25 reasons aliens should be scared of US

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Slapped for no list.

Obviously.

And I need at least 32 reasons to change my mind.
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Obvious no list slap.

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Humans expose themselves to lethal radiation from their star as part of their mating ritual.

Humans can project biochemical weapons from almost every orifice.

Removing limbs will not incapacitate humans, you must remove the head.

In spite of being poisonous to them, they deliberately consume large amounts of ethanol, simply for fun.

Human decorate themselves by piercing their flesh and hanging metal from the wounds.

Humans eat the unborn offspring of their prey and call them “eggs.”

Their response to natural disasters is to rebuild their dwellings right in their original locations.

They char the corpses of their prey before eating them.

Their offspring spend a significant portion of their early years in simulators that teach them how to k!ll.

Under stress, they automatically produce a combat drug that reduces pain and reaction time as well as increases their strength.

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I am all for satire actually I prefer it. This was just tryhard corny to me tho that would maybe make 12 year olds in science class giggle.
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 CALL AGAIN said:
I am all for satire actually I prefer it. This was just tryhard corny to me tho that would maybe make 12 year olds in science class giggle.
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Humans are the only species in the galaxy where the majority can't seem to make it to adult hood.

Your age means nothing in this instance. You're just not mature enough to grasp what is going on.
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aliens

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Scared of us? Please, I bet them aliens are laughing at us in our slow a.ss vehicles when they can probably teleport to where they need to go!!!
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 Jimmy Russell said:
Scared of what?
Our chemical inadequate warfare? Earth chemicals?
Our soldiers with low grade armor & weak strength/stamina/?
\ Our tin foil planes that can only go past the sound barrier?
Our capsules of metal that use DATED atomic nuclear technology?

Stephen Hawking has it right. We keep wanting to contact a alien race from the deepest twilight of space. He asks "Do you think they will be reasonable? If these aliens are raised in a harsh environment?" Will they fu*king care that you just want to "LEARN" & what you think (ignorantly) can "TEACH" them? Bend over and let me use your rectum as a parasite hosting device to enslave the rest of you chumps while I leave & fu*k up other worlds & galaxies.

Going to make predator movies look like a 1940's training film series "how to keep your gal in line on a date" in comparison.

I'd respond to the alien that contacts me first & arrives in a carebear cloud car. I'd tell them the car is kind of fruity, but I am impressed with their Alien tech of being able to use clouds as a vehicle. Don't lie, you would get in the cloud car, if they were bumping Slum Village. I wouldn't get in the ride if they were bumping original cast recordings of cats. Maybe..... if there was a privacy window and I could mute the music.


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