Whats the best sports line you've ever heard ?

I’m slamming n1ggas like Shaquille
sh1t is real
When it’s time to eat a meal
I rob and steal - BIG

Rebounding, outstanding, no one surroundin / I'm screwin' and doing like I was Ewing/The only one soaring and scoring is Jordan/He must of had his Wheaties this morning - BIG

The bi#ch in you, makes you run for cover when I spit at you/ A man to man zone Allen Iverson couldn't dribble through"—Canibus

And if we stay strong
We can get paper longer than Pippen’s arms - Jay

When I came back like Jordan wearing the 4-5
It’s not to play games with you, it’s to aim at you - Jay

I don't like playin', n1ggaz can't stick me n1ggaz cannot jam me, n1ggaz can't get me, slimmy at the Rucka wanna leave and spend with me I consistently take 'em out the park like Ken Griffey - Jay

My team in the cut packing metal things. So thats more foreign shooters than the Sacramento Kings - Lloyd banks

The rap game in question and I'm young Iverson/My dog in a jam and I got to ride with him - Banks

Live from Bedford-Stuyvesant, the livest ones/Still on my grizzly, no Iverson - Fab

Yall n1ggas know where my heat stay at
I leave n1ggas MIA and I aint talkin’ where the Heat play at- Fab

Why did Kobe have to hit that raw -Jadakiss

I'm killa, you Andre Miller, got a basic game/I told your bi#ch to hurry up, we don't wait for trains - Cam

im just kiddin like jason - Nelly

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