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Jan 14 - Man claims his pen15 shrank 1.5 inches due to COVID
 

 
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Talk about getting the short end of the stick.

As if contracting COVID wasn’t bad enough, a dismayed man now claims that he’s lost a whopping 1.5 inches from the length of his p*nis as a lingering result of the vile virus.

“My p*nis has shrunk,” lamented the griping guy in a letter to the “How To Do It” podcast this week.

“I’m a heteros*xual man in my 30s,” he said, anonymously — only referring to himself as “coming up short.”

“In July of last year, I contracted COVID and was very sick. When I got out of the hospital, I had some erectile dysfunction issues,” he added.

The purportedly once-well-endowed man went on to explain that prior to his diagnosis, he boasted an “above average”-sized tool.

But, much to his chagrin, his formerly impressive privates have since lost their luster.

“[The erectile dysfunction] gradually got better with some medical attention, but I seemed to be left with a lasting problem,” he confessed. “Before I got sick [my p*nis] was above average. Not huge, but definitely bigger than normal. Now I’ve lost about an inch and a half and become decidedly less than average.”

He claimed that a medical adviser had attributed his pecker problems to vascular damage caused by COVID, and was warned that the impairment was likely permanent.

“It shouldn’t really matter,” the man wrote. “But it has had a profound impact on my self-confidence and my abilities in bed. I know you can’t give me back my missing length and girth, but I was wondering if you could give me any advice on what to do now.”

In response to the dude’s desperate plea for p*nis help, Dr. Charles Welliver — a urologist and Director of Men’s Health at Albany Medical College, NY — confirmed the rare, but real havoc COVID can wreak on a man’s unmentionables.

“You can connect these dots,” the physician told Slate of the virus’ correlation to ding-a-ling disorders.

“COVID [causes] a mass of respiratory symptoms that leads to a lot of the deaths,” he said. “But there’s also pretty significant vascular issues that occur with guys.”

The doctor went on to cite studies that have shown cases of men who’ve suffered from priapism — the persistent erection prompted sans s*xual arousal — and erectile dysfunction (ED) after contracting COVID.

“When guys get ED, they get a lack of erections for a while, and when that happens they actually do get some shrinkage,” he added.

And his commentary on miniaturized members was backed by Dr. Ashley Winter, a urologist in Oregon, who insisted: “COVID d – – k is a real thing.”

“The main reason that we think this occurs is something what we call endothelial dysfunction,” she explained. “That’s basically the cells that line your blood vessels … and they’re really important for the function of many different organs.”

The health care pro went on to note that when COVID infects those vital cells, it can take a toll on a number of organs.

“And because the erection is a blood flow-event … When those blood vessels are affected, you can get the erectile dysfunction,” she said.

However, despite the prognosis “coming up short” received from his doom-and-gloom doctor, both urologists agreed that rehabilitative practices like doing “p*nis push-ups” or purchasing a “p*nis vacuum,” could restore length over time.

“A typical regimen would be starting something like Viagra or Cialis to improve blood flow,” advised Winter. “Another thing would be to buy a p*nis vacuum device and do p*nis exercise with it or p*nis push-ups.”

She also suggested stretching the p*nis with a traction device named RestoreX, which she says has reportedly elongated shortened wee-wees by 1 to 2 centimeters with consistent use.

“These are easy things you can do at home to either prevent shortening or actually get back length that you’ve lost,” she a*sured.

So, to make a long story short, just hang in there guys. There’s hope.

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Top 10 most propped recently  3 days ago '22        #2
BReNDon 
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Probably wyt...nice try fella that d*ck was already small
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 3 days ago '18        #3
BrooklynDamien  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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n*gga got covid d*ck. plausible. The sh*t fu*ks with your blood, making it thicker. Thinning agents like licorice could help. Cayenne, turmeric. Anything good for diabetes is good for blood flow and your d*ck.
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 3 days ago '04        #4
mainevent23 
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I'm sure that's what he tells all the women.
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 3 days ago '05        #5
4REAL  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x4
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However, despite the prognosis “coming up short” received from his doom-and-gloom doctor, both urologists agreed that rehabilitative practices like doing “p*nis push-ups” or purchasing a “p*nis vacuum,” could restore length over time.

“A typical regimen would be starting something like Viagra or Cialis to improve blood flow,” advised Winter. “Another thing would be to buy a p*nis vacuum device and do p*nis exercise with it or p*nis push-ups.”

She also suggested stretching the p*nis with a traction device named RestoreX, which she says has reportedly elongated shortened wee-wees by 1 to 2 centimeters with consistent use.
I've never heard of any of this. "p*nis
Push-ups"? I like to learn about things but not sure if I should google this. I'm not sure what I'll see.


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 3 days ago '05        #6
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 BrooklynDamien said
n*gga got covid d*ck. plausible. The sh*t fu*ks with your blood, making it thicker. Thinning agents like licorice could help. Cayenne, turmeric. Anything good for diabetes is good for blood flow and your d*ck.
The article didn't tell us much details about the person, as it's anonymous. But he had severe covid and went to the hospital. He was probably put on a respirator, which could mean there's a 90% chance that the guy is overweight or obese. These are potential long covid issues of overweight people or people with an immune deficiency that get covid. His only prevention method was probably losing weight, exercising, and or taking vitamin supplements.

 3 days ago '19        #7
aaf192020  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x3
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Thread title is wild. Didn't care to read about man's lil man but the title alone gets a prop.

RIP to the 1.5 inches homie lost.





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 3 days ago '04        #8
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Bx tinfoils will still do their tiny d*ck dances around these facts and follow whatever the next meme tells them to



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 3 days ago '18        #9
BrooklynDamien  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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 4REAL said
The article didn't tell us much details about the person, as it's anonymous. But he had severe covid and went to the hospital. He was probably put on a respirator, which could mean there's a 90% chance that the guy is overweight or obese. These are potential long covid issues of overweight people or people with an immune deficiency that get covid. His only prevention method was probably losing weight, exercising, and or taking vitamin supplements.
No doubt if he had to go in he was probably already in bad shape. Losing weight and exercise would still be a step in the right direction of helping his blood flow pre or post. Avoiding foods that keep his blood thick and taking things that help thin it could help too
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 3 days ago '18        #10
BrooklynDamien  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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 4REAL said
I've never heard of any of this. "p*nis
Push-ups"? I like to learn about things but not sure if I should google this. I'm not sure what I'll see.
Read about it in king magazine years ago. Look up jelging/jelqing. No need for the traction device she mentioned. There's sites like bx where all they do is talk about this sh*t
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 3 days ago '17        #11
Willy Boban  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x9
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How much did his stomach gain?
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 3 days ago '19        #12
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 Real said



Bx tinfoils will still do their tiny d*ck dances around these facts and follow whatever the next meme tells them to





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 3 days ago '16        #13
foshoVoodoo  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x58
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first fauci molested bats now he molesting you
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 3 days ago '20        #14
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 refuze said



Talk about getting the short end of the stick.

As if contracting COVID wasn’t bad enough, a dismayed man now claims that he’s lost a whopping 1.5 inches from the length of his p*nis as a lingering result of the vile virus.

“My p*nis has shrunk,” lamented the griping guy in a letter to the “How To Do It” podcast this week.

“I’m a heteros*xual man in my 30s,” he said, anonymously — only referring to himself as “coming up short.”

“In July of last year, I contracted COVID and was very sick. When I got out of the hospital, I had some erectile dysfunction issues,” he added.

The purportedly once-well-endowed man went on to explain that prior to his diagnosis, he boasted an “above average”-sized tool.

But, much to his chagrin, his formerly impressive privates have since lost their luster.

“[The erectile dysfunction] gradually got better with some medical attention, but I seemed to be left with a lasting problem,” he confessed. “Before I got sick [my p*nis] was above average. Not huge, but definitely bigger than normal. Now I’ve lost about an inch and a half and become decidedly less than average.”

He claimed that a medical adviser had attributed his pecker problems to vascular damage caused by COVID, and was warned that the impairment was likely permanent.

“It shouldn’t really matter,” the man wrote. “But it has had a profound impact on my self-confidence and my abilities in bed. I know you can’t give me back my missing length and girth, but I was wondering if you could give me any advice on what to do now.”

In response to the dude’s desperate plea for p*nis help, Dr. Charles Welliver — a urologist and Director of Men’s Health at Albany Medical College, NY — confirmed the rare, but real havoc COVID can wreak on a man’s unmentionables.

“You can connect these dots,” the physician told Slate of the virus’ correlation to ding-a-ling disorders.

“COVID [causes] a mass of respiratory symptoms that leads to a lot of the deaths,” he said. “But there’s also pretty significant vascular issues that occur with guys.”

The doctor went on to cite studies that have shown cases of men who’ve suffered from priapism — the persistent erection prompted sans s*xual arousal — and erectile dysfunction (ED) after contracting COVID.

“When guys get ED, they get a lack of erections for a while, and when that happens they actually do get some shrinkage,” he added.

And his commentary on miniaturized members was backed by Dr. Ashley Winter, a urologist in Oregon, who insisted: “COVID d – – k is a real thing.”

“The main reason that we think this occurs is something what we call endothelial dysfunction,” she explained. “That’s basically the cells that line your blood vessels … and they’re really important for the function of many different organs.”

The health care pro went on to note that when COVID infects those vital cells, it can take a toll on a number of organs.

“And because the erection is a blood flow-event … When those blood vessels are affected, you can get the erectile dysfunction,” she said.

However, despite the prognosis “coming up short” received from his doom-and-gloom doctor, both urologists agreed that rehabilitative practices like doing “p*nis push-ups” or purchasing a “p*nis vacuum,” could restore length over time.

“A typical regimen would be starting something like Viagra or Cialis to improve blood flow,” advised Winter. “Another thing would be to buy a p*nis vacuum device and do p*nis exercise with it or p*nis push-ups.”

She also suggested stretching the p*nis with a traction device named RestoreX, which she says has reportedly elongated shortened wee-wees by 1 to 2 centimeters with consistent use.

“These are easy things you can do at home to either prevent shortening or actually get back length that you’ve lost,” she a*sured.

So, to make a long story short, just hang in there guys. There’s hope.




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 3 days ago '15        #15
Still Numskull 
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Maybe nickis cousins balls didnt grow his d*ck just got smaller.
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 3 days ago '04        #16
ItAlY2BkLyN 
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 3 days ago '20        #17
SoufPawEd 
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Surprised CDC hasn’t said to take the vaccine to prevent the shrinking which is one of the long term effects
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 3 days ago '13        #18
EL GATO NEGRO 
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 BrooklynDamien said
n*gga got covid d*ck. plausible. The sh*t fu*ks with your blood, making it thicker. Thinning agents like licorice could help. Cayenne, turmeric. Anything good for diabetes is good for blood flow and your d*ck.
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 3 days ago '06        #19
Icee 
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I don’t believe this at all, one doctor literally marketed a p*nis pump in this article .
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 3 days ago '21        #20
Alien 
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Definitely finna start telling bi*ches the rona is the reason.
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 3 days ago '14        #21
Sphynx 
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Him realizing he shoulda just got the vaccine


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 3 days ago '08        #22
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 refuze said



Talk about getting the short end of the stick.

As if contracting COVID wasn’t bad enough, a dismayed man now claims that he’s lost a whopping 1.5 inches from the length of his p*nis as a lingering result of the vile virus.

“My p*nis has shrunk,” lamented the griping guy in a letter to the “How To Do It” podcast this week.

“I’m a heteros*xual man in my 30s,” he said, anonymously — only referring to himself as “coming up short.”

“In July of last year, I contracted COVID and was very sick. When I got out of the hospital, I had some erectile dysfunction issues,” he added.

The purportedly once-well-endowed man went on to explain that prior to his diagnosis, he boasted an “above average”-sized tool.

But, much to his chagrin, his formerly impressive privates have since lost their luster.

“[The erectile dysfunction] gradually got better with some medical attention, but I seemed to be left with a lasting problem,” he confessed. “Before I got sick [my p*nis] was above average. Not huge, but definitely bigger than normal. Now I’ve lost about an inch and a half and become decidedly less than average.”

He claimed that a medical adviser had attributed his pecker problems to vascular damage caused by COVID, and was warned that the impairment was likely permanent.

“It shouldn’t really matter,” the man wrote. “But it has had a profound impact on my self-confidence and my abilities in bed. I know you can’t give me back my missing length and girth, but I was wondering if you could give me any advice on what to do now.”

In response to the dude’s desperate plea for p*nis help, Dr. Charles Welliver — a urologist and Director of Men’s Health at Albany Medical College, NY — confirmed the rare, but real havoc COVID can wreak on a man’s unmentionables.

“You can connect these dots,” the physician told Slate of the virus’ correlation to ding-a-ling disorders.

“COVID [causes] a mass of respiratory symptoms that leads to a lot of the deaths,” he said. “But there’s also pretty significant vascular issues that occur with guys.”

The doctor went on to cite studies that have shown cases of men who’ve suffered from priapism — the persistent erection prompted sans s*xual arousal — and erectile dysfunction (ED) after contracting COVID.

“When guys get ED, they get a lack of erections for a while, and when that happens they actually do get some shrinkage,” he added.

And his commentary on miniaturized members was backed by Dr. Ashley Winter, a urologist in Oregon, who insisted: “COVID d – – k is a real thing.”

“The main reason that we think this occurs is something what we call endothelial dysfunction,” she explained. “That’s basically the cells that line your blood vessels … and they’re really important for the function of many different organs.”

The health care pro went on to note that when COVID infects those vital cells, it can take a toll on a number of organs.

“And because the erection is a blood flow-event … When those blood vessels are affected, you can get the erectile dysfunction,” she said.

However, despite the prognosis “coming up short” received from his doom-and-gloom doctor, both urologists agreed that rehabilitative practices like doing “p*nis push-ups” or purchasing a “p*nis vacuum,” could restore length over time.

“A typical regimen would be starting something like Viagra or Cialis to improve blood flow,” advised Winter. “Another thing would be to buy a p*nis vacuum device and do p*nis exercise with it or p*nis push-ups.”

She also suggested stretching the p*nis with a traction device named RestoreX, which she says has reportedly elongated shortened wee-wees by 1 to 2 centimeters with consistent use.

“These are easy things you can do at home to either prevent shortening or actually get back length that you’ve lost,” she a*sured.

So, to make a long story short, just hang in there guys. There’s hope.


Sure I had Covid d*ck...but no positive Covid; just was really sick around when covid first happened pre test and it not working the same....If im not hitting nothing new and is excited, my confidence is shot without d*ckpills since covid d*ck
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 3 days ago '14        #23
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 3 days ago '07        #24
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Luckily for most Boxden users this won't matter much since most who post here are weirdos incels with mental/social disorders
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 3 days ago '07        #25
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