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 9 months ago '16        #1
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Jimmy Russell 162 heat pts162
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25 reasons aliens should be scared of US
 

 

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 9 months ago '04        #2
SubConscious 48 heat pts48
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80nueve 9 heat pts
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 SubConscious said

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:takethe wheel:

 9 months ago '13        #4
Phenom354 
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Slapped for no list.

Obviously.

And I need at least 32 reasons to change my mind.

 9 months ago '04        #5
Mike T 160 heat pts160
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list?

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My Back Hand 62 heat pts62
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Obvious no list slap.


 9 months ago '17        #7
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 SubConscious said

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I’m done for the night


Also slap for no list

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25 slaps for no list

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stupid list



Humans expose themselves to lethal radiation from their star as part of their mating ritual.

Humans can project biochemical weapons from almost every orifice.

Removing limbs will not incapacitate humans, you must remove the head.

In spite of being poisonous to them, they deliberately consume large amounts of ethanol, simply for fun.

Human decorate themselves by piercing their flesh and hanging metal from the wounds.

Humans eat the unborn offspring of their prey and call them “eggs.”

Their response to natural disasters is to rebuild their dwellings right in their original locations.

They char the corpses of their prey before eating them.

Their offspring spend a significant portion of their early years in simulators that teach them how to k!ll.

Under stress, they automatically produce a combat drug that reduces pain and reaction time as well as increases their strength.

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 9 months ago '15        #13
CALL AGAIN 
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I am all for satire actually I prefer it. This was just tryhard corny to me tho that would maybe make 12 year olds in science class giggle.

 9 months ago '13        #14
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 9 months ago '11        #15
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 CALL AGAIN said
I am all for satire actually I prefer it. This was just tryhard corny to me tho that would maybe make 12 year olds in science class giggle.

 9 months ago '06        #16
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Humans are the only species in the galaxy where the majority can't seem to make it to adult hood.

Your age means nothing in this instance. You're just not mature enough to grasp what is going on.

 9 months ago '13        #17
THEDONN 
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aliens

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Nasa :takthisl:

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 9 months ago '05        #19
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Scared of us? Please, I bet them aliens are laughing at us in our slow a.ss vehicles when they can probably teleport to where they need to go!!!

 9 months ago '08        #20
WavyGnu 201 heat pts201
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 Jimmy Russell said
Scared of what?
Our chemical inadequate warfare? Earth chemicals?
Our soldiers with low grade armor & weak strength/stamina/?
\ Our tin foil planes that can only go past the sound barrier?
Our capsules of metal that use DATED atomic nuclear technology?

Stephen Hawking has it right. We keep wanting to contact a alien race from the deepest twilight of space. He asks "Do you think they will be reasonable? If these aliens are raised in a harsh environment?" Will they fu*king care that you just want to "LEARN" & what you think (ignorantly) can "TEACH" them? Bend over and let me use your rectum as a parasite hosting device to enslave the rest of you chumps while I leave & fu*k up other worlds & galaxies.

Going to make predator movies look like a 1940's training film series "how to keep your gal in line on a date" in comparison.

I'd respond to the alien that contacts me first & arrives in a carebear cloud car. I'd tell them the car is kind of fruity, but I am impressed with their Alien tech of being able to use clouds as a vehicle. Don't lie, you would get in the cloud car, if they were bumping Slum Village. I wouldn't get in the ride if they were bumping original cast recordings of cats. Maybe..... if there was a privacy window and I could mute the music.


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 Johnny Tapwater said
Humans are the only species in the galaxy where the majority can't seem to make it to adult hood.

Your age means nothing in this instance. You're just not mature enough to grasp what is going on.
Your just making a condescending statement to make yourself feel better about yourself. You have no proof or any way to prove this.

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 WavyGnu said
Scared of what?
Our chemical inadequate warfare? Earth chemicals?
Our soldiers with low grade armor & weak strength/stamina/?
\ Our tin foil planes that can only go past the sound barrier?
Our capsules of metal that use DATED atomic nuclear technology?

Stephen Hawking has it right. We keep wanting to contact a alien race from the deepest twilight of space. He asks "Do you think they will be reasonable? If these aliens are raised in a harsh environment?" Will they fu*king care that you just want to "LEARN" & what you think (ignorantly) can "TEACH" them? Bend over and let me use your rectum as a parasite hosting device to enslave the rest of you chumps while I leave & fu*k up other worlds & galaxies.

Going to make predator movies look like a 1940's training film series "how to keep your gal in line on a date" in comparison.

I'd respond to the alien that contacts me first & arrives in a carebear cloud car. I'd tell them the car is kind of fruity, but I am impressed with their Alien tech of being able to use clouds as a vehicle. Don't lie, you would get in the cloud car, if they were bumping Slum Village. I wouldn't get in the ride if they were bumping original cast recordings of cats. Maybe..... if there was a privacy window and I could mute the music.


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My n*ggas said bumping Slum Village! Props off that alone

 9 months ago '06        #23
Johnny Tapwater 3 heat pts
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 jasperfect said
Your just making a condescending statement to make yourself feel better about yourself. You have no proof or any way to prove this.
Open your eyes, and you have all the proof your heart desires.

...but what is proof anyway? Something that can be manipulated, something that needs to be comprehended in the proper context?..

Your ego, prompted you to respond to me.

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Raki 
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 9 months ago '13        #25
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 barber said
Scared of us? Please, I bet them aliens are laughing at us in our slow a.ss vehicles when they can probably teleport to where they need to go!!!


Europeans.... very scared

Aliens will only become the subjects of “white supremacy “ we did...

Every single being the Europeans have met he has brought some kinda pain too.

Africans
Asians
Indians
Native Americans
Native people in general

Aliens don’t wanna fu*k with that trust me.


White people wanna met aliens.... yet the people they kidnapped they have gave zero justice too.. think about that. What will a alien race say to those in power.

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