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 14 years ago '04        #26
Tay187213 105 heat pts105
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cats will treat your face like last period and they will cut it. Jae Millz

 05-25-2005, 05:40 AM         #27
S-A-K  OP
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Check the signature

 05-25-2005, 10:53 AM         #28
youngchuck  OP
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im gon test you/gun in the sweat suit/five of ya mans die just as soon as i let loose//
-Styles P

The whole of Animal

gettin mine/ 'cause anytime// i could run through/ an put ya brains on the miniblinds of ya sunroof//
-cass

 05-25-2005, 11:06 AM         #29
Young Writer  OP
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back then I use to like chicken and biscuit's/ with chicken and biscuits/Now I only like chickens with biscuits/

``Jr writer``

 05-25-2005, 07:38 PM         #30
J_Unda  OP
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im violent u better b silent like the j in spanish. your index finger wouldnt trigger a bottle of windex chino xl again

 14 years ago '04        #31
Lyrical927 
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ill murder you , lift you up vertical
i blam wit both hands , man im versital- cassidy

ill pull the four out c*ck and blast
and have the mag burning yo face like a oxi pad- cassidy

imma problem brother
cuz chicks go and cop my cd for the album cover - cassidy

and i dont need a girl
cuz most these bi*ches be fake like the jawn on cita's world- cassidy

aint nobody fu*king wit that n*gga on the punchlines

 14 years ago '05        #32
dahabi 93 heat pts93
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"They so gassed, if a bi*ch sucked they d!ck, they'd probably c*m helium"

~Canibus

 05-26-2005, 05:32 PM         #33
SauTa  OP
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 DBlockinemOut said
jacked

'i got more hot 16's then child pr0n' - Skillz 'In Da Club' Freestyle

not a hot punchline if its recycled

On everything......No a real big mad skillz fan so I've never heard that track before(In Da Club Freestyle)...........gimme a polygraph and I'll pass on that one

 06-07-2005, 10:32 PM         #34
Younghovi2  OP
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And im a debt man/put the mac with the air hose to your ear lobe/ yall stiff like scarecrows-cassidy

 06-08-2005, 01:43 AM         #35
dumb_ass23  OP
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 DJ Digital said
" I Dont Hate U, I Despise U, I Call U c*cksucker, Coz It Describes U " - Cormega (to Nas)
Sweet line, but not every battle rap line he does is directed to Nas...

 06-08-2005, 01:50 AM         #36
dumb_ass23  OP
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Your right, there are lots... I'll just pull them from the song I'm listening to.


You can be Run-D, you'll never beat the MC
I'll stop the alphabet at S and got it down to a T


Your a.ss forgot, so just in case you don't remember me
I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fu*king memory


You flowers got no clout with a thing
You could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang


I showered the slang, simple as A,B,C's
Skip over the D's and rock the microphone with E's


I'm greeted with flocks, of fellow follower's singers
You couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their
fingers


Cause you can be quick, jump the candlestick, burn your back
And fu*k Jill on a hill, but you still ain't Jack

~Marshall Mathers

 06-08-2005, 02:59 AM         #37
Changsta  OP
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I know you scared tho, but I'm just tryin to get brain like the scarecrow.
Cassidy-"Scream At Me"

 06-08-2005, 03:04 AM         #38
Changsta  OP
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"I know you scared tho, but I'm just tryin to get brain like the scarecrow"
Cassidy-"Scream At Me"

 06-08-2005, 08:03 AM         #39
shadygunit420  OP
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wow thats interesting

 14 years ago '05        #40
SMG 
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You wanna fly like Mike...
Mo'fu*ka so they won't find you or ya jordans again-Styles P-

I'll put him to rest if he talk sh*t,
I got bars that'll Crunch his sweet a.ss like Nestle Chocolate...-Me-

I usually settle for sevens, for eights I can't wait
Nines be wantin' time and dimes be wantin' dates
So now I got elevens and twelves
With at least thirteen or fourteen reasons why they fine as hell-Murphy Lee-

If you a thug, stop girlin' then
If I see yo car in traffic, I'mma jacket like Burlington-Cass-(nobody can fu*k wit' him on punches)...

 14 years ago '04        #41
inthought 1 heat pts
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Joe Budden
Got the guns n the vest out that i planned it, n DAME would had his chest out like Janet//
N i got a big chrome friend that i tuck long wit me, n ima ??? man since u like suckin on 50's//
Joe Budden is cold as hell most def underrated

 06-08-2005, 04:47 PM         #42
T i C a L  OP
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"Ask beavis, I get nothing BUTTHEAD" - Big L <- I dont know if thats exactly it, but its close..its on 98 Freestyle....Also "I got the mayonoise (sp?) colored benz, I push miracle whips" - Kanye West...Those are just some of my favorites

 14 years ago '04        #43
Blackula 
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If you come through with ya glocks up
Then you'll join reggie miller, it'll be ya last year puttin shots up

This ain't radio, no retards can play on the team

you'll be forced to leave jersey like byron scott

Don't make me feel like you've threatened my life guy
Cause i'll go and cop somethin that only come with a tripod

You not a contender, you that dude died tryin to be one

Of course i keep glocks in the stash
But i ain't tryin to c*ck and blast, since cochran passed

I got that longnose, the whole hood call me elephant man

- Joe Budden... that dude.

 06-15-2005, 09:50 PM         #44
showcase  OP
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sh*t i got punches hotter then every one on this page, on me i had one that fab had and i thought of it first and it was hotter...mine: ill make ya stand back bleeding, cuz i put a dot on ya head like a japan flag beenie... fabos: ....hop on the band wag, put that red dot on u like a japan flag....

oh cept banks, he fu*k up any one with punches let it be known


i got more if u want it, no text battles thats for 11 year olds

--westcoast LV 702

 06-16-2005, 11:05 AM         #45
markus1127  OP
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far from my prime but this is me at my best/
ahead of my time i master'd the butterfly effect/
~Me~

im the best minus the flaws/
picture shaq shooting freethrows an hit'n em all/
~Me~

n*ggas like art but they get scared wheneva weapons drawn/
type to catch a case an start sing'n like Omarion/
~Me~

Im an artist n*gga i paint pictures when i spit/
yall a.ss yall n*ggas do-do when yall spit/
yall can be the unsign hype, nobody hype'n up my flows/
i dont need bleach to light'n up ya clothes/
put holes in ya clothes that a make ya attire lighter/
if i was ya ghostwriter that a make ya flow tighter/
my flows tight yall check me out/
dont hate on the kid cuz ya girlfriend be checking me out/
1 take i just spit and be out/
cant get robbed no cash just swipe and be out/
~Me~

we good we dont need you/
n*ggas aint sh*t without steel like magneto/
~Brock~

Im a legend like john yall just ordinary people/
~Brock~

I got twin nina's guys/
that a sing to ya a.ss like nina sky/
~Brock~

Its brock bi*ch remember the name/
or you gone have to look at a picture to remember ya frame/
~Brock~

Im that guy so i gotta watch for the copper's/
im so fly that i got watch for the swatter's/
~Brock~

its birds down there so we move'n out/
pack'n up like ronnie and moving Cane down south/
~Crisis~

thru ya car speakers feel my heart beat/
if i didnt sell what comes out the speakers how would i eat/
an i aint talkn bout the music jack now be amused how thats/
faction not fiction we packing but the suitcase miss'n/
we strapped with no strings attached/
in the right mind to do wrong now think about that/
~Crisis~

O so much more.....cd almost done....mixtapes been done yall better get hip..some songs in the unsigned hype section....holla back

 06-16-2005, 11:09 AM         #46
markus1127  OP
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Besides my click buddens got punchlines sewn

all over the crib i got glocks planted/
so when i say its just me and my desert im not stranded/

joey's whats happening now/
yall artist must got ya tongue pierced i see thru what yall rap'n about/

 06-16-2005, 11:14 AM         #47
markus1127  OP
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its the n*gga with the cold style hot flow/
keep shells fa beef like a taco/
get cheese like nacho chips, i a run up in ya crib like lil ze/
like this not yo strip/
like we in the city of god........
~Me~

 06-16-2005, 11:24 AM         #48
-KnOx-  OP
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we gone go gold for now on.../
Only way we gone fall if the ground gone.../
U know what we be bout push a 3-3 out.../
Chrome wheels the grill look like BG mouth.../

Cassidy.........

 06-16-2005, 12:35 PM         #49
markus1127  OP
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im ill an spit game the ladies feel/
thats why i stay get'n slob'd on like baby bibs/
on the real cats a k!ll for dollars and cents/
thats why when i ball i keep a duece duece like tayshawn prince/
~Me~

 14 years ago '05        #50
lil 1 
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whoeva comes closest you've been warned
but n*ggas don't get the picture till the weapons are drawn

jay z

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