pparently no one checked in on the guy who played Barney for a while, and boy has he been up to stuff!
On Tuesday, Vice reported that David Joyner, who in the ’90s played Barney the purple dinosaur on the PBS children’s show Barney & Friends, now operates a tantric massage business that has lured about 30 clients, whom he refers to as “goddesses.”
According to Vice, Joyner charges $350 for a 3-4 hour session that may include a ritual bath, chakra balancing, and orgasm achieved through massage alone.
And, yes, he literarily does go there:
“The energy I brought up [while] in the costume is based on the foundation of tantra, which is love. Everything stems, grows, and evolves from love. Even when you have emotionally blocked energy, the best way to remove it is to remove it with love, and then replace it with God’s divine love. Love heals and allows you to continue to grow.”
Great! Now I’ve just got to get the Barney theme song unstuck from my head.
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