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 4 months ago '19        #1
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ym7171yea  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x8
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Chipotle is the goat
 

 
I love chipotle it's the perfect lunch break. Kids meal for 5 bucks and you can just bring your own cup to get a ton of soda or whatever from the fountain. Chips quesadilla rice beans salsa

I never really complained there before tho. Recently they fu*ked up my order they swung the bag around and the sh*t spilled in the bag. Everything was edible but it was a mess.

So I gave em 2 stars in the app and checked the box for I want chipotle to contact me about this order

They sent me a free entree and I was shocked but all the upgrades were free too!

I got me three tacos with double steak guacamole queso Blanco everything that costs extra sh*t came out like a delicious casserole. $20 for it all and just free! Their tacos are incredible, they fry them fresh in the store every day. They're like the cantina taco shells taco bell had a few months ago.

But it took them 45 minutes to make my tacos due to a big rush so I complained again and right away got another entree free!

Steak burrito, double steak, guacamole, queso, extra everything, extra tortilla... Got round $38 worth of chipotle free in two days.

If chipotle fu*ks up complain!
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 4 months ago '19        #2
ym7171yea  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x8 OP
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 4 months ago '04        #3
deziking  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x4
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Man that sh*t heavy as fu*k. How the fu*k you eat entire bowl?? I need likeb4 to 5 breaks and sh*t. Even that burrito. And half time that sh*t breaks.




always got damn line too.
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 4 months ago '19        #4
ym7171yea  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x8 OP
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 deziking said
Man that sh*t heavy as fu*k. How the fu*k you eat entire bowl?? I need likeb4 to 5 breaks and sh*t. Even that burrito. And half time that sh*t breaks.





always got damn line too.
It's heaven I love a big meal I can eat slow n savor
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 4 months ago '21        #5
The jinx  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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Stop complaining. Have some integrity bro.

And yes i like chipolte as of recent. Trying to stay away from "traditional" fast food places and eat a little cleaner. I plan on going there tomorrow and not getting any meat. Im trying to just eat seafood,veggies and no meat for a couple weeks to slim down before my bday in a month or so.
I dont think chipolte has a seafood option
So it will be rice and beans and veggies.

Im not trying to detox off the meat @ @ @
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 4 months ago '18        #6
BrooklynDamien  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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Haven't eaten there in a few years. I used to love it. Went to the one by Yankee stadium and saw them take the temperature of all the food with the same thermometer. That cross contamination was enough for me to stop fu*king with it. Saw they just had a lawsuit like last year but they have a longer history of bad practices come to find out
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 4 months ago '21        #7
The jinx  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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 BrooklynDamien said
Haven't eaten there in a few years. I used to love it. Went to the one by Yankee stadium and saw them take the temperature of all the food with the same thermometer. That cross contamination was enough for me to stop fu*king with it. Saw they just had a lawsuit like last year but they have a longer history of bad practices come to find out
Every restaurant has a legal team to deal specifically with lawsuits. Its part of the restaurant business

 4 months ago '06        #8
MyStYlEaRt  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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Man chipolte is where itís at. Still remember the first time an old friend put me onto chipolte, it was an epic night to say the least. I call it healthy fast food. Occasionally the rice isnít well cooked but itís okay.
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 4 months ago '09        #9
faceoffizhere 
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 ym7171yea said
I love chipotle it's the perfect lunch break. Kids meal for 5 bucks and you can just bring your own cup to get a ton of soda or whatever from the fountain. Chips quesadilla rice beans salsa

I never really complained there before tho. Recently they fu*ked up my order they swung the bag around and the sh*t spilled in the bag. Everything was edible but it was a mess.

So I gave em 2 stars in the app and checked the box for I want chipotle to contact me about this order

They sent me a free entree and I was shocked but all the upgrades were free too!

I got me three tacos with double steak guacamole queso Blanco everything that costs extra sh*t came out like a delicious casserole. $20 for it all and just free! Their tacos are incredible, they fry them fresh in the store every day. They're like the cantina taco shells taco bell had a few months ago.

But it took them 45 minutes to make my tacos due to a big rush so I complained again and right away got another entree free!

Steak burrito, double steak, guacamole, queso, extra everything, extra tortilla... Got round $38 worth of chipotle free in two days.

If chipotle fu*ks up complain!
Never order tacos only u get way less just order a bowl and get three tacos on the side
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 4 months ago '20        #10
UncleSpo  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x16
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 ym7171yea said
I love chipotle it's the perfect lunch break. Kids meal for 5 bucks and you can just bring your own cup to get a ton of soda or whatever from the fountain. Chips quesadilla rice beans salsa

I never really complained there before tho. Recently they fu*ked up my order they swung the bag around and the sh*t spilled in the bag. Everything was edible but it was a mess.

So I gave em 2 stars in the app and checked the box for I want chipotle to contact me about this order

They sent me a free entree and I was shocked but all the upgrades were free too!

I got me three tacos with double steak guacamole queso Blanco everything that costs extra sh*t came out like a delicious casserole. $20 for it all and just free! Their tacos are incredible, they fry them fresh in the store every day. They're like the cantina taco shells taco bell had a few months ago.

But it took them 45 minutes to make my tacos due to a big rush so I complained again and right away got another entree free!

Steak burrito, double steak, guacamole, queso, extra everything, extra tortilla... Got round $38 worth of chipotle free in two days.

If chipotle fu*ks up complain!
U fat bi*ch
This is all I pictured when I read that sh*t

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 4 months ago '16        #11
Fumo 
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Eating Chipotle is like buying soul food from a white restaurant lmfao
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 4 months ago '17        #12
Acebit 
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ChiGoatle
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 4 months ago '19        #13
ym7171yea  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x8 OP
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 UncleSpo said
U fat bi*ch
This is all I pictured when I read that sh*t

Nah most days I eat one meal a day plus a snack so if i can just go to one place n be good i dig it
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 4 months ago '20        #14
POWER RAPS  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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 Fumo said
Eating Chipotle is like buying soul food from a white restaurant lmfao
Facts. This thread feels like bizarro world. Local Mexican spot, neighborhood taco lady/taco truck >>>>>>>
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 4 months ago '19        #15
ym7171yea  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x8 OP
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 Fumo said
Eating Chipotle is like buying soul food from a white restaurant lmfao
yall too good for $40 of free chipotle? hah
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 4 months ago '19        #16
ym7171yea  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x8 OP
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 faceoffizhere said
Never order tacos only u get way less just order a bowl and get three tacos on the side
I just can't do that in the app

 4 months ago '04        #17
xbossxplayax 
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u know the principle of diminishing returns right... i think i was happiest when chipotle tasted good. i really want to simplify my life but feels like im too far gone

 4 months ago '16        #18
Fumo 
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 ym7171yea said
yall too good for $40 of free chipotle? hah
You eating gentrification burritos..
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 4 months ago '16        #19
Fumo 
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 POWER RAPS said
Facts. This thread feels like bizarro world. Local Mexican spot, neighborhood taco lady/taco truck >>>>>>>
Yes sir those bira bira tacos on God level...
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 4 months ago '19        #20
ym7171yea  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x8 OP
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 Fumo said
You eating gentrification burritos..
course i want cheap protein big portions whole foods its healthy
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 4 months ago '17        #21
Lazy 
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Nah

Too many hygiene issues
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 4 months ago '07        #22
yola  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x79
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the strongest complaint is to not give them your money again

 4 months ago '17        #23
JacobWatch  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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 Fumo said
Eating Chipotle is like buying soul food from a white restaurant lmfao
Boston market?

sh*t ainít seasoned but that sh*t can get taken down on rare occasions

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 4 months ago '09        #24
faceoffizhere 
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 ym7171yea said
I just can't do that in the app
Uber eats or do you order it thru an app and go in to pick it up?
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 4 months ago '04        #25
Mike T  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x5
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 deziking said
Man that sh*t heavy as fu*k. How the fu*k you eat entire bowl?? I need likeb4 to 5 breaks and sh*t. Even that burrito. And half time that sh*t breaks.





always got damn line too.
They fat boys



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