I remember unc said if you worried about a broad having an STD dip ur pinky in ur ear and put ear wax on her cat if she jumps she burns.


Never tried it but I a*sume it works


Edit: I got some reminders in here.

It's cheaper to keep her heard that all the time.

Get you a broad that's no greater then a 9. ("Not a looker") Ugliness builds character she will be loyal cook, clean, deal with your bullsh*t and suck a watermelon through the eye of a needle for you.

That one might be outdated in this time and day but it may apply.

GoldBluded said I remember unc said if you worried about a broad having an STD dip ur pinky in ur ear and put ear wax on her cat if she jumps she burns. Never tried it but I a*sume it works

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GoldBluded said I remember unc said if you worried about a broad having an STD dip ur pinky in ur ear and put ear wax on her cat if she jumps she burns. Never tried it but I a*sume it works

n*gga WHAT?! LOL

GoldBluded said I remember unc said if you worried about a broad having an STD dip ur pinky in ur ear and put ear wax on her cat if she jumps she burns. Never tried it but I a*sume it works

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"Don't be like me nephew"

You fu*kin right I wont!!!!

rob phoenix said n*gga WHAT?! LOL

If you get cheated on, at any point in life - Get another piece of pu**y, ideally a MILF and keep it moving

A Family Friend who doubled as my Uncle taught me that: Don’t let a woman’s potential betrayal fu*k your life up. When I was in the 6th grade he had a really bad divorce, but with a badddddddd Broad a few months later, settled with his Ex-Wife, got a new job - Ended up getting a *different* Baddie and in current day, they had 3 children

Don’t let setbacks other people cause fu*k your momentum up, that was the long and short of what my OG taught me

And I nearly didn’t listen, many moons ago, his words echoed in my mind in a dire time of need.

If someone goes for a Headlock,
Tuck your chin & go for the fingers

Slant your charcoal to 1 side of the grill before you light it
That Way you have a Cool Spot for your food

Do push-ups with your head up

Have your gf/bm call cops on trappes makin more money than you

Even chickens fly in a hurricane

“If it’s free, get two of em”

If you look like you need it, you’ll never get it

All juice isn’t created equal. People find tolerance they never knew they had when you got money and juice

Most women gone always choose a rough project over the n*gga that adores them. Women chase the men that give ‘em the least attention.

At my moms funeral

“It get better with time”

Deeebo said Even chickens fly in a hurricane

This is GOOD sh*t Explain what he meant.

My uncle told me not to use COKE or he’d beat my a*s then 10 mins later he was showing me how to snort it

GoldBluded said I remember unc said if you worried about a broad having an STD dip ur pinky in ur ear and put ear wax on her cat if she jumps she burns. Never tried it but I a*sume it works

good luck wit dat

If you eat pu**y you will grow facial hair.






I have a full beard now

Y’all fu*kin k*ll me.



Don’t make excuses just do it. Simple as that.

If god made anything better than pu**y he kept it for himself.

“If you got one foot in the doghouse…..might as well have two”

Close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes

Never let your workers see you cry.

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rob phoenix said n*gga WHAT?! LOL

If she squirms she burns

GoldBluded said I remember unc said if you worried about a broad having an STD dip ur pinky in ur ear and put ear wax on her cat if she jumps she burns. Never tried it but I a*sume it works

That’s the first thing that came to mind…my uncle was a heroin addict tho

"A closed mouth doesn't get fed"


"If you gonna do dirt....do it by yo damn self"