping cheeks and getting ripped off, by single moms and dusty chicks when I got off post passes, taxi was $10, hotel was only $60, rubbers were $5 back then. When I deployed, I saw married women leave their rings at PRE-MOB (processing spot for deployment), then get run through by n*ggas on our FOB and Camps. When I went into SOCCENT on my last deployment in 2020-2021, I saw plenty of military women get clapped. I clapped a French Air Force chick, who was a E7 I was E5 at the time. Deployments and AIT or any training missions. Where women are the least denominator on a COP, FOB, Camp means she’s probably getting her back broke. I saw plenty of ugly hoes by 3rd month getting brought to “training rooms” and videos on whisper app. Of chicks riding d*cks and playing hot potato with d*ck. I don’t recommend anyone marrying a woman from the Army. You’ll probably be sliding in a empty hallway. That has NATO stamp of invasion in it.

My girl at the time was out there later on. She worked for the countries Airline, so I had to stop hoeing.

lil titty slurp said This. Especially the ones that’s just decent or mid in the face like the ones in this picture. iykyk

Not used to all the male attention. Best looking girl around by default