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Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Childrens' Movie - The snozberries taste like snozberries
 

 
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With the imminent release of Super Troopers 2, I wanted to get to the bottom of this snozberry line oringinally used in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.


One of the most beloved and oft-quoted moments in the ridiculously beloved and oft-quoted film Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory is the sequence in which the unbalanced candymaker displays his newest invention: lickable wallpaper. As the children and their guardians go to town on the wallpaper, Wonka declares: "Lick an orange. It tastes like an orange. The strawberries taste like strawberries! The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"

We laugh, because "snozzberries" is obviously a fanciful, fictional word, and nobody knows what they really were. Except that Roald Dahl, the book's author, knew exactly what snozzberries were: They're d!cks. Snozzberries are d!cks. Willy Wonka made those kids lick d!ck-flavored wallpaper.

It turns out the guy who thought a story about an insane recluse casually murdering a group of children had a pretty fu*ked up sense of humor.

In 1979, Dahl decided to revisit snozzberries in his adult novel My Uncle Oswald. The equally witty and disgusting story revolves around Oswald Hendryks Cornelius, the titular uncle and "greatest fornicator of all time." Along with his s3xy accomplice Yasmin Howcomely, he devises a complicated get-rich-quick scheme that involves Howcomely seducing Europe's most famous men and then selling used condoms full of their spent semen to women wishing to birth famous progeny. Please take some time to remind yourself that this book was written by one of the world's most beloved children's authors.

The term "snozzberry" comes up when Yasmin Howcomely recounts her experience with George Bernard Shaw:

"How did you manage to roll the old rubbery thing on him?"

"There's only one way when they get violent," Yasmin said. "I grabbed hold of his snozzberry and hung onto it like grim death and gave it a twist or two to make him hold still."

"Ow."

"Very effective."

"I'll bet it is."

"You can lead them around anywhere you want like that."

"I'm sure."

"It's like putting a twitch on a horse."

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was written in 1964, 15 years before My Uncle Oswald revealed that the wallpaper was made to taste like the head of a p*nis. In the strictest sense of the term, we're pretty sure this makes Willy Wonka a pedophile. And honestly, we're not that surprised.

visit this link http://www.cracked.com/qu .. ildrens-movie/

Always thought he was a pedo in the movie anyway.

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How does this relate to Super Troopers?

If you remember in one of the early scenes, the state troopers pull up on a group of three teens in a car. They do not pull them over right away, but the teens have a bag of weed and shrooms that they need to get rid of before they get pulled over.

One of the teens in the back eats the weed and shrooms and gets high af.

When they get arrested and placed in the back of the cop car, the one who ate the drugs licks the partition and says "The snozberries taste like snozberries".




Go watch Super Troopers 2......




Also raised $4.5 million on Indiegogo all from fans to make the second movie 17 years later.

visit this link https://www.indiegogo.com .. r-troopers-2#/


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56 comments for "Filthiest Joke Ever Hidden in a Childrens' Movie - The snozberries taste like snozberries"

 6 months ago '16        #2
SeanFiero 170 heat pts170
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Joke wasn't that funny for a full breakdown 17yrs later

 6 months ago '16        #3
Frankie Needles 74 heat pts74
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Go get some pus*y or something

 6 months ago '15        #4
sumnsumnsumn 16 heat pts16
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Is this an ad?

 6 months ago '16        #5
Almightyvsop 3 heat pts
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I never heard this sh*t bout willy wonka

d!ck flavored wall paper













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 6 months ago '14        #6
Ivorypillars 16 heat pts16
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Its called a euphimism

 6 months ago '05        #7
Proofbreal 
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cock means pus*y in the south hehe

 6 months ago '12        #8
AlBooBoo 16 heat pts16
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Why tf would this sicko put a d!ck joke in a children’s movie this isn’t even remotely funny


Charlie and the choclate factory one of my fav holiday movies all time ( yes I know it’s not an actually holiday movie but I like watching it around Christmas)

 6 months ago '04        #9
bmack940 7 heat pts
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 Proofbreal said
cock means pus*y in the south hehe

 6 months ago '16        #10
LA Reedz 30 heat pts30
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 Ivorypillars said

Its called a euphimism
*euphemism


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 6 months ago '09        #11
Chalky 323 heat pts323
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QB Eagles 259 heat pts259
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Just caught the sample

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AlBooBoo 16 heat pts16
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 Proofbreal said
cock means pus*y in the south hehe
Old heads used to say this in the Bay Area too

 6 months ago '16        #14
Boogie1790 6 heat pts
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Only thing i learned is dude is weird

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 6 months ago '09        #16
The Bully 426 heat pts426
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d!ck-flavored wallpaper, eh?

 6 months ago '17        #17
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rashadd 
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 Proofbreal said
cock means pus*y in the south hehe


Well got-damn... It must be 2 Souths!!!



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 6 months ago '16        #19
Bidam7 37 heat pts37
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this scene always cracks me up
Rest In Paradise Gene Wilder


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 6 months ago '16        #20
LiVeWiRe83 
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Bunch of videos on YouTube them showing sick Pedo hidden symbols in Disney and Saturday morning cartons, they been planting this sh*t in our subconscious world is a sick place run by evil sick people

 6 months ago '07        #21
FeedTheBeast 23 heat pts23
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 Proofbreal said
cock means pus*y in the south hehe
No it doesnít

 6 months ago '05        #22
maL.com 
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If you canít decipher that she meant their testicicals and not d!ck then youíre a dumb a.ss and if you havenít heard similar metaphors made I.e nuts, balls then youíre an even bigger dumb a.ss.

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Avon_Barksdale 4592 heat pts4592
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 Almightyvsop said
I never heard this sh*t bout willy wonka

d!ck flavored wall paper




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OP got me mad af about this, my son just watched the original Wonka last week, that new shyt they made a few years ago is trash, OP gonna make me remember this shyt every time now...
FK you OP



 6 months ago '16        #24
smokeytheblunt2 5 heat pts
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willy wonka is one of the creepiest movies ever made........

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Avon_Barksdale 4592 heat pts4592
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 LiVeWiRe83 said
Bunch of videos on YouTube them showing sick Pedo hidden symbols in Disney and Saturday morning cartons, they been planting this sh*t in our [COLOR="Red" @ [/COLOR]world is a sick place run by evil sick people

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