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Super Mario Kart for iPhone & Why Itís Stupid.




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 4 weeks ago '06        #1
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Celsius  2 heat pts2
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Super Mario Kart for iPhone & Why Itís Stupid.
 

 
So, First I heard about them releasing the game for the iPhone and I honestly thought it be a good idea, until the other day I download the game and I canít play in landscape mode and the steering controls are too sensitive and weird.

Have yíall played this sh*t yet?

Itís like Nintendo doesnít give a fu*k at all about their mobile stance, which is fine, but sell this sh*t to someone else. Why do your own brand this injustice?

3 Problems With Mario Kart For iPhone:

1. You canít play in landscape mode.

A vast majority of people who play the game, have played the game in landscape mode first because thatís how the game was Actually released on Super Nintendo. It makes no sense virtually to have it in portrait mode, especially when fu*king 80% of all racing games on the App Store are in landscape.

2. Iím hearing a lot of sh*t about having to pay some kind of subscription to play it and I havenít figured that out yet, but itís garbage and Iím not paying that sh*t. Who the fu*k wants to pay $4.99 to play Mario Kart if itís not done correctly?

3. The graphics are kind of trash, but the gameplay was left behind too. The game plays more like itís a knockoff. The cars arenít fast, so you can beat whoever the fu*k you want by just going in a straight line. Iím seeing people post scores about being the best and they are simply moving their finger, maybe once.

This k*lls a lot of the fun in the game that made the game what it was in the first place. What was I expecting? An exact port of fu*king Super Nintendoís version wouldnít have upset me, tbh.

I remember their being a Mario Kart knockoff maybe 1-2 years back that they had in the App Store for a hot 4 seconds and it was MUCH better than this and it wasnít even official Nintendo. This was like 2016-2017. I remember thinking that they could have been testing it back then, but it wasnít even Nintendo.

At this point, my review is to get the Super Nintendo emulator for your Mac and play it with a paired controller or just be an idiot and buy a Super Nintendo classic. I really only want to play certain classics and not 399 pre loaded games.

If youíve downloaded it, What is your opinion?
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 3 weeks ago '09        #2
K0ntrast  68 heat pts68
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I got it on android and it's fun for me. And free. Kinda clunky but overall fun. Took a min to get used to the steering but I be kicking a*s now.
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 3 weeks ago '04        #3
SubConscious  54 heat pts54
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BX always coming through with the information. Just downloaded it from my daughter and she's into it right now
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 3 weeks ago '08        #4
CupOfNoodles  3 heat pts3
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Thing I hate the most is no multiplayer. Then when you do the Cup races it makes it look like youre playing against other people when its just the computer using random names.
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Blaffy  262 heat pts262
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I was watching the video last night, I was like wow Mario Kart on the mobile phone. But it sucks if you have to pay monthly fee and landscape mode sucks

 3 weeks ago '14        #6
Epitome  110 heat pts110
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I downloaded it but can't even play it





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 3 weeks ago '16        #7
Blunted Sultan  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 CupOfNoodles said
Thing I hate the most is no multiplayer. Then when you do the Cup races it makes it look like youre playing against other people when its just the computer using random names.
Coming in a future update
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 3 weeks ago '16        #8
Blunted Sultan  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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 Blaffy said
I was watching the video last night, I was like wow Mario Kart on the mobile phone. But it sucks if you have to pay monthly fee and landscape mode sucks
You dont have to pay

 3 weeks ago '16        #9
Blunted Sultan  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x1
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If you can’t play in landscape mode then you just trash fam point blank you slid your finger more than once

“Blah blah blah nintendo doesn’t give a fu*k”

No n*gga they do care or else they would’ve said fu*k making a mario kart tour go buy that sh*t on the switch

You just mad cause it’s not the way you think it should be

I enjoy it for what it is, a mobile game
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 3 weeks ago '07        #10
joshdogg26  196 heat pts196
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I only played for a few min in the lyft yesterday but used the drift controls and found it hard to control. the slightest touch had me swerving. maybe just need to get used to it more.
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 3 weeks ago '18        #11
Twrecz 
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 Celsius said
So, First I heard about them releasing the game for the iPhone and I honestly thought it be a good idea, until the other day I download the game and I canít play in landscape mode and the steering controls are too sensitive and weird.

Have yíall played this sh*t yet?

Itís like Nintendo doesnít give a fu*k at all about their mobile stance, which is fine, but sell this sh*t to someone else. Why do your own brand this injustice?

3 Problems With Mario Kart For iPhone:

1. You canít play in landscape mode.

A vast majority of people who play the game, have played the game in landscape mode first because thatís how the game was Actually released on Super Nintendo. It makes no sense virtually to have it in portrait mode, especially when fu*king 80% of all racing games on the App Store are in landscape.

2. Iím hearing a lot of sh*t about having to pay some kind of subscription to play it and I havenít figured that out yet, but itís garbage and Iím not paying that sh*t. Who the fu*k wants to pay $4.99 to play Mario Kart if itís not done correctly?

3. The graphics are kind of trash, but the gameplay was left behind too. The game plays more like itís a knockoff. The cars arenít fast, so you can beat whoever the fu*k you want by just going in a straight line. Iím seeing people post scores about being the best and they are simply moving their finger, maybe once.

This k*lls a lot of the fun in the game that made the game what it was in the first place. What was I expecting? An exact port of fu*king Super Nintendoís version wouldnít have upset me, tbh.

I remember their being a Mario Kart knockoff maybe 1-2 years back that they had in the App Store for a hot 4 seconds and it was MUCH better than this and it wasnít even official Nintendo. This was like 2016-2017. I remember thinking that they could have been testing it back then, but it wasnít even Nintendo.

At this point, my review is to get the Super Nintendo emulator for your Mac and play it with a paired controller or just be an idiot and buy a Super Nintendo classic. I really only want to play certain classics and not 399 pre loaded games.

If youíve downloaded it, What is your opinion?
Game is fun. Been playing since the beta. There isn't a Paywall, graphics are fine, and yes landscape would be nice, but it's not gamebreaking.
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 3 weeks ago '07        #12
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 joshdogg26 said
I only played for a few min in the lyft yesterday but used the drift controls and found it hard to control. the slightest touch had me swerving. maybe just need to get used to it more.
I thought so too, so changed it to the normal steering and that sh*t was even worse. deleted it.
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 3 weeks ago '06        #13
Celsius  2 heat pts2 OP
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I thought so too, so changed it to the normal steering and that sh*t was even worse. deleted it.
Iím gonna play if Iím super bored, but overall, I see what they are trying to do.

They donít want us to like it more than whatever the Nintendo Switch has to offer.

They have a small mobile solution, but this serves as a small snack appetizer so they donít want to fill us up until we get a full plate from them
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 3 weeks ago '17        #14
DaQCKing  51 heat pts51
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Not having landscape mode is bullsh*t but the game is easy as sh*t. I let my 4 year old play it and he has yet to finish outside of the top 3.

 3 weeks ago '06        #15
realgunta  1045 heat pts1045
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i downloaded it yesterday

deleted it after about 20 seconds of the first race

damn, i use to love Mario Kart and Nintendo way back in the day, but now....nah bro.

Their games and their style no longer do anything for me.
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 3 weeks ago '18        #16
NBA  62 heat pts62
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Just downloaded after reading thread

Won 1st place in my first race

Kid still got it

 3 weeks ago '14        #17
NewLegends  133 heat pts133
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My only real problem as of right now is the lack of multiplayer
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 3 weeks ago '16        #18
S0NY 
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Only problem I had was when steering i would accidentally open my app switcher on my iphone
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 3 weeks ago '04        #19
M_Child_666 
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I ain't played the sh*t, but I seen folks on my timeline talkin bout it.. I think one of em mentioned the 27th for a multiplayer update

 3 weeks ago '16        #20
NYNY 
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I’m ballin on this sh*t right now

 3 weeks ago '05        #21
Tr1angleOffense  6 heat pts6
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i like it tbh. I'm #1 in the league...


 3 weeks ago '09        #22
Puppet Master  topics gone triple plat - Number 1 spot x2
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n*gga wants console quality on a mobile phone game

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 3 weeks ago '11        #23
SergDMV 
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Ain't a fan of the controls. Vertical, one finger to go and move left n right, tap to use item. Yea, not good. Gimme the horizontal look, "control stick" on the left and buttons for gas and use item on the right. Other than that, no complaints really.
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 3 weeks ago '13        #24
hoodnurd 
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nintendo doesn't need the mobile market they're reaching at this point just make mk9 cause mk8 deluxe was stupid needs more tracks even in you modernize the retro tracks like moo moo ranch from n64 get it done i know there's a few throwbacks but do them all and as far as sonic racing goes why have two games if you own sega just put all the characters in the game and make it that much more better you have mario vs sonic at the olympic games why not do a kart game in that context

 3 weeks ago '19        #25
PierreBlackman 
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Nah this sh*t too active my boy and it’s Free.99
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