Funny Human Resources Story

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 3 months ago '11        #1
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DJ Linx 6 heat pts
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Funny Human Resources Story
 

 
This is 100% a true story...

So my wife works in HR for a big financial services firm here in NY. A dude (let’s call him Bob) goes into her office to file a complaint against another employee (let’s call him Jim). So apparently Jim punched Bob in the face at the holiday party.

Wifey asks Bob “why did Jim punch you?” and he says he has no clue. Wifey asks “did anybody witness this?” and homeboy says yes, Bill saw the whole thing.

Wifey calls Bill into her office and asks if he saw Jim punch Bob. “Yeah, I saw it. And if you ask me he got off light.”

Wifey: “why did he punch him?”
Bill: “Because Jim was peeing and Bob grabs Jim’s exposed p*nis!”

WTF?!?
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32 comments for "Funny Human Resources Story"

 3 months ago '14        #2
TooFatToFish 
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this is why I always p!ss in stalls in public bathrooms
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 3 months ago '12        #3
Even Kill 9 heat pts
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Weird story.
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 3 months ago '04        #4
qutaboi225 43 heat pts43
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So Bob, what made you grab his p*nis and how long have you worked with your wife?
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 3 months ago '16        #5
Knucklez 2 heat pts
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Bob is a battymon
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 3 months ago '15        #6
Bloody Shark 401 heat pts401
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did they both get fired?
whats the conclusion to the story
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 3 months ago '05        #7
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 qutaboi225 said:
So Bob, what made you grab his p*nis and how long have you worked with your wife?

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Op is bob
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 3 months ago '15        #8
Robespierre 113 heat pts113
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It's crazy how adults act like children and still somehow feel they're better than them because they're older.
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 3 months ago '15        #9
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 TooFatToFish said:
this is why I always p!ss in stalls in public bathrooms
You be scared someone gonna grab ya d!ck?

Man up and don't get metoo'd.
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 3 months ago '05        #10
Tha Boss 35 heat pts35
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I don’t get it
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 3 months ago '05        #11
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 Robespierre said:
It's crazy how adults act like children and still somehow feel they're better than them because they're older.
Age ain't nothing but a number

Maturity and intellectual development dont come with age, its a misconception most of us don't realize
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 3 months ago '15        #13
Robespierre 113 heat pts113
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 Rockstar718 said:
Age ain't nothing but a number

Maturity and intellectual development dont come with age, its a misconception most of us don't realize
Right. I've had full blown intellectual conversations with children I couldn't hold with adults.

The idea of being an adult is something to be taken with a grain of salt.
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 3 months ago '08        #14
Kewop Decam 83 heat pts83
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 DJ Linx said:
This is 100% a true story...

So my wife works in HR for a big financial services firm here in NY. A dude (let’s call him Bob) goes into her office to file a complaint against another employee (let’s call him Jim). So apparently Jim punched Bob in the face at the holiday party.

Wifey asks Bob “why did Jim punch you?” and he says he has no clue. Wifey asks “did anybody witness this?” and homeboy says yes, Bill saw the whole thing.

Wifey calls Bill into her office and asks if he saw Jim punch Bob. “Yeah, I saw it. And if you ask me he got off light.”

Wifey: “why did he punch him?”
Bill: “Because Jim was peeing and Bob grabs Jim’s exposed p*nis!”

WTF?!?
Jim has a nice lawsuit on his hands because it happened at the company holiday party.
 3 months ago '08        #15
Kewop Decam 83 heat pts83
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 Robespierre said:
It's crazy how adults act like children and still somehow feel they're better than them because they're older.
I've come to realize there's way more adults not acting like adults than there are adults truly being adults.
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 3 months ago '15        #16
Robespierre 113 heat pts113
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 Kewop Decam said:
I've come to realize there's way more adults not acting like adults than there are adults truly being adults.
I've sat in on some court cases for fun and yes, you are correct.

Just look at the petty reasons people go through divorce or child custody battles.



Let animals be animals and you wouldn't have had this problem. Humans are the most domesticated animal bar none.

People domesticating people.



"bi*ch, wear this ring. We belong to each other now."

Like... have you ever stopped to realize how stupid most of these symbolic gestures are?

Nothing is going to prevent people from doing some sh*t if they really want to do it. I blame certain people who traveled across the world saying other people were inferior and primitive..

But that's a gripe for another time.

"sh*tholes."



The irony. You would have to sh*t on those people and make a hole out of their home to call it that. I've never laughed this hard about current events.
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 3 months ago '04        #17
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 qutaboi225 said:
So Bob, what made you grab his p*nis and how long have you worked with your wife?
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Op is bob

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 3 months ago '14        #18
TooFatToFish 
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 Good Guy Ry said:
You be scared someone gonna grab ya d!ck?

Man up and don't get metoo'd.
Man are you slow.

sh*t was a joke and obviously not serious.

Who the fu*k is scared of that? When have you ever heard about this before the OP???

Man BX is getting slower and slower and dumber and dumber every year

But thanks for the advice!
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 3 months ago '15        #19
Teddy KGB 32 heat pts32
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I don’t know why, but I’m irritated by the use of wifey instead of wife the OP.
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 Teddy KGB said:
I don’t know why, but I’m irritated by the use of wifey instead of wife the OP.
my balls ache
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