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Oh fu*k you, you knew this was coming. The Wonder Woman review: DC chokes on 3-1 lead.
 

 
Shoutout to this new computer and this keyboard I'm typing on right now. #MouseGang #Fu*kTouchPads

Shoutout to @calle13 and @DaOmega_1 uhhhhh fu*k you. Off the rip. image
Yep, just getting that out of the way now.

Um. This movie is fuc-king


TR-ASH

I'm done.

I'm done.
















One more thing....























Oh.....OH wait a minute, oh sh*t ? Does it sound like I hated this movie ?

Well, guess what ?

I didn't. Because, It's good.

Sh*t n*gga, it's damn near great.


and then the ending happened...image

*exhales*

Does it ruin the film ?
A little, actually....not as much as you think it does, until you really think about it.

How are the performances ?
Gal Gadot is the weakest link in all this, everyone else in this is good. (but, we expected that)

image...M-V-P, M-V-P, M-V-P.

How is the story ?
I was invested, which is why I'm so disappointed in the ending.

The characters were interesting, they were presented in this insightful way that had depth to it.


What about the technical aspects ? Editing, cinematography...
There were some cools shots, but holy sh*t this movie was way fun and cornier than I expected it to be.

The weakest part of this movie is the soundtrack.

They were some very cool and fun scenes, I could watch that bi*ch f!ght all day, except when it's....well we will get to that.

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That soft as emotional music playing over this scene made this sh*t powerful and yet f*ggoty as fu*k. image You could almost hear the I am women, hear me roar in the background and I get it why they did that and it works.

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This was cool.


Second part of the battle scene...
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Again, could watch this bi*ch f!ght all day.

Talk about it. That ending.
Okay, soooo let me paint a picture. SPOILERS

Here we go.

I'm going to summarize, so bear with me.

WW wants to k!ll Ares.

She wants to k!ll him because she blames him for all the evil and wrongdoing in the world.

She feels it is her responsibility. (Destiny, birthright if you will)

and upon learning of a great delimma in the "real world"


She takes action.

So along this adventure we take with her. We see her learn of the many sides of war. How there is no good or bad. Only people and choice and that it is all grey in terms of morality, what we do when given such and such circumstance and why we do it.

WW is naive, oddly adorably naive but whatever.

She thinks by k!lling Ares. All that bad sh*t will stop.

During the time we spend with her we see her efforts fail short of her expectations, we see her f!ght with her ideals compared to that of man's reality.

But she still believes that k!lling Ares will end all that bad and fu*ked up she's seen.

So fast forward to the end, she k!lls the big bad.

Nothing happens.

The soldiers just keep it pushing. She becomes disillusioned.

and then the best part and highlight of the WHOLE film happens.

Steve Trevor played by Tom Brady's nephew. Chris Pine. Gives this bi*ch that "Let me learns you b" moment and spits her that real.

War sucks.
Humans suck.
But k!lling dieties isn't gonna solve it, and make this problem (war and sh*t) go away. People are people they make choices but it doesn't define them. You can't say this is good and they're bad.

All you can do is what you believe to be right, help me do that you silly goofy bi*ch.

You know because...
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Dude runs off with Crew to stop n*ggas from making some bombs (I want to let you know I was editing MyTeam in 2K17 while I was watching this movie and I'm cutting out sh*t for time) anyway while she's contemplating her whole life.

The movie then decides, lets do the Man Of Steel thing. You know that strong people punch strong people and no blood, no cuts or scratches.

Because it turns out the n*gga she thought was Ares WASN'T ARES. IT was OTHER n*gga.

WHAT ?! OTHER n*gga !?!?

Yes, THAT GUY. You know, SOME MUTAHFU*KA !!!

I mean it would've made so much more sense that it be Dr. Poison because that would've introduced this even cooler dynamic that it's not men but people, and that evil can come from anywhere and anyone

and....image

Or


Would've been interesting.

and in my head, I'm like.


and then it gets even worse. There are actually cool moments IN THE f!ght and NONE of them come from the f!ght itself. image

For example: Ares talking sh*t about he didn't do anything but fu*k with a couple people to escalate the situation. But humans did the f!ghting on their own, they started with each other well before he stepped in.

Ares ACTUALLY making good points given what we've seen Diana see. That all he wanted was to show the gods humanity's depravity and we can see his point of view because of all the fu*ked up sh*t we've seen already on Diana's journey.

The muted conversation between Steve and WW. (That was cool)

Ares giving WW the opportunity to k!ll Dr.Poi-this bi*ch. image and her actually considering it.

They were alot of cool interesting, provocative moments however it felt like somebody in the writing room or whatever was like "yeah, that's great and all...but uh....why don't you have her f!ght for NO REASON ?"

The movie is a good fun little adventure, but don't pay for it. The ending is trash. This movie has no point and serves nothing major in the DECU universe outside of telling us...who she is.

Which is cool until you do that thing I told you about.

Think.

Does this movie tell us where she was during MOS ?

No.

Does the movie tell us how she got to where she got to in BVS ?

No.

OR what the fu*k she even did in the time between WW1 and MOS or EVEN BVS. I mean....image

What the fu*k is her skillset ? Several times this bi*ch took off like she could fly and then she does that Hulk jump sh*t, image

Oh, it turns out, love is the answer. Yeah, that's right. Love is why WW f!ghts. Not for her own choice of reasoning that doesn't define her as a woman, but a person.

Eh, she met a guy who made her feel compassion (that she already had) for the humans (to believe in them) she decided in his memory to f!ght for them.

Which is like the most fu*king female soft sh*t EVER and nobody noticed.

But hey ?
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DC is improving, keep it up.
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 2 weeks ago '11        #2
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InB4DocGetsSlappitySlapped.

oh sh** its friday!!




WW


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oh and... she stole my heart
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when she ate the icecream.


















reminds me of a similar scene when mine and her RAW cut didn't make it to BvS.








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edit:look at the time...


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Yo, I hope u get paid to do this
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 CALViiiN said:
InB4DocGetsSlappitySlapped.

oh sh** its friday!!




WW


@ lololololol
At the MOST, I was bored for maybe 10 minutes.

sh*t doesn't getting popping until she gets to London.

and the Movie only got whack RIGHT after Robin Wright got that wet work. (which didn't even make sense to me or I thought it was bullsh*t)

@ would understand why.

Anyway. It's NOT BAD.

We got Joss Whedon coming in. I think we're gonna be okay. Then Aquaman waiting on deckington.

, we might have ourselves a series here.
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YES! wtf yo. what happened to robin wright doesn't make sense.... and plus she is coming back to act in Justice League.. how is that gonna work?
she gonna play a part in f!ghting some parademons orrrrr...?



oh yeh. gunrunnings dlc dope or nope? I barely updated that ish and these bunkers cost as much as a effing jet. even more..


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 CALViiiN said:
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YES! wtf yo. what happened to robin wright doesn't make sense.... and plus she is coming back to act in Justice League..
I'm thinking she was gonna throw the fu*king bow or something.

When she dove and took that bullet I was like WHAT ?! Ya'll had the best character pull a Sinbad in 2017 !?


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 Doc Zombie said:
@ would understand why.
Cersei cried.

I held Her.

She held tighter.

Then the feel train hit me.

Dammit. God dammit.

The mere thought of losing our new best friend.

It was... it was just too much for us to take.

But, I know -- they can't keep a goddess like
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down.

No matter how hard they try.

Then Cersei looked in my eyes and reminded me I would never lose Her.

That we'd be together.

Forever.

What a perfect goddess She is.


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 Bleezy said:
Cersei cried.

I held Her.

She held tighter.

Then the feel train hit me.

Dammit. God dammit.

The mere thought of losing our new best friend.

It was... it was just too much for us to take.

But, I know -- they can't keep a goddess like
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down.

No matter how hard they try.

Then Cersei looked in my eyes and reminded me I would never lose Her.

That we'd be together.

Forever.

What a perfect goddess She is.

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They got a sister vibe, lawd have mercy on our souls if they are ever in the same movie.


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 Doc Zombie said:

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They got a sister vibe, lawd have mercy on our souls if they are ever in the same movie.


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God help us. As for the rest...

The eyes of all these lowly serfs aren't worthy of viewing that amount of perfection.

This world full of peasants wouldn't deserve such a divine gift...

BUT, if it does happen..

EASILY the greatest movie of all-time.

Better than the Godfather 1 and 2 combined times 10 billion to the 16 trillionth power.

Theaters would sell out. It'd be the first movie in history to have a 5+ yr theatrical run.

Ticket prices would triple purely based off the strength of their immaculate presence.

Then, you wouldn't be able to keep the blu ray on shelves.

The digital copies on iTunes and Amazon would break the internet.

Best of all... the four of us would become even richer.

My Bichon Frise could use a new mansion to run around.

Cause that's what a bawse do.

On that note... I'll let it happen... but prices must quadruple.

I'll make some calls to my movie exec friends. I got Feige on speed dial.
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Oh, it turns out, love is the answer. Yeah, that's right. Love is why WW f!ghts. Not for her own choice of reasoning that doesn't define her as a woman, but a person.

Eh, she met a guy who made her feel compassion (that she already had) for the humans (to believe in them) she decided in his memory to f!ght for them.

Which is like the most fu*king female soft sh*t EVER and nobody noticed.
I know Steve is very important to her life and makes her feel human, but sheesh!

It's that bad?
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 stlcardinals19 said:
I know Steve is very important to her life and makes her feel human, but sheesh!

It's that bad?
The interactions are...interesting.

Some would say fun, which they are. But I would say. Playful and authentic. It feels real between them.

I was bored the 10 mins after RW died watching them talk. But when they get to London, the relationship becomes more dynamic.

But my n*gga. He had to spend what not even a week and he's out here like I love you towards the end.

They were trying to get that
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feel.

and it just felt forced and rushed by the end.
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Not feeling this thread for some reason
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My question is this.. Is it more entertaining to watch the ending of Wonder Woman or to watch some non factor f*ggot type on his alleged new keyboard a bunch of bullsh*t just to get attention?
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Can someone please ban this autistic motherfu*ker?
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So 2-3 weeks later u see it, which mean u had no interest..I don't care about people's opinions about things I'm interested in
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Dr poison couldn't have been ares because, like you said, ares never hurt anyone. He just gave people the inspiration they needed to hurt each other. Dr. Poison was literally creating poisons so that would've contradicted ares entire character. Movie was a solid intro story to me. Intro movies tend to be boring anyway but wonder woman did it right
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No one is reading all that sh!t

wonder woman was dope

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Not feeling this thread for some reason
Thought it was just me
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 Soaring Seagull said:
Dr poison couldn't have been ares because, like you said, ares never hurt anyone. He just gave people the inspiration they needed to hurt each other. Dr. Poison was literally creating poisons so that would've contradicted ares entire character. Movie was a solid intro story to me. Intro movies tend to be boring anyway but wonder woman did it right
Yeah, but the idea that evil is faceless.

That is why it would've been cool if Dr. Poison was possessed by Ares.

Her making poison even if she was possessed by Ares would've held some credence. Ares already said he escalated sh*t.

He didn't cause the War, the humans did.

It doesn't make MAN the enemy, like Steve said to her. Man isn't the enemy.

People do right and wrong everyday, you have to decipher between the too and just do what you can and what you believe to be right.

Also, it would've fueled her confusion between all the sh*t she heard as a child.

Here it is that Ares was brought up to been the embodiment of Man's wrath and he possessed a women to fu*k up the war.

Oh the shades of grey on that.

If Dr. Poison was the enemy and they had blood and and bruises.

This movie would've been fantastic. But it's oooooookay/good
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