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Marilyn Monroe Was a Total Slob (Disgusting Things We've Witnessed)



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Marilyn Monroe Was a Total Slob (disgusting Things We've Witnessed)
 

 
bro i cannot believe they hype this bi*ch as the most beatiful inonic women in the history of entertainment.





i did not think white gilrs could be this dirty and triffin. yuck.


Baseball legend and second hubby Joe DiMaggio complained the blond bombshell stunk to high heavens because she would avoid bathing for days on end.


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According to a biography of former lover Clark Gable, Monroe cared even less about keeping herself clean than she did about getting her lines right. Some of her habits weren't so bad -- like, she slept in the nud*, which honestly makes way more sense than removing your clothes only to sleep in more clothes. And she farted a lot, which honestly puts her in the same category as most everyone reading this while inhaling a burrito in their underwear. Most everyone writing this too, now that I think about it.



If farts and birthday-suit jammies were the worst things she did (aside from sleeping with a New York Yankee), I'd have already moved on to somebody else. But nope -- it gets certifiably yucky from here on in. Monroe almost never bathed, despite a huge chunk of her job description being "don't make everybody within 500 feet of you want to Voldemort their own nose." Also, since her endless farting was likely part of what polite society calls "irritable bowel syndrome," she definitely should've farted under the shower head every now and then.


f nothing else, bathing would've helped rid her pores of all the food slowly burrowing itself inside them. Because her biggest hobby of all was to eat in bed -- in itself not a problem, but she was into storing the leftovers under her sheets, because apparently walking to the fridge was just too much work. No word on whether she actually remembered that food in the morning, but even occasionally forgetting did a major disservice to both herself and that delicious food. It sucks that Lee Harvey Oswald and REDACTED went to Dallas that day, because I would've loved to hear what JFK thought about sharing a bed with Marilyn Monroe and several moldy, half-eaten ham sandwiches.



However, in contrast to the nice-girl, butter-wouldn’t-melt persona she maintained in public, Monroe was apparently a total slob on her own time.
According to a number of Monroe’s former lovers and several of her maids, Monroe’s personal cleanliness, unlike her, left a lot to be desired. In fact, Monroe was apparently so lackadaisical about her personal hygiene that several of her maids just up and quit because they were so sick of cleaning up after her.
Her habit of leaving giant fans around didn’t help matters.

For example, according to Lena Pepitone, one of Monroe’s former housekeepers, the starlet would frequently laze around the house in dirty clothes with huge piles of dirty dishes stacked next to her bed. Which to be fair, doesn’t sound all that far removed from how we spend our free time and we’ll bet Monroe looked a sh*t-ton better than us doing it. But here’s the thing, Monroe’s cleanliness was apparently so bad that several of her former lovers have claimed it almost put them off ever dating her at all. Which is, well, insane. This is Marilyn Mon-fu*king-roe we’re talking about here. Seriously, look at this picture

And now tell us how bad her apartment would have to smell before you’d not want to sleep with her.

Apparently what almost put Clark Gable off dating Monroe was her habit of eating in bed, nud*. Which you probably think sounds kind of awesome until you learn that when Monroe was full, she’d scrape any leftover food she had left on her plate under her sheets and then sleep on top of it, though presumably not before winging the plate across the room and mentally giving her maid the finger.

When she woke up the next day, rather than clean any of the mess up, Monroe would just leave it for her maids to deal with, you know those same maids who quit all the time, meaning the food often went without being cleaned up for days. Jeez, it’s no wonder Clark Gable thought twice about dating her.


That’s the moustache of a man who takes grooming very seriously.

Not that this detracts from anything Monroe accomplished in her lifetime or makes her any less of icon. But hey, it sure as sh*t makes you think about the context behind all those “if you can’t handle me at my worst you don’t deserve me at my best” image macros you see floating around on Facebook.




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 7 days ago '20        #2
The corrector  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 7 days ago '09        #3
messy marv stan  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x85
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3 things:


didnt read

slap numero uno

and the fried catfish i had for lunch was good
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 7 days ago '16        #4
Toast2the  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x3
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OP’s auntie is a man now
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 7 days ago '22        #5
rapchampion  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1 OP
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i worship white celebrities women. and think they are the most cleanest,holiest, and upscale and non farting and sh*tting people in the planet.

and man my uncel tom a*s got a huge wake up call.

I cannot believe this.

maybe it was a reason why people said madonna was not as hot as folks made her out to be.
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 7 days ago '08        #6
halftime 
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she’s never spit a 16 op. I’m confused.
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 7 days ago '15        #7
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 messy marv stan said




3 things:


didnt read

slap numero uno

and the fried catfish i had for lunch was good
Currently fasting but that catfish looking like a 5 star meal though.

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 7 days ago '20        #8
MrDarkCloud  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x5
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 Toast2the said
OP’s auntie is a man now
I really wanted to give a well thought out response, too. Like, I was really about to legitimately respond.

But, I see OP is '22. Likely a troll account.

This site can be annoying af at times.
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 7 days ago '09        #9
messy marv stan  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x85
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 Villain said
Currently fasting but that catfish looking like a 5 star meal though.


i put tapatio hot sauce on the fish and rice pilaf






op is a very pathetic career troll who claims he supposedly ropes off his fridge
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 7 days ago '16        #10
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 Toast2the said
OP’s auntie is a man now
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 7 days ago '10        #11
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when op said I didn't think white girls could be this dirty or triffin I stopped reading
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 7 days ago '20        #12
MrDarkCloud  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x5
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 Villain said
Currently fasting but that catfish looking like a 5 star meal though.

Hopefully that fasting helps your tunnel vision and y'all stop acting like Mariah Carey had more impact on hip hop than Mary J. Blige.
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 7 days ago '11        #13
Tony Franks  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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Damn even Marilyn Monroe gotta deal with 2022 social media tmz bullsh*t
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 7 days ago '10        #14
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 Villain said
Currently fasting but that catfish looking like a 5 star meal though.


OP ties bungee cords around his fridge and calls it fasting.
the only reason he took it off if because maintenance saw it and reported him to management. @
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 7 days ago '18        #15
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Was watching some interviews last week. They said she was depressed and wouldn’t shower or bathe for weeks. Was coming to movie sets with her pu**y stankin
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 7 days ago '15        #16
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 MrDarkCloud said
Hopefully that fasting helps your tunnel vision and y'all stop acting like Mariah Carey had more impact on hip hop than Mary J. Blige.
The fu*k is you even talking about?

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 7 days ago '20        #17
MrDarkCloud  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x5
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 Villain said
The fu*k is you even talking about?

I'm drunk.

BUT, don't y'all say Mariah Carey had more impact on hip hop music than Mary J?

Mary had no impact, right? Ain't that what y'all say????

 7 days ago '15        #18
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 MrDarkCloud said
I'm drunk.

BUT, don't y'all say Mariah Carey had more impact on hip hop music than Mary J?

Mary had no impact, right? Ain't that what y'all say????
Who is y'all?

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 7 days ago '10        #19
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 Villain said
The fu*k is you even talking about?

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 7 days ago '06        #20
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 Solid2 snake said
when op said I didn't think white girls could be this dirty or triffin I stopped reading
He thought all white women were queens

And only minority’s we’re dirty


What a dork!!
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 7 days ago '06        #21
Big Bear 
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 MrDarkCloud said
I'm drunk.

BUT, don't y'all say Mariah Carey had more impact on hip hop music than Mary J?

Mary had no impact, right? Ain't that what y'all say????
What are you talking about?
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 7 days ago '20        #22
MrDarkCloud  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x5
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 Villain said
Who is y'all?



n*gga, it was a collective of y'all.

You, that JacmPrettyBoy poster with the phat a*s. And a helluva of other posters.

You're fasting. So hopefully that helps you stop being delusional and put respect on Mary's name and stop giving Mariah credit for sh*t that belongs to MARY.

 7 days ago '20        #23
MrDarkCloud  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x5
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 Big Bear said
What are you talking about?
These n*ggas up here say Mary J. Blige had no impact on hip hop/r&b collaborations because she wasn't a crossover artist.

Mariah had the most impact, let these n*ggas tell it.

Mary didn't do sh*t.
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 7 days ago '10        #24
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 Solid2 snake said
when op said I didn't think white girls could be this dirty or triffin I stopped reading
Non-farting, clean and respectable he said
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 7 days ago '15        #25
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 MrDarkCloud said


n*gga, it was a collective of y'all.

You, that JacmPrettyBoy poster with the phat a*s. And a helluva of other posters.

You're fasting. So hopefully that helps you stop being delusional and put respect on Mary's name and stop giving Mariah credit for sh*t that belongs to MARY.
You got me confused with somebody else.

n*gga over there getting fu*ked up off wine.

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