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 14 years ago '04        #51
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My manager sucks and so does ya bi*ch//
Cept one's suckin my money the otha's suckin my d!ck//

d!ckin ya chicken, I'm stickin her feathers//
I stay grippin sh*t like a.ss cheeks squenchin togetha//

bi*ches givin me brains until they suck blood//
Get so much a.ss they call me MC Buttplug//

Excite minds wen I write rhymes//
If I gave ya food for thought the world wud eat for a lifetime//

On the cold streets, its froze meat//
I get up in that a.ss like ridin a bike wit no seat//

- all these by Bekay....these jus off the top of my head ill look for more

 06-30-2005, 05:14 PM         #52
2 sik widd it  OP
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if u a star iama galaxy n*gga,1 squirt will murk all ya persanalites n*gga

Lolz listen 2 casses album wow n*gga disses him self lol

nd cant think of any 2 many

 07-03-2005, 10:22 PM         #53
Da Illezt  OP
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"Christ himself said I'm nice as Hell!!" (Copywrite)
That line iz too ill, sumz up so much in one line, can't nobody fuxz with that one in my opinion.

and im out
Da Illest

 07-07-2005, 01:12 AM         #54
Young Candino  OP
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" Cause once my bullets spray i act dead, cause my bullets is like fiends they crack-heads "
- Belly

" Cause banks is cooler then the other side of the pillow "
- Lloyd Banks

" Hatin and i cant get u bastards off me, fresh like u just took the plastic off me "
- Jadakiss

" and get urself humiliated, im so gangsta that jsut knowin myself makes me affliated "
- styles P

" Splatter ur bains on my new york times, turn to the sports page, and i can read ur mind"
- 50 CENT, yes thats 50 the man has skills hes just commercial


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 07-13-2005, 05:50 AM         #55
S-A-K  OP
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it takes alot more than lettin ya pants sag/
ya sandbag, tryin to jump on the bandwag/
i put the red dot on you lika japan flag/
you need some high heels and a handbag, bi*ch

 07-13-2005, 01:42 PM         #56
cnice  OP
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In the game I serve n*ggas like John Stockton/Wave cap that I use come from my mom stocking//Goin against Ran, I think that's the wrong option/cause some say I'm sick in the head like John Cochran//-Ransom

Come around here with them glocks up/When ya joint a Reggie Miller, it'll be our last year puttin shots up//-Joe Budden

I be where you pump at/And no I'm not the Dolphins, so I won't give you a chance to leave and comeback//-Joe Budden

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