That One Time Drake Had One Of His Best Verses Ever...Then Wayne Shang Tsung’d Him

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And I'd take probation
I don't want that T.I. and Vick vacation
Private plane, pick location
I'm goin' to the bank to make a big donation
Yeah, I don't stunt, I stunt hard
And if the food ain't on the stove I hunt for it
But in the meantime you can call me young Roy
Jones Jr. fightin' the drugs and gun charge
sh1t, don't leave me unguarded
And I'm a cheesehead, word to Vince Lombardi
Word to Marky Mark, leave a snitch departed
All that blood like the Red Sea parted
My gun go crazy like it's ret@rded
Red light on it like it's recording
I ain't recordin', I'm just C-4in'
My currency foreign; we are in a league they aren't
Better dig in your pocket and pay homage
Better cover your eyes, your face fallin'
Watch the game from the side, I'm play callin'
No, I didn't say that I'm flawless
But I damn sure don't tarnish
My pistol got comments for your garments
I'm so high I can vomit on a comet
K-Y, no homo, I'm on it
Weezy F Baby, new born bi#ch
You know what they say 'bout when your palm itch
I'm gon' get money, money I'm gon' get
Young Money in your tummy and we gon' sh1t
And get that toilet paper quick, like when Bones spit
That's right, bi#ch, I'm back on my grown sh1t
That Audemars Piguet, no ice, just chrome sh1t
And your boyfriend softer than a foam pit
I scream, "fu#k the world with a long d1ck!"
Motherfu#ker, I'm me! Yeah, bi#ch, I'm me!
You n1ggas sweet, like the pu$$y in which I eat
Fireman burn down your entire street
So fly I'ma take off when I leap
Bye! And you can suck my wings
Stand on my money, headbutt Yao Ming
Put your hand in the oven if you touch my things
I'm shufflin' the cards, 'bout to cut my queens
But I ain't the dealer
House full of bi#ches like Tila Tequila
Yeah, I'm the man in the mirror
My swagger just screamin', motherfu#ker, do you hear her?
Yeah, Drizzy Drake what the lick read?
We make magic, boy; Roy and Siegfried





The whole verse is so crazy, I put it up against some of Biggie & Jay’s best freestyles to be honest & I don’t even have Wayne in my top 10

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