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 1 month ago '11        #1
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How come we don't have robot barbers yet?
 

 

We have robots that can shoot half court shots. We even have self driving cars. We will soon have robots delivering our groceries. We should have robots that can provide a quick shapeup. It doesn't seem like that would be an impossible feat. We can use censors and our head/dimensions/hair type doesn't change. Lets make it happen.
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 1 month ago '19        #2
unit321  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x18
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It's gonna suck when it cuts your ears off.

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 1 month ago '05        #3
J Real 
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Because they can't entertain guest. Unless it's a bar in a restaurant where you don't see the guest it will never work. People go to bars to be entertained. They have places that have machines and you put in a debit card and can get a drink.

 1 month ago '05        #4
suppanigga510 
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 1 month ago '09        #5
kickzrme 
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 1 month ago '05        #6
DrDeath 
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 suppan*gga510 said

This sh*t had me weak
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 1 month ago '18        #7
TheLuminousOne  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x6
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The ZEEKBOT360
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 1 month ago '17        #8
pickolo01 
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The FlowBee don't count?

 1 month ago '11        #9
Silencer  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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Actually could probably work.
Build a booth with a 3d scanner that maps the clients whole head and rendes yhe 3d image on a touch screen.

On screen could have hundreds of styles fades and designs you can drag and drop onto the 3d rendered bust.

Confirm it, swipe your card and a scaled down version of 1 of these will line u up flawlessly.



Basically an automated lazer hair removal booth.

The tech been out there, u can raspberry pi that sh*t up easy.

Someone just has to put it in motion.
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Top 10 most propped recently  1 month ago '15        #10
Mal215 
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When you get a cast cut off they use a saw that cut the cast but not your arm

Could use similar tech

 1 month ago '14        #11
Christian238 
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The real question is IF they do create it who's gonna use it and are you going to have to sit perfectly still while the laser does the job or risk that line getting pushed back like Top Gun...


I don't think i could...I mean my shop visits is like going to church and my cuts' like a religion man...It's some sh*t Machines just gonna have to take the L on in my life....
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 1 month ago '20        #12
LordGimmeASign 
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Think about that one for a sec...

Robot barbers?







Them robots gonna either give you the LeBron, the Jadakiss or the Corey off That's So Raven...
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 1 month ago '19        #13
tonysancho 
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Naw B, If they do that who's going to sell me their mix tape, tickets to their stand up or hook me up with the broken Fire stick.

Nope

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 1 month ago '11        #14
Tony Franks  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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 suppan*gga510 said

this is too funny man
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 1 month ago '11        #15
Wes10 
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so nahhhhhh ...... leave the barbers alone. you young mfs so quick to holla robot this, robot that ..... JUST TO TAKE REAL JOBS FROM REAL PEOPLE!

next thing, y'all gon be holla'n "WHY HAVEN'T THEY MADE A ROBOT TO fu*k MY WIFE YET??"

lazy mfs ....
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 1 month ago '05        #16
Scorpz 
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Fast forward to 6:30..

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 1 month ago '12        #17
daman729 
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 Scorpz said
Fast forward to 6:30..

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 1 month ago '16        #18
PrinceDreSON 
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OP wants to live in Futurama
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 1 month ago '17        #19
S PHX GOD 
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 suppan*gga510 said


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 1 month ago '11        #20
QB Eagles  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1 OP
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 suppan*gga510 said

looooooooooool

 1 month ago '13        #21
SimpinAintEz 
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 Silencer said
Actually could probably work.
Build a booth with a 3d scanner that maps the clients whole head and rendes yhe 3d image on a touch screen.

On screen could have hundreds of styles fades and designs you can drag and drop onto the 3d rendered bust.

Confirm it, swipe your card and a scaled down version of 1 of these will line u up flawlessly.




Basically an automated lazer hair removal booth.

The tech been out there, u can raspberry pi that sh*t up easy.

Someone just has to put it in motion.
All at the small expense obliterating your skin cells.



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