What rappers have the best punchlines.....

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 05-17-2005, 06:53 PM         #21
Plush  OP
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"Wit many lines, more lines than a million pair of Adidas
More lines than the bible quoted from Jesus
More lines than a African herd of zebras
n*ggaz just ain't fu*kin wit the 'cannabis seteva'" ----> Canibus

"Fast enough to give your brain an aneurysm
cause you n*ggaz is slower than fat bi*ches metabolism" ----> Canibus

"My rhymes, confuse n*ggas like somebody try to gang-bang
wearin a blue shirt and red pants,
throwin up signs with their left hand
Standin out on the corner of wetlands
with a confederate flag for a headband " ----> Canibus

"An Emcee so ill, I got AIDS scared to catch me" ----> Canibus

"I grab mics and push n*ggas to the left
so fast their hearts end up on the right side of their chests" ----> Canibus

"I'm sicker than seeing Kelly Price doing aerobics
Sicker than finding out firsthand Jennifer Lopez cant fu*k
Sicker than seeing Richard Pryor in his wheelchair doing stand up" ----> Chino XL

"As far as that album you dropped, I ain't feelin it
I wouldn't buy your record if it had a hundred dollar bill in it..." ----> Chino XL

"I'm so ahead of my time, my parents still are in diapers and teething
Jesus' tears couldn't dampin me, horses can barely trample me
You bit me so hard, why ain't you just sample me" ----> Chino XL

"To disrespect you, I would had to have respect for you at one time,
I never did, and don't care, so come up on air
Put your money where your mouth is, make my crotch a millionaire" ----> Chino XL

"I'll punch a hole through your chest
and give a pound to the man behind you" ----> Chino XL

"There's so many gay rappers
they probably diss me cause I'm the straight one" ----> Chino XL

"Sell CD's? sh*t, I sold water to Noah during the flood" ----> Chino XL

"Next rapper to mention this, I'ma show them the real threat
Cause I'ma ride till my daughters like "Daddy are we there yet?"" ----> Chino XL

"I show more blind rage
Than Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles wrestling in a steel cage" ----> Chino XL


Basically Chino XL, Ras Kass, Crooked I and Big L
 05-17-2005, 08:55 PM         #22
TheKnockoutKing  OP
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Rakim had some ill punchlines too... "I'll stick my d!ck in your ear and fu*k what you heard"... Funny sh*t
 13 years ago '04        #23
~G~ 
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Big L...
 13 years ago '04        #24
Mista Mizatti 5 heat pts
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I remember that off 2000 BC

Chino XL
JR Writer
and others I can't think of right now
 13 years ago '04        #25
DERRTY CHYBO 13 heat pts13
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Immortal Technique
 05-17-2005, 09:06 PM         #26
SmokieMcPot  OP
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Fabolous
 05-17-2005, 09:10 PM         #27
AceCity  OP
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JR writer cassidy
 05-17-2005, 09:36 PM         #28
cdoyle456  OP
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A-Team
Ransom
"and if you looking wrong ima try ya
cause i'm known for shootin sh*t up like bonds and mcgwire"
"ain't it ironic, this chick never dated a convict
now she in the kitchen cooking me a steak and an omelet"
"we used to chill harder then brothers, so when i left
i was sorta missin the hood like my car in the summer"
Hitchcock
"please believe me the god is bout it
cause ill put the piece to your head like marv albert"
"now they wanna get they tool and spark
cause they mad that i got more rides then an amusement park"
"get murked in the arena like syleena
for trying to see me, you're playin yourself
like venus and serena"
 05-17-2005, 09:53 PM         #29
cdoyle456  OP
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Joe Buddens
"Joeys whats happenin now
yall artists must got your tongue pierced
i see through what you're rappin about"
"chill,i'm that humble, look at how dad son'd dude
keep baggin up .2's, you can't stack bundles
the tops blown off the coupe,
n*ggas wanna play Bishop, like he didn't get thrown off the roof"
"jump, slump, dump come see me partner
ill make your wig disappear, you got Tiki's barber"
"cant mess wit you cowards just yet
im workin on longevity
im tryin to beat alex trebek
and it can get wild
i got the game figured out
i got to put hip hop on forensic files"
AND that's all from one freestyle
 13 years ago '04        #30
Cassidy187 
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Cassidy hands down
 05-17-2005, 10:37 PM         #31
dumb_ass23  OP
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I should slap the sh*t outta yall for not mentioning Redman.
 13 years ago '05        #32
Nyse03 16 heat pts16
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How is Jay-Z and Nas not on this list????? Cause punchlines aint they ONLY way of rappin.

Cause i pack heat like im da oven door.
 05-18-2005, 12:17 AM         #33
pimpette  OP
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Ludacris
Joe Budden
Llyod Banks
Fabolous
Jadakiss
 05-18-2005, 12:44 AM         #34
d_le  OP
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jay hova mang....

"i stay fresh..yall can smell me through a ziploc" (or some sh*t like that)

banks for the unit...


"i pack hollow tips the size of mutombo's fingers" (or some sh*t like that)


that "boi" jin

"ANYthing in his freestyles..."
 05-18-2005, 01:20 AM         #35
kylelee24  OP
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liveola from 3rd degree got the realest and hottest punch lines around
 05-18-2005, 03:33 AM         #36
Six Minutez  OP
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yeah redman got punchlines..in his good ol' days

Jin has some of the dopest punchlines

"I ain't mario, my flow is colossal
I smoke nickel bags the size of Mario's nostril" (battle against Verse on Smack DVD)
 13 years ago '05        #37
alkoholyck 2 heat pts
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Big L and Pap no doubt
 13 years ago '04        #38
Wheezy1281 8 heat pts
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Budden..

i aint gotta say no homo..because in the real world most thugs is karomo
 05-22-2005, 10:46 AM         #39
jdubb4eva  OP
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Hmm.. no one even mentioned Em, and I do agree with Redman as well.. Luda aint 2 bad.
 05-22-2005, 11:27 AM         #40
mossyflossy  OP
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this n*gga stole my thread
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