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Over 25 embarrassing lyrics from Eminem on Music To Be Murdered By


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Johnny Tapwater 
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Over 25 embarrassing lyrics from Eminem on Music To Be murdered By
 

 
This is actually pretty funny and cringey.

It's so weird because Em will get in a pocket and k*ll it, then he sneaks in some outdated bar only rookie forum battle rappers would say.



28- cause if you diss me, i'm coming after u like the letter v
27- bi*ch i'm still as fly as your zipper
26- i'll get to doing what a leaky faucet do, but i ain't talking drip when i say that i'll get the drop on you
25- i am too volatile and too grizzly to bear
24- holy toledo, it's miss ohio
23- that's the shortest thing for a dress since an addy
22- on my pedi sh*t, but i don't paint toes
21- but she was so extra, called it excedra
20- me and this chick take off like a sick day
19- some of them john travolta staying alive by inches
18- leave you pussies stretched out like the octa-mom
17- i said i'm a candle, i'll go out if you're blowing me
16- won't even lend you an ear
15- now they call me butter fingers, cause i just keep dropping sh*t
14- i got 'em passing out like what you do when you hand someone flyers
13- i'm about to set trip, vacation plans
12- you get the fu*king finger, prostate exam
11- call us liquid plumber, cause even dre know
10- it's starting to feel like a spoiled carton of milk, cause it just occurred (curd)
9- jay as in leno, cause i have a huge man-chin (mansion)
8- i'm gonna keep it a buck, like a dollar store
7- was a ghetto boy, now i ball out like bushwick bill
6- i almost swallowed my car, i call my Mercedes a benzo
5- but i look up to my self like a fu*king head stand
4- i'm talking euthanasia like kids in Taiwan
3- call us long john silvers because we selfish (sell fish)
2- girl, where the rest of that promethazine at... i'll be like fat joe and bring the lean back.
1- it's time to go bat-sh*t like you accidentally ate a Louisville slugger and crapped it.

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 1 month ago '10        #2
umeda 
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didnt like this tape at all

Top 10 most slapped recently  1 month ago '15        #3
disDformariah  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x15
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Hey look another Marshall Mathers hate threads
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 1 month ago '06        #4
Johnny Tapwater  OP
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 Tylerdurden said
Hey look another Marshall Mathers hate threads
Be honest though.

Are those lyrics dope?

That would explain a lot if you do.
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 1 month ago '15        #5
KING SOULJA 
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 1 month ago '16        #6
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 Johnny Tapwater said
This is actually pretty funny and cringey.

It's so weird because Em will get in a pocket and k*ll it, then he sneaks in some outdated bar only rookie forum battle rappers would say.

Video is gone
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 1 month ago '18        #7
SFamilyRep  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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No spins from ya boy
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 1 month ago '06        #8
Johnny Tapwater  OP
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 Toast2the said
Video is gone
That's weird...It plays when I hit play though.


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 1 month ago '19        #9
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 Johnny Tapwater said
This is actually pretty funny and cringey.

It's so weird because Em will get in a pocket and k*ll it, then he sneaks in some outdated bar only rookie forum battle rappers would say.




28- cause if you diss me, i'm coming after u like the letter v
27- bi*ch i'm still as fly as your zipper
26- i'll get to doing what a leaky faucet do, but i ain't talking drip when i say that i'll get the drop on you
25- i am too volatile and too grizzly to bear
24- holy toledo, it's miss ohio
23- that's the shortest thing for a dress since an addy
22- on my pedi sh*t, but i don't paint toes
21- but she was so extra, called it excedra
20- me and this chick take off like a sick day
19- some of them john travolta staying alive by inches
18- leave you pussies stretched out like the octa-mom
17- i said i'm a candle, i'll go out if you're blowing me
16- won't even lend you an ear
15- now they call me butter fingers, cause i just keep dropping sh*t
14- i got 'em passing out like what you do when you hand someone flyers
13- i'm about to set trip, vacation plans
12- you get the fu*king finger, prostate exam
11- call us liquid plumber, cause even dre know
10- it's starting to feel like a spoiled carton of milk, cause it just occurred (curd)
9- jay as in leno, cause i have a huge man-chin (mansion)
8- i'm gonna keep it a buck, like a dollar store
7- was a ghetto boy, now i ball out like bushwick bill
6- i almost swallowed my car, i call my Mercedes a benzo
5- but i look up to my self like a fu*king head stand
4- i'm talking euthanasia like kids in Taiwan
3- call us long john silvers because we selfish (sell fish)
2- girl, where the rest of that promethazine at... i'll be like fat joe and bring the lean back.
1- it's time to go bat-sh*t like you accidentally ate a Louisville slugger and crapped it.

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 1 month ago '06        #10
Johnny Tapwater  OP
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 Sam Perkins said
Biggie Smalls: "honeys play me close like butter play toast."

*crowd goes wild, screaming GOAT.*


1994 vs. 2020
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 1 month ago '15        #11
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Look I need this same energy on Lil Wayne then. n*gga got plenty of those. As do whole lot of other rappers.

But yeah Kamikaze>>>>columbine shooting tape
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 1 month ago '15        #12
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Wayne and Big Sean still have him beat in embarrassing lyrics



"I'm all ears, in other words here for ya."
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 1 month ago '06        #13
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 Sam Perkins said
Drake: "Like a bad ankle, I aint nothin to play with."

*crowd goes wild, screams of GOAT erupt*

2009 vs. 2020

R&B singers that can rap, vs. top 5 rapper of all time.
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 1 month ago '17        #14
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Some of these are hilarious

jay as in leno, cause i have a huge man-chin (mansion Lmaoo stupid

was a ghetto boy, now i ball out like bushwick bill

said i'm a candle, i'll go out if you're blowing me

Cringe but made me laugh

I think he does this sh*t on purpose , he literally doesn’t have to rap like this but seems like he’s super comfortable when he’s on the foreign voices and accent style rap style just playing with.

Few really good songs on the album , a few I can easily skip. Headphone worthy in the house . Don’t expect much out of him in 2020
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 Johnny Tapwater said
Be honest though.

Are those lyrics dope?

That would explain a lot if you do.
When u take lyrics outta context of course its not gonna make sense


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 1 month ago '19        #16
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 Johnny Tapwater said
Be honest though.

Are those lyrics dope?

That would explain a lot if you do.
With no context, no

You can literally do this for any rapper

Cherry pick a line here or there

Thread fail.
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 1 month ago '10        #17
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& y’all talk crazy bout fab smh
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 1 month ago '12        #18
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 48laws said
With no context, no

You can literally do this for any rapper

Cherry pick a line here or there

Thread fail.
Especially when we all know Eminem isnít a punchline rapper. He writes schemes.
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 1 month ago '10        #19
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 Sam Perkins said
Biggie Smalls: "honeys play me close like butter play toast."

*crowd goes wild, screaming GOAT.*
U brought up a 94 Big lyric when he was 21 first album knowing his evolution up until his death and tried to conflate that with these tired a*s 20 years in regressing a*s Lyrics...if u donít get the fu*k outta here
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 1 month ago '14        #20
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I like them

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 1 month ago '10        #21
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"cause if you diss me, i'm coming after u like the letter v" are you serious? hold this slap

 1 month ago '04        #22
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We're in an era of mumble rap and people repeating the same phrases over and over and this is what people are complaining about ?
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 psylence2k said
We're in an era of mumble rap and people repeating the same phrases over and over and this is what people are complaining about ?
These n*ggas don't make any sense
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 Johnny Tapwater said
This is actually pretty funny and cringey.

It's so weird because Em will get in a pocket and k*ll it, then he sneaks in some outdated bar only rookie forum battle rappers would say.




28- cause if you diss me, i'm coming after u like the letter v
27- bi*ch i'm still as fly as your zipper
26- i'll get to doing what a leaky faucet do, but i ain't talking drip when i say that i'll get the drop on you
25- i am too volatile and too grizzly to bear
24- holy toledo, it's miss ohio
23- that's the shortest thing for a dress since an addy
22- on my pedi sh*t, but i don't paint toes
21- but she was so extra, called it excedra
20- me and this chick take off like a sick day
19- some of them john travolta staying alive by inches
18- leave you pussies stretched out like the octa-mom
17- i said i'm a candle, i'll go out if you're blowing me
16- won't even lend you an ear
15- now they call me butter fingers, cause i just keep dropping sh*t
14- i got 'em passing out like what you do when you hand someone flyers
13- i'm about to set trip, vacation plans
12- you get the fu*king finger, prostate exam
11- call us liquid plumber, cause even dre know
10- it's starting to feel like a spoiled carton of milk, cause it just occurred (curd)
9- jay as in leno, cause i have a huge man-chin (mansion)
8- i'm gonna keep it a buck, like a dollar store
7- was a ghetto boy, now i ball out like bushwick bill
6- i almost swallowed my car, i call my Mercedes a benzo
5- but i look up to my self like a fu*king head stand
4- i'm talking euthanasia like kids in Taiwan
3- call us long john silvers because we selfish (sell fish)
2- girl, where the rest of that promethazine at... i'll be like fat joe and bring the lean back.
1- it's time to go bat-sh*t like you accidentally ate a Louisville slugger and crapped it.



@ i cant believe you got all spicy with me over Eminem when his most recent album is this embarassing
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 1 month ago '15        #25
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A lot of Em's punchlines are cringeworthy......it's frustrating because he's more than skilled enough not to rely on them
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