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How to retire a.s.a.p. and be a self-made wealthy person
 

 
7 selling points you might want to learn just in case it comes in handy. These could be handy now or later in your life, so they are a must read.


1. Check yourself into a psych ward or have a parent commit you. You'll only be there for 7 days max. Say something to the mental health doctor that will make you get diagnosed as paranoid. Why? 'Cause this is not classified as a serve mental illnesses. Serve mental illnesses require that you get on a heavy med(s).


2. Don't go back to the place you came from. Tell them you want into a group home. Why? 'cause if you stay only about a year in a group home, and did tell the case manager they assign to you, that you want into semi-independent living or independent living, it'll mean all you have to do to qualify is just show that you are able to do chores during a period of your stay at the group home. SIL or IL means you get to pick out a nice apt from three choices, and the rent will only be around $400 with all etc. included since you are deemed mentally handicapped.


3. Through the group home you'll be set up for SSI along with other things with ease (not SSD though, since that would require that you are diagnosed with something more serve, even though SSD would pay out much more to you. But you wouldn't want to be on those heavy meds.)


4. Understand that the benefits with being labeled are more than just SSI money. Like?

_It also means you get set up with food assistance {that EBT card} with ease, if you think you'll need it.

_It also means you get set up with health insurance called Medicaid with ease, for medical and dental visits.

_It also means you get set up with clothing assistance, if you think you'll need it.

_It also means you get housing placement assistance.

_It also means you get tr@nsportation assistance.

_It also means you get cell phone assistance.


5. Say you want out of living with your parents. Then this should float your boat! Say you don't want to work at some sh*tty job till your hand turn grey. Then this should float your boat. Say you just want to live life chillaxed, and start on doing your very own bucket list. Then this should float your boat.


6. You'll be classified as self-made wealthy due to LIFE TIME benefits. Remember, all other sources of money can be taken from you in life, but not SSI. You do not pay taxes on SSI or SSD. No worrying about the government freezing your bank account with SSI. No worrying about any money-hungry bi*ch causing any wages to be garnished. You in the clear. Set for life means set for life. How else to define wealthy? Financially secured for life!


7. If you don't want to take the med for life, then you are able to not take them once you are in the SIL or IL program at your apt, but just don't let the C.L.S. workers (these have to visit you from time to time at your apt, to help you work on a few goals, and see if you are having any problems) find out, and it has to be the kind of med that doesn't require blood work of course.


Reparations the federal and state government owe you for how you ended up not so well off in the states, can be obtained via this route. And you could be honestly paranoid that you're not going to make it successful in this world. Sell yourself to the mental health doctor, and from then on out it's easy street for you!

As for concerning me, the OP of the hour, don't hate the boss player, hate the boss game. As I said before, I drop j3wels that you cats can't afford to keep missin'. This game I just dropped is way better than being down on your luck, and getting kicked while you're down. Besides, you shouldn't want to end up dead or in jail. And you damn sure shouldn't want to end up in debt for being suckered by the world into going to a four year university when the job market ain't been sh*t for a long time now. And plus, you shouldn't want to loose an arm or a leg for joining the military as the route to try to make it through life maimed.


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