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 11 years ago '04        #41
inthought 
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Joe Budden
Got the guns n the vest out that i planned it, n DAME would had his chest out like Janet//
N i got a big chrome friend that i tuck long wit me, n ima ??? man since u like suckin on 50's//
Joe Budden is cold as hell most def underrated
 06-08-2005, 03:47 PM         #42
T i C a L 
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"Ask beavis, I get nothing BUTTHEAD" - Big L <- I dont know if thats exactly it, but its close..its on 98 Freestyle....Also "I got the mayonoise (sp?) colored benz, I push miracle whips" - Kanye West...Those are just some of my favorites
 11 years ago '04        #43
Blackula 
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If you come through with ya glocks up
Then you'll join reggie miller, it'll be ya last year puttin shots up

This ain't radio, no retards can play on the team

you'll be forced to leave jersey like byron scott

Don't make me feel like you've threatened my life guy
Cause i'll go and cop somethin that only come with a tripod

You not a contender, you that dude died tryin to be one

Of course i keep glocks in the stash
But i ain't tryin to c*ck and blast, since cochran passed

I got that longnose, the whole hood call me elephant man

- Joe Budden... that dude.
 06-15-2005, 08:50 PM         #44
showcase 
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sh*t i got punches hotter then every one on this page, on me i had one that fab had and i thought of it first and it was hotter...mine: ill make ya stand back bleeding, cuz i put a dot on ya head like a japan flag beenie... fabos: ....hop on the band wag, put that red dot on u like a japan flag....

oh cept banks, he fu*k up any one with punches let it be known


i got more if u want it, no text battles thats for 11 year olds

--westcoast LV 702
 06-16-2005, 10:05 AM         #45
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far from my prime but this is me at my best/
ahead of my time i master'd the butterfly effect/
~Me~

im the best minus the flaws/
picture shaq shooting freethrows an hit'n em all/
~Me~

n*ggas like art but they get scared wheneva weapons drawn/
type to catch a case an start sing'n like Omarion/
~Me~

Im an artist n*gga i paint pictures when i spit/
yall a.ss yall n*ggas do-do when yall spit/
yall can be the unsign hype, nobody hype'n up my flows/
i dont need bleach to light'n up ya clothes/
put holes in ya clothes that a make ya attire lighter/
if i was ya ghostwriter that a make ya flow tighter/
my flows tight yall check me out/
dont hate on the kid cuz ya girlfriend be checking me out/
1 take i just spit and be out/
cant get robbed no cash just swipe and be out/
~Me~

we good we dont need you/
n*ggas aint sh*t without steel like magneto/
~Brock~

Im a legend like john yall just ordinary people/
~Brock~

I got twin nina's guys/
that a sing to ya a.ss like nina sky/
~Brock~

Its brock bi*ch remember the name/
or you gone have to look at a picture to remember ya frame/
~Brock~

Im that guy so i gotta watch for the copper's/
im so fly that i got watch for the swatter's/
~Brock~

its birds down there so we move'n out/
pack'n up like ronnie and moving Cane down south/
~Crisis~

thru ya car speakers feel my heart beat/
if i didnt sell what comes out the speakers how would i eat/
an i aint talkn bout the music jack now be amused how thats/
faction not fiction we packing but the suitcase miss'n/
we strapped with no strings attached/
in the right mind to do wrong now think about that/
~Crisis~

O so much more.....cd almost done....mixtapes been done yall better get hip..some songs in the unsigned hype section....holla back
 06-16-2005, 10:09 AM         #46
markus1127 
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Besides my click buddens got punchlines sewn

all over the crib i got glocks planted/
so when i say its just me and my desert im not stranded/

joey's whats happening now/
yall artist must got ya tongue pierced i see thru what yall rap'n about/
 06-16-2005, 10:14 AM         #47
markus1127 
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its the n*gga with the cold style hot flow/
keep shells fa beef like a taco/
get cheese like nacho chips, i a run up in ya crib like lil ze/
like this not yo strip/
like we in the city of god........
~Me~
 06-16-2005, 10:24 AM         #48
-KnOx- 
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we gone go gold for now on.../
Only way we gone fall if the ground gone.../
U know what we be bout push a 3-3 out.../
Chrome wheels the grill look like BG mouth.../

Cassidy.........
 06-16-2005, 11:35 AM         #49
markus1127 
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im ill an spit game the ladies feel/
thats why i stay get'n slob'd on like baby bibs/
on the real cats a k!ll for dollars and cents/
thats why when i ball i keep a duece duece like tayshawn prince/
~Me~
 11 years ago '05        #50
lil 1 
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whoeva comes closest you've been warned
but n*ggas don't get the picture till the weapons are drawn

jay z
 11 years ago '04        #51
ILLustrate 
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My manager sucks and so does ya bi*ch//
Cept one's suckin my money the otha's suckin my d!ck//

d!ckin ya chicken, I'm stickin her feathers//
I stay grippin sh*t like a.ss cheeks squenchin togetha//

bi*ches givin me brains until they suck blood//
Get so much a.ss they call me MC Buttplug//

Excite minds wen I write rhymes//
If I gave ya food for thought the world wud eat for a lifetime//

On the cold streets, its froze meat//
I get up in that a.ss like ridin a bike wit no seat//

- all these by Bekay....these jus off the top of my head ill look for more
 06-30-2005, 04:14 PM         #52
2 sik widd it 
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if u a star iama galaxy n*gga,1 squirt will murk all ya persanalites n*gga

Lolz listen 2 casses album wow n*gga disses him self lol

nd cant think of any 2 many
 11 years ago '05        #53
Da Illezt 
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"Christ himself said I'm nice as Hell!!" (Copywrite)
That line iz too ill, sumz up so much in one line, can't nobody fuxz with that one in my opinion.

and im out
Da Illest
 07-07-2005, 12:12 AM         #54
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" Cause once my bullets spray i act dead, cause my bullets is like fiends they crack-heads "
- Belly

" Cause banks is cooler then the other side of the pillow "
- Lloyd Banks

" Hatin and i cant get u bastards off me, fresh like u just took the plastic off me "
- Jadakiss

" and get urself humiliated, im so gangsta that jsut knowin myself makes me affliated "
- styles P

" Splatter ur bains on my new york times, turn to the sports page, and i can read ur mind"
- 50 CENT, yes thats 50 the man has skills hes just commercial


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 07-13-2005, 04:50 AM         #55
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it takes alot more than lettin ya pants sag/
ya sandbag, tryin to jump on the bandwag/
i put the red dot on you lika japan flag/
you need some high heels and a handbag, bi*ch
 11 years ago '04        #56
cnice 
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In the game I serve n*ggas like John Stockton/Wave cap that I use come from my mom stocking//Goin against Ran, I think that's the wrong option/cause some say I'm sick in the head like John Cochran//-Ransom

Come around here with them glocks up/When ya joint a Reggie Miller, it'll be our last year puttin shots up//-Joe Budden

I be where you pump at/And no I'm not the Dolphins, so I won't give you a chance to leave and comeback//-Joe Budden
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