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 7 days ago '21        #1
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Jamaican merchant doesn’t sell banana to men
 

 
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 7 days ago '17        #2
Real Talk 10%er  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x21
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 7 days ago '04        #3
eazyvaboy  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x7
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I can figure out the gist of it but somebody get in here and translate what the hell was just said.

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 7 days ago '04        #4
eazyvaboy  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x7
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I can figure out the gist of it but somebody get in here and translate what the hell was just said.

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 7 days ago '11        #5
bravo1914 
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I need some subtitles lol
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 7 days ago '16        #6
Vagabond 
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 7 days ago '14        #7
313Beatz 
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No batty behavior tolerated
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 7 days ago '16        #8
postemupndunkit 
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 Vagabond said
Yooo I'm crying
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 7 days ago '14        #9
Pilscy  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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nah sell man banana lmfao

yoooo
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 7 days ago '05        #10
Sub Crazy 
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Playing GTA IV and being friends with Jacob made me understand patois better.

Then they introduced Badman. I was fu*king done
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 7 days ago '14        #11
Pilscy  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 eazyvaboy said
I can figure out the gist of it but somebody get in here and translate what the hell was just said.

Dawg said
"its rough living in Jamaica dawg' .... just ask the brother there how much for the banana.."
"he ask me if im a batty man"

a few moments later
"ok I see another fruits man.. lemme ask him"
him: "sir how much for you fruits"
Fruitman: "which fruit you mean?"
him: "the banana"
Fruitman: "I dont sell Banana to men"


a few moments later
"they got me eating an orange dawg... they got me stress out"
"whats good homie... you still sucking on an orange"
"batty man"


lol man Jamaicans really be hard to understand if you dont understand so I know what u mean b


Last edited by Pilscy; 06-10-2021 at 06:28 PM..
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 7 days ago '14        #12
Pilscy  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 Sub Crazy said
Playing GTA IV and being friends with Jacob made me understand patois better.

Then they introduced Badman. I was fu*king done
lmao Lil Jacob is the OG.. wish he was more in the story



RASS
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 7 days ago '21        #13
Tony Bake 
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This ONE is actually funny
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 7 days ago '19        #14
Bullitical 
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 7 days ago '20        #15
Xiox  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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Is that you baggio ?

 7 days ago '16        #16
PeeKwod  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 7 days ago '18        #17
illicit lee  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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[QUOTE=Pilscy;56843161]Dawg said
"its rough living in Jamaica dawg' .... just ask the brother there how much for the banana.."
"he ask me if im a batty man"

a few moments later
"ok I see another fruits man.. lemme ask him"
him: "sir how much for you fruits"
Fruitman: "which fruit you mean?"
him: "the banana"
Fruitman: "I dont sell Banana to men"


a few moments later
"they got me eating an orange dawg... they got me stress out"
"whats good homie... you still sucking on an orange"
"batty man"


He made fun of him sucking on the orange like he eats pu**y a jamaican Nono
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 7 days ago '04        #18
biscuit 
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"Yah suck pon orange... ?


BOWAZZZ!!!

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 7 days ago '15        #19
CALL AGAIN 
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Did that boy say how much for that potassium filled fruit right here? Haha I am dead
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 7 days ago '16        #20
Hoggystyle  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x7
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 CALL AGAIN said
Did that boy say how much for that potassium filled fruit right here? Haha I am dead
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 7 days ago '15        #21
kami  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x3
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 7 days ago '15        #22
CALL AGAIN 
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 Hoggystyle said
Oops meant to prop but that was legit the funniest most random ahit I heard in a minute. It reminded me of the straight to vhs honey we shrunk our selves movie when I learned bananas had potassium and saved the kid having a diabetic seizures life. Dude went real Bill Nye with his approach.
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 7 days ago '08        #23
Pyrex  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x5
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Bro I just love these Jamaican accents no homo
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 7 days ago '20        #24
Pluckdagreat 
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Funniest sh*t i seen today
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 7 days ago '21        #25
apple spit  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x57 OP
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Lmfaooo
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