The Material Girl took the stage prior to Amy Schumer's standup concert at Madison Square Garden on Tuesday. "One more thing before I introduce this genius of comedy," she said, "If you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blowjob, OK?"
Just in case anyone thought Madonna was joking, it sort of sounded like she wasn't. "Swear to god," she continued, "And I am good. I’m good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool. I take my time, I, uh, have a lot of eye contact. Yeah? And I do swallow."