Constructing The Ultimate Terrible NFL Quarterback

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Constructing The Ultimate Terrible NFL Quarterback
 

 
This is a common debate among football fans: If you could create a Frankenstein-like quarterback out of the parts of any quarterback, how would you go about doing it? Aaron Rodgers’ arm? Peyton Manning’s brain? Randall Cunningham’s athleticism?


While it’s fun to come up with different combinations to create a great quarterback, it’s been so too many times. So we at For the Win thought we’d go the other way and create the worst quarterback in NFL history. Here is our creation…


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Oh, man. Look at him. He’s awful. Let’s break down our selections…


Mental alertness: Kirk Cousins


This is, admittedly, a weird category, but when former Cowboys front office man Gil Brandt created his ultimate QB for NFL.com, he included it so we thought we would too. And what better choice than the dude who forgot the difference between a spike and a kneel down:




This was an easy pick.


Decision-making: Rex Grossman


No player mastered the art of the terrible interception quite like Grossman. Just when you were ready to buy in to him as a short-term solution as a starter, he’d throw one straight at a linebacker’s chest.


Accuracy: JaMarcus Russell

Maybe the biggest bust in NFL history, Russell’s main issue was getting the ball to his intended target. During his last season in the league, he completed 48.8% of his passes.


Arm strength: Chad Pennington


Pennington was a good NFL quarterback, but the guy’s right shoulder was made of cotton candy and he threw with the ferocity of a broken ceiling fan.


Hand size: Alex Smith


Smith’s supposedly small hands haven’t stopped him from having a solid pro career. But Alex Smith hand size jokes will never not be funny.




Passion: Jay Cutler


So much intensity…


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Durability: Michael Vick


Vick just pulled a hamstring reading this sentence.


Athleticism: Peyton Manning


Look at the grace.




Knees: Joe Namath


Even Robert Griffin III thinks Namath got a raw deal with those knees of his. He had two surgeries on each knee during his playing career. In 1992, Namath actually had surgery to replace both knees, so those things are floating around somewhere waiting for us to pop on our terrible quarterback

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Bloody Shark 425 heat pts425 OP
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He's already been fully constructed & his name is Joe Flacco
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If you add "sense of urgency", or "Living up to his Contract" you def have Flacco. If I'm not mistaken he's the only QB with one of those Max'd out 120+ million dollar deals that didn't even make the playoffs?
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RG3 durability instead of Vick
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I'd use Cam Newton's accuracy but
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That Alex Smith pic got me
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We already have one.. his name is Jared goff
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this thread has me screaming
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 philly337 said:
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Cousins mental awareness is light years ahead of SackorPick's
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 st21 said:
Cousins mental awareness is light years ahead of SackorPick's
Theres my bi*ch

One has an nfc championship under their belt...one has beat 2 teams with a winning record in his entire career
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He's been created they use to call him the "Sanchise" until he crashed into his center's a.ss
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 st21 said:
Cousins mental awareness is light years ahead of SackorPick's
Whatever you say. Give us D Jax, Pierre and Reed and it's on and poppin
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ohhhh they put 2 Skins QBs on that list



great post OP, this sh*t is hilarious and its true... which makes it even better
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