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Bro Thor gonna give Kratos that work
 

 
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he looks fat as hell, but probably strong as fu*k.....bet you Kratos gonna struggle with dude in the beginning
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 1 month ago '16        #2
Novii  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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Idk. But Thor ainít gonna make it easy.
Look up the strongest men in the world. They all got that belly sh*t going on.

Baldur gave Kratos that work. Thors supposed to be a whole different beast. Baldur was a great f*ght too. Iím hoping they can out do themselves here

Edit:

Apparently they call it a power belly.

Hereís the strongest men in the world 2021:




Last edited by Novii; 05-19-2022 at 08:33 PM..
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 1 month ago '04        #3
mt fuji 
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 Novii said
Idk. But Thor ainít gonna make it easy.
Look up the strongest men in the world. They all got that belly sh*t going on.

Baldur gave Kratos that work. Thors supposed to be a whole different beast. Baldur was a great f*ght too. Iím hoping they can put do themselves here
Thor will catch hands, feet and elbows.

Those freaking valkaries though... fu*k dem hoes!!!
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 1 month ago '14        #4
Doc Goblin  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x63
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I’m sorry. Does no one read this and see how stupid it sounds ? He looks fat but he’s PROBABLYstrong as fu*k.

Probably ?

I bet you he’s gonna struggle with him in the beginning.

Nah. Bruv. He gone die in the first act. Because why wouldn’t he ? It’s not like they spent years building him up or some sh*t ? Son….like this fu*king guy.

Plank from Ed, Edd and Eddy had more awareness than this. Like wtf ?!

It was odd at first now, but buddy is being consistent with this aloof fu*king observational writing.

Are you dumb ??? Like mans really wrote this in disbelief that Thor could be fat and strong as hell and that Kratos gonna struggle with him. Kratos struggled with all the gods. They were gods.

Like yo-just-fu*king like ?!
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Top 10 most propped recently  1 month ago '20        #5
Blafy  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x9
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Will God of War f*ght other Gods from other cultures after Norse like





Son Goku Monkey King is waiting
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 1 month ago '19        #6
Thisizdray 
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 Blafy said
Will God of War f*ght other Gods from other cultures after Norse like





Son Goku Monkey King is waiting
Probably the black gods in the Egyptian pantheon are next. But one of cut scenes had Japanese gods on the stone tablet, I think Shinto in them
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Top 10 most propped recently  1 month ago '20        #7
Blafy  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x9
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 Thisizdray said
Probably the black gods in the Egyptian pantheon are next. But one of cut scenes had Japanese gods on the stone tablet, I think Shinto in them



Ohh
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 1 month ago '14        #8
rashadd 
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I’m ready for it. I never see anyone comment about how Kratos didn’t open up some of the realms and am very intrigued to see how everything ties together. Also since this is the final game of this story we get to see Odin as well?


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 1 month ago '17        #9
Ifeellikekobe  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x7
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Whens the release date?
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 1 month ago '18        #10
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Kratos beat the Olympian Pantheon. Demi-Gods, Titans, Mythological Beast, and the Gods themselves.

Thor will of course give him some go, but Kratos is the undisputed champ. Only reason Baldur gave Kratos some go is because he couldn’t feel pain and was invincible. Once that spell was broken buddy died real quick and Thor coming out the gate feeling everything the blades of chaos and the leviathan axe got.
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 1 month ago '10        #11
pacman45  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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Can't wait for this joint. I have to keep reminding myself to be patient lol
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 1 month ago '16        #12
Novii  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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 mt fuji said
Thor will catch hands, feet and elbows.

Those freaking valkaries though... fu*k dem hoes!!!
Thatís the problem with having great f*ghts and enemies and just game in general. You gotta out do what you did. Are they going to make enemies harder than the Valkyries?
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 1 month ago '04        #13
---Max-Payne---  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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Thor ate a whole ox and drank 3 barrels of mead on a reg in norse mythology. He supposed to be a fat fu*k not look like Hemsworth.


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 1 month ago '22        #14
Joe Buttons 
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First God of War on the PS4 was beautiful asf, even on my struggle 720p t.v at the time
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 1 month ago '11        #15
SiekaSiklo 
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 Dsammy04 said
Kratos beat the Olympian Pantheon. Demi-Gods, Titans, Mythological Beast, and the Gods themselves.

Thor will of course give him some go, but Kratos is the undisputed champ. Only reason Baldur gave Kratos some go is because he couldnít feel pain and was invincible. Once that spell was broken buddy died real quick and Thor coming out the gate feeling everything the blades of chaos and the leviathan axe got.
Right lol Baldhr wasnt really fu*kin w/a rusty Kratos
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 1 month ago '05        #16
Tha Boss  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x16
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This gonna be a tv show or movie?
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 1 month ago '15        #17
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 Novii said
Thatís the problem with having great f*ghts and enemies and just game in general. You gotta out do what you did. Are they going to make enemies harder than the Valkyries?
Son. It took me three days to beat the first one. And it was damn near the same pace all the way thru the final one. sh*t was insane. bi*ch stomped the sh*t out of Kratos.
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 1 month ago '04        #18
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 Thisizdray said
Probably the black gods in the Egyptian pantheon are next. But one of cut scenes had Japanese gods on the stone tablet, I think Shinto in them
name a sony 1st party black lead character, not no co-star like uncharted legacy.. the main lead that the game was built around, ill wait....

no older than ps3 either, even then im being generous..
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 1 month ago '10        #19
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 Blafy said
Will God of War f*ght other Gods from other cultures after Norse like





Son Goku Monkey King is waiting
If he crosses over into different mythos this series will never be finished being great.

 1 month ago '11        #20
CALViiiN  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x30
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Kratos ice cold.
fu*k Thor and his whole family.

“Boy” if you don’t ….


Last edited by CALViiiN; 05-19-2022 at 10:53 PM..
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 1 month ago '10        #21
Trilluminati GA 
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Thor has been on of my goats for decades...kratos gonna break him off sumn

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 1 month ago '12        #22
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 Dsammy04 said
Kratos beat the Olympian Pantheon. Demi-Gods, Titans, Mythological Beast, and the Gods themselves.

Thor will of course give him some go, but Kratos is the undisputed champ. Only reason Baldur gave Kratos some go is because he couldnít feel pain and was invincible. Once that spell was broken buddy died real quick and Thor coming out the gate feeling everything the blades of chaos and the leviathan axe got.
Nah I think OP's right... Remember Kratos is under the impression that he cant be beaten... I believe Thor will beat that mf into hiding when they 1st meet... If Balder can 2piece the World Serpent to sleep and Thor is wayyy stronger than him then Kratos will have his hands full... Thor will humble Kratos
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 1 month ago '16        #23
Novii  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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 Novii said
Idk. But Thor ainít gonna make it easy.
Look up the strongest men in the world. They all got that belly sh*t going on.

Baldur gave Kratos that work. Thors supposed to be a whole different beast. Baldur was a great f*ght too. Iím hoping they can out do themselves here

Edit:

Apparently they call it a power belly.

Hereís the strongest men in the world 2021:


 Tobinmont said
Son. It took me three days to beat the first one. And it was damn near the same pace all the way thru the final one. sh*t was insane. bi*ch stomped the sh*t out of Kratos.


People donít get it till youíre in it. The f*ghts were ACTUALLY hard. Itís not like elden ring or souls games where the monster just HITS hard. Nahh. Them bi*ches will fu*k you up. Plus you only get what heals you get. Aint no run around popping potions. I respect it. That last one a mf too
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 1 month ago '17        #24
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 mt fuji said
Thor will catch hands, feet and elbows.

Those freaking valkaries though... fu*k dem hoes!!!
I beat them on I Am God of War difficulty. Took me a week to beat the Valkyrie queen. And if you know Norse mythology you would know Thor catches teeth.
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 1 month ago '17        #25
Naga Sadow  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x23
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 Blafy said



Ohh
Nah we don't want the Egyptian gods at all. They throw sperm at each other to f*ght. IYKYK.



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