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British teen gets USB cable stuck in p*nis after trying to measure it
 

 

He backed up his hard drive — and his p*nis.

A UK teen had to undergo emergency surgery after a bananas attempt to measure his manhood resulted in him getting a USB cable lodged in his urethra.

The phallic fiasco reportedly began after an unnamed 15-year-old boy was “triggered by s*xual curiosity” and inserted a USB wire into his urethra, per a wince-worthy study published in the medical journal Urology Case Reports.

The s*xperiment backfired when the cable became lodged in the curious teen’s scrotum like an electronic catheter. Despite attempts to extract it himself, the USB cord became tangled so terribly that both ends were left hanging out of his wired willy.

The plugged-up boy’s family transported him to the hospital after he began urinating blood. After initial attempts to remove the wire failed, the teen was transferred to University College Hospital London to see if they could extricate the intra-penile measuring tape.

The unnamed patient could've lost his p*nis had he left the bands on for any longer.
Man nearly strangles his p*nis to death with rubber bands
Per the report, the embarrassed boy asked to speak to doctors without his mother present, whereupon he “confessed” to his frightening escapade.

Subsequent X-rays revealed that there was a veritable Gordian Knot of USB wire inside the teenager, which required surgeons to make an incision in the region between his genitals and anus to yank it out. They pulled the spooled end through the hole first, cutting it free from the rest of the wire before removing the remaining bits — literally pulling the plug.

Thankfully, the boy recovered without incident and was discharged from the hospital the following day. However, he did have to undergo a follow-up scan two weeks later and will require monitoring in the future.
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First off - How?

Secondly - They dont have rulers in the UK?????? image
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 1 month ago '16        #2
NatBurner 
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Betty white

Somehow that new jackass movie is to blame


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 1 month ago '07        #3
Cambury  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 GingerBreadMan said



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First off - How?

Secondly - They dont have rulers in the UK??????
Yea but he wasn't used to the Metric system
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 1 month ago '20        #4
Blafy  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x4
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The internet is a wild place 25/8 because gawt damn wtf
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 1 month ago '18        #5
A Cold Game 
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Missed opportunity to use “BX member”
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 1 month ago '20        #6
Columbo 
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This type of things becoming more common. I seen other stories about dudes getting vibrators stuck in the culo (pause)

Its pr0n thats influencing these wild s*xual curiosities
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 1 month ago '20        #7
GingerBreadMan  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x17 OP
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 A Cold Game said
Missed opportunity to use “BX member”
you're right
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 1 month ago '05        #8
projectd06 
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Naaaaaaa that ain't what happened. How you gonna measure your d*ck with a usb cable.
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 1 month ago '14        #9
consigliereA  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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Dios mio !


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 1 month ago '19        #10
SlapKingv2 
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Im a pretty tough dude, but reading sh*t like this makes my fingers weak smh.
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 1 month ago '15        #11
Tobinmont  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x4
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Geeeezus.
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 1 month ago '21        #12
B46610  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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@ had this happen to him
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 1 month ago '17        #13
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 GingerBreadMan said



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First off - How?

Secondly - They dont have rulers in the UK??????
my n*gga did you have tio post the bloody picture

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 1 month ago '17        #14
92baby 
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Betty white

Somehow that new jackass movie is to blame
I blame rap music

Eminem did this
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 1 month ago '20        #15
GingerBreadMan  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x17 OP
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 92baby said
my n*gga did you have tio post the bloody picture

It's important that everyone sees the potential dangers of inserting a USB cable into the urethra.
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 1 month ago '12        #16
The Consultant  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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Nahhh this can't be real fu*kin life... I skipped over all the pics etc. my stomach hurt b. End humanity bruh.




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 1 month ago '17        #17
92baby 
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 GingerBreadMan said
It's important that everyone sees the potential dangers of inserting a USB cable into the urethra.
It’s not tho

Who’s gonna do that besides some weirdo

You know what maybe bx needs to see this

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 1 month ago '16        #18
Negusis  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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Yo, how the fu*k????
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 1 month ago '20        #19
OnlyFactz100  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x34
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That's not how you measure your d*ck bruh...
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 1 month ago '20        #20
GingerBreadMan  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x17 OP
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 OnlyFactz100 said
That's not how you measure your d*ck bruh...
I think he was measuring the usb cable
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 1 month ago '20        #21
OnlyFactz100  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x34
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 GingerBreadMan said
I think he was measuring the usb cable
Oh ok...lol. Either way wtf.
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 1 month ago '10        #22
Chiyosuke 
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n*gga.... Hoooooooow?!

Also lol @ the puns in the article
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 1 month ago '07        #23
CHILL24 
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uncultured swine who the fu*k still has a mini usb cable
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 1 month ago '16        #24
NEWYORKTlMES  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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I don’t understand this
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 1 month ago '11        #25
Silencer  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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His parents need slapped
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