Jun 19 - Cheerleaders Caught Pooping on Pizza (Actual Letter Inside)

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BREAKING NEWS: Actual Letter from Cheerleaders Caught Pooping on Pizza

In an odd story coming out of (believe it or not) Texas, four high school cheerleaders were sent home early from camp after allegedly putting human feces on a pizza and trying to frame rival cheerleaders for the deed.

Apparently camp isn't what it used to be. I mean if I would have gotten sent home from camp everytime I pooped on a pizza I would have been one sad little kid. Fortunately, when I was growing up there wasn't such a stigma about pooping on pizza. Maybe it's a guy thing. Honestly who wants to think about cheerleaders pooping?

Below is an actual transcript of the letter the cheerleaders read to the Fossil Ridge cheerleaders apologizing for their behavior.


:banghead: Like Dear Fossil Ridge Squad,
We're totally sorry for taking a poo on our pizza and trying to blame it on you. It was all Britney's idea and she's the one that originally tried to poo on the pizza only she hasn't eaten anything in two days so she only farted a few times and then cried a little. Luckily Alison and Heather hadn't purged yet and managed to squeeze a few logs out next to the pepperoni and anchovies. You see we started out just pooing on the pizza for fun, it wasn't until later that we came up with the idea of blaming it on you guys. Anyway, I hope there's no hard feelings. TTFN! BFF!


Yes America, it's a sad day indeed for the great legacy of high school cheerleading.


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