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 4 months ago '08        #1
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daluckychild 
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Just lost a f*ght with my wife
 

 
I had her this time guys, I swear I did. Had her on the ropes, jab jab, hook... I was going in for the k*ll.

Back story is that we were both stressed from work and the kids, i said some sh*t to her basically calling her lazy and sh*t went south fast. But we were both determined to not be the one to start speaking to the other... 3 days go by. not a single word shared directly between us.

Either way, we know what needs to happen. at some point we are gonna talk it out. Share our sides of the story... I was ready. I was in the gym, taking notes, rehearsing, I got her this time.

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Remember that time you left the toothpaste cap off....

Your so damn selfish....

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But what about that time i asked for a Sweet Potato Pie....

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Im thinking of rebuttals, counter punches, sh*t to say to throw her off her game... im sparring with myself in the mirror with index cards... bob n weave, watch out for the overhand... she got me with that last time.... im ready bro

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Lets do this...

so today she was like, "you ready to talk to me".

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Naw.. is you ready

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Bell rings... i start off strong, holding my own. not backing down... but she finds my weak spots. i swear chicks go to some secret class in colleges for this sh*t.

She pulling out all kinds of combos ive never seen

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My punches arent landing with the power they should


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WHere she get all this stamina

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Before i knew it... it was all over

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Now that is over... sitting here, licking my wounds. Getting mentally prepared for this make up s*x. Gone be a couple days of monkey fu*king to make up for lost time.

Next time fellas, i promise you ill get her.


Last edited by daluckychild; 01-19-2022 at 12:29 PM..
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 4 months ago '05        #2
kriskross00  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x5
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I am amused


You may stay
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 4 months ago '15        #3
He Hate Me 
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I don’t even try to f*ght with my lady. I just take the L and we have a civilized conversation later about it.



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 4 months ago '21        #4
Keithf87 
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First, breathe.

Then...

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 4 months ago '20        #5
Jimmy2times 
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Sounds like a “Reasons not to get married” thread.
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 4 months ago '21        #6
YngBuckWilliams  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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op is a beta his girl wears the pants with her masculine energy

she got more balls than you and she don't respect you

women know who to try that tough sh*t on, she think you soft idgaf how much money you make, she's cheating on you with a broke a*s tyrone who has an actual backbone
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 4 months ago '21        #7
YngBuckWilliams  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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op don't respeck himself
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 4 months ago '21        #8
Dreamcast  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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 Jimmy2times said
Sounds like a “Reasons not to get married” thread.
thats what i was thinking.. married people always talking about arguing and having issues lol

i remember we were talking after church once and this guy busted out telling us his wife was givin him that starfish s*x

it was shocking but at church we supposed to be family so i guess that's why he said it

but it just had me like

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 4 months ago '20        #9
Gen Anti Fruit  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x26
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 4 months ago '13        #10
jrockex 
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its hard to win man

yea get some patrice oneal or some bill burr as your cornerman

navigate this sh*t
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 4 months ago '15        #11
Mal215 
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I do t argue I just go cheat but then again I’m not married
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 4 months ago '16        #12
Head Coach 
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Sounds like she's a cancer, was she born in July?
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 4 months ago '04        #13
Aesop730 
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Always keep you a haymaker in the pocket and a deep cutter. One that'll have her mad at you for a couple days. A truth bomb.
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 4 months ago '04        #14
NAKHI ALLAH 
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 daluckychild said
I had her this time guys, I swear I did. Had her on the ropes, jab jab, hook... I was going in for the k*ll.

Back story is that we were both stressed from work and the kids, i said some sh*t to her basically calling her lazy and sh*t went south fast. But we were both determined to not be the one to start speaking to the other... 3 days go by. not a single word shared directly between us.

Either way, we know what needs to happen. at some point we are gonna talk it out. Share our sides of the story... I was ready. I was in the gym, taking notes, rehearsing, I got her this time.




Remember that time you left the toothpaste cap off....

Your so damn selfish....




But what about that time i asked for a Sweet Potato Pie....




Im thinking of rebuttals, counter punches, sh*t to say to throw her off her game... im sparring with myself in the mirror with index cards... bob n weave, watch out for the overhand... she got me with that last time.... im ready bro




Lets do this...

so today she was like, "you ready to talk to me".




Naw.. is you ready




Bell rings... i start off strong, holding my own. not backing down... but she finds my weak spots. i swear chicks go to some secret class in colleges for this sh*t.

She pulling out all kinds of combos ive never seen




My punches arent landing with the power they should




WHere she get all this stamina




Before i knew it... it was all over




Now that is over... sitting here, licking my wounds. Getting mentally prepared for this make up s*x. Gone be a couple days of monkey fu*king to make up for lost time. Might be a 2 finger up her but kinda night tonight.

Next time fellas, i promise you ill get her.
Cot damn bruh I'm sitting here cracking up cause I've had many of those days.... Many and it's the same result I lose every time bruh I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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 4 months ago '04        #15
NAKHI ALLAH 
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 He Hate Me said
I don’t even try to f*ght with my lady. I just take the L and we have a civilized conversation later about it.



Yea I have them days also
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 4 months ago '04        #16
NAKHI ALLAH 
Props total: 55652 55 K  Slaps total: 4052 4 K
 YngBuckWilliams said
op is a beta his girl wears the pants with her masculine energy

she got more balls than you and she don't respect you

women know who to try that tough sh*t on, she think you soft idgaf how much money you make, she's cheating on you with a broke a*s tyrone who has an actual backbone
 Dreamcast said
thats what i was thinking.. married people always talking about arguing and having issues lol

i remember we were talking after church once and this guy busted out telling us his wife was givin him that starfish s*x

it was shocking but at church we supposed to be family so i guess that's why he said it

but it just had me like

Nah y'all dudes don't get it,
op I salute you sounds like y'all been together for a good minute...
Been there many times
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 4 months ago '20        #17
Tweezy12  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x10
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I fu*ked her last week

 4 months ago '16        #18
Proveone  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x4
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 daluckychild said
I had her this time guys, I swear I did. Had her on the ropes, jab jab, hook... I was going in for the k*ll.

Back story is that we were both stressed from work and the kids, i said some sh*t to her basically calling her lazy and sh*t went south fast. But we were both determined to not be the one to start speaking to the other... 3 days go by. not a single word shared directly between us.

Either way, we know what needs to happen. at some point we are gonna talk it out. Share our sides of the story... I was ready. I was in the gym, taking notes, rehearsing, I got her this time.




Remember that time you left the toothpaste cap off....

Your so damn selfish....




But what about that time i asked for a Sweet Potato Pie....




Im thinking of rebuttals, counter punches, sh*t to say to throw her off her game... im sparring with myself in the mirror with index cards... bob n weave, watch out for the overhand... she got me with that last time.... im ready bro




Lets do this...

so today she was like, "you ready to talk to me".




Naw.. is you ready




Bell rings... i start off strong, holding my own. not backing down... but she finds my weak spots. i swear chicks go to some secret class in colleges for this sh*t.

She pulling out all kinds of combos ive never seen




My punches arent landing with the power they should




WHere she get all this stamina




Before i knew it... it was all over




Now that is over... sitting here, licking my wounds. Getting mentally prepared for this make up s*x. Gone be a couple days of monkey fu*king to make up for lost time. Might be a 2 finger up her but kinda night tonight.

Next time fellas, i promise you ill get her.
Bruh I been there. Felt like I had it all figured out. Rehearsed every scenario, and had counter arguments on counter arguments




Therapist was like you ready my guy, I was ready no way I was gonna lose.

Man I went in there and might have gotten two sentences in and then



All I could think was

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 4 months ago '20        #19
Mysticman  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x28
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Ya'll f*ght with your girls? Ain't sh*t that bad to argue about
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 4 months ago '12        #20
daman729 
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But what about that time i asked for a Sweet Potato Pie....


But for real, I hope it works out between yall.
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 4 months ago '19        #21
unit321  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x29
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After a couple f*ghts, you learn and remember her mistakes but don't point them out. If you play it right, she can throw whatever she wants because you have a full set of mistakes to point out.


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 4 months ago '16        #22
Ghostface Killa  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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Never works out because men argue with logic and women argue with emotion.

Once someone else gets involved, she cries, she wins. Don't matter how good your arguement is
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 4 months ago '21        #23
YngBuckWilliams  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 NAKHI ALLAH said
Nah y'all dudes don't get it,
op I salute you sounds like y'all been together for a good minute...
Been there many times
nah, i do get it.. your mans a sucker putting up with physical and verbal abuse.. a "Real Man" (as women say while demeaning dudes) would pack up his sh*t and leave.
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 4 months ago '04        #24
NAKHI ALLAH 
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 YngBuckWilliams said
nah, i do get it.. your mans a sucker putting up with physical and verbal abuse.. a "Real Man" (as women say while demeaning dudes) would pack up his sh*t and leave.
Nah b you looking at what he saying in the wrong light
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 4 months ago '18        #25
BrooklynDamien  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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even if you win what have you won? It's suicide... you can't win!
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