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 2 years ago '10        #1
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twistedgfx 9 heat pts
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Blair Witch 2 Review
 

 
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Im a 90s baby so ofcourse i had to go check out Blair Witch 2 to see what the new generation version would be like.

Heh.. i give it a 6/10 . Better than i actually thought tho. I just hate the fact that every actor in this movie is effin obsessed with scaring someone every 5 mins for those random jump scenes, theres so many you literally know when to expect it.

Some scenes are corny some scenes will get ya.. just your average scary movie in my opinion, worth watching blowed or with a bi*ch only, dont take it too serious.

29 comments for "Blair Witch 2 Review"
 2 years ago '13        #2
PaperBoy 63 heat pts63
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Movie was corny

 2 years ago '04        #3
Jumpoff21 30 heat pts30
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Isn't this one the 3rd one or does book of shadows count?

 2 years ago '05        #4
mobsta 39 heat pts39
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bruh 1/10 and i saw the first one bak in 99 fu*kin movie took my $$ on a tuesday

 2 years ago '07        #5
I bleed GREEN 60 heat pts60
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Book of Shadows was the 2nd.

 2 years ago '07        #6
calle13 443 heat pts443
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in all honesty i watched this because of Nostolgia.. I remember watching Bailr Witch in 99 (i was 9 years old) and that movie had me Shooked ! i watched this i mean it wasn't so bad but it wasn't the best.. Overall i enjoyed it cuz shorty i was with kept screaming (i wont lie some parts did catch me)..

But 4 things ruined it for me that i was like

1.
[spoiler - click to view]



2. The Explination of Why They Face The Wall... When they explained that i literally rolled my eyes and said WTFFF... They should've left that as a mystery.. Whole point is not knowing why they are staring at the wall in a corner and its fu*king creeepy for no damn reason but nope... once they explain it took all the creepyness away

3.
[spoiler - click to view]



4. the way it ended.. its a no brainer that
[spoiler - click to view]



the small plot twist was pretty interesting cuz i was like holy sh*t
[spoiler - click to view]



6/10 only cuz some parts got me interested, i had a good time with my girl watching it and it was funny to just jump from time to time.. Will i watch again ? Maybe unless im with friends who hasn't seen it at a friends crib. but i know 2nd time around it'll have absolutely no effect on me


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 2 years ago '07        #7
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 I bleed GREEN said
Book of Shadows was the 2nd.
But Book Of Shadows doesn't count (the movie continues directly from the first 1. no mention of the 2nd.. Part 2 doesn't even exist anymore.. thats how sh*tty it was).

 2 years ago '04        #8
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I love horror films...do I have to watch the 99 Blair to get this one?

 2 years ago '07        #9
I bleed GREEN 60 heat pts60
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 calle13 said
But Book Of Shadows doesn't count (the movie continues directly from the first 1. no mention of the 2nd.. Part 2 doesn't even exist anymore.. thats how sh*tty it was).
I thought this was a remake anyway?

 2 years ago '10        #10
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 Mike T said
I love horror films...do I have to watch the 99 Blair to get this one?
I wouldn't even bother with this one, the first one is enough. But if you're the type of guy who likes modern horror movies, jump scares, mildy attractive and unrealistic cast, and a plot that just throws sh*t against the wall to see what sticks, then this would be more for you.

 2 years ago '10        #11
nigga123 9 heat pts
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1/10, i went in with an open mind too!
The first Blair Witch created the entire genre of found footage, so it had a lot to live up to and it turned out to not even be a "good" film, it is possibly the worst hand-held film i've ever watched.
I could go on but i don't wanna talk about this trash anymore..

 2 years ago '11        #12
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I woulda thought adding to the mythology works but they straight up expose everything taking any tension away. They might as well not make anymore of these now unless they're gonna be really different & crazy. and the sound design was good just too fu*king loud...that plus the cheap jump scares made this film just feel like a big missed opportunity


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 2 years ago '07        #13
calle13 443 heat pts443
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 FcukItImOnOne said
I woulda thought adding to the mythology works but they straight up expose everything taking any tension away. They might as well not make anymore of these now unless they're gonna be really different & crazy. and the sound design was good just too fu*king loud...that plus the cheap jump scares made this film just feel like a big missed opportunity
E X A C T L Y !! i mean i wont lie some parts did make me jump but it was more because of how loud sh*t was lol. and when they exposed everything it truly ruined the movie for me.

 2 years ago '05        #14
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This might have been the worst movie I've paid to see

 2 years ago '06        #15
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I didn't like the first one. Was hoping this one would be better but the reviews I see are disappointing

 2 years ago '16        #16
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Still have not seen this remake but will most likely to see how bad they'll ruin it. But honestly people sh*t on Book of Shadows but it was low key tight to me. Ya'll know about the little "secret message" thing in the movie? This video is a dope analysis of some things you may have never tripped off.

[video - click to view]


 2 years ago '11        #17
darealvelle 97 heat pts97
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Movie was terrible. The last 15 minutes was interesting though.

 2 years ago '06        #18
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 calle13 said


2. The Explination of Why They Face The Wall... When they explained that i literally rolled my eyes and said WTFFF... They should've left that as a mystery.. Whole point is not knowing why they are staring at the wall in a corner and its fu*king creeepy for no damn reason but nope... once they explain it took all the creepyness away



Please no no no no they didn't give an explanation for the facing the wall bit

Like you said it made zero sense but it was fu*king creepy as fu*k just because it made zero sense

 2 years ago '06        #19
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IDGAF I thought Book of Shadows was a dope movie! They could have made it it's own thing not attached to the blair witch name. Slept on for sure.

 2 years ago '13        #20
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 I bleed GREEN said
I thought this was a remake anyway?
I thought this one was 20-30 years after the last movie (bos)

 2 years ago '07        #21
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 Phenom354 said
I thought this one was 20-30 years after the last movie (bos)
Damn from the trailer sh*t looked like a remake

 2 years ago '07        #22
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 Junglist said


Please no no no no they didn't give an explanation for the facing the wall bit

Like you said it made zero sense but it was fu*king creepy as fu*k just because it made zero sense
that is the whole point of the whole wall facing... its creepy as fu*k !!! you don't know why ? its just random and fu*king creepy as hell. Nd then in the movie they mention it and i was like WHY DA fu*k U GOTTA GIV US THAT EXPLANATION !! Leave That Alone !! Leave It As A fu*king Mystery !!! The Explanation itself was fu*king stupid !

 2 years ago '15        #23
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Saw it high last night. Snuck in gin with some dew. Was still laughably bad.

How this n*gga Josh(or whatever his name is) fall for the Witch trick when he had JUST got done telling the other bi*ch about how the Witch can look like anyone?


Hot take:
Original Blair Witch Project was boring as fu*k.

But at least the original tried to give the illusion of being real by having alot of improvised acting.


The remake/reboot/who cares feels(and looks) fake. The acting doesn't help, either.

There's a scene in this movie where the male lead just saw some undeniably supernatural sh*t - I think the dirty brown water trash girlfriend had just got ???'d and the tents they was in get sucked into the sky like God's snorting lines from heaven or some sh*t.

This n*gga gets a call on the walky talky and his demeanor is deadass like:

[video - click to view]


No sense of panic or bewilderment - just "oh it must be Tyrone"

sh*t had me geekin

3/10
Cons
- Somehow weaker characterization than the original
- Hits the same plot points as the original - except more EXTREME
- Terrible acting by the leads
- Stupidity being the cataylst for later subplots - e.g. taking your shoes off while crossing a river ?!?!?!?!?!?!
- Manages to have dull spots despite its extremely short runtime of under 90 mins
- Forfeits the faux-realism of the original for cheap, hackneyed "scares" that I'd imagine doesn't even work on the meekest of pre-teens.
- Set looks like sh*t

Pros
- No one went to see this sh*t so if you're like me and occasionally like to watch movies sh*tfaced in public but disguise it as a "date", this is the movie for you. Literally no one was in this theater when I saw it yesterday except for me n my side ting.
- It never overstays its welcome. I mean, it wasn't welcomed anyway but you get the idea.


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 2 years ago '13        #24
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 calle13 said
in all honesty i watched this because of Nostolgia.. I remember watching Bailr Witch in 99 (i was 9 years old) and that movie had me Shooked ! i watched this i mean it wasn't so bad but it wasn't the best.. Overall i enjoyed it cuz shorty i was with kept screaming (i wont lie some parts did catch me)..

But 4 things ruined it for me that i was like

1.
[spoiler - click to view]



2. The Explination of Why They Face The Wall... When they explained that i literally rolled my eyes and said WTFFF... They should've left that as a mystery.. Whole point is not knowing why they are staring at the wall in a corner and its fu*king creeepy for no damn reason but nope... once they explain it took all the creepyness away

3.
[spoiler - click to view]



4. the way it ended.. its a no brainer that
[spoiler - click to view]



the small plot twist was pretty interesting cuz i was like holy sh*t
[spoiler - click to view]



6/10 only cuz some parts got me interested, i had a good time with my girl watching it and it was funny to just jump from time to time.. Will i watch again ? Maybe unless im with friends who hasn't seen it at a friends crib. but i know 2nd time around it'll have absolutely no effect on me
Word?
[spoiler - click to view]


 2 years ago '15        #25
KING SOULJA 28 heat pts28
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 NY Knicka said
Word?
[spoiler - click to view]

Like this


[pic - click to view]



Actual picture from the movie.

 2 years ago '13        #26
NY Knicka 20 heat pts20
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 KING SOULJA said
Like this


[pic - click to view]



Actual picture from the movie.
Not what I was expecting

 2 years ago '11        #27
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sh*t is trash

 2 years ago '11        #28
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 Sean Fiero said
the only reason why the first one got some much acclaim was because it was promoted as a real urban legend film. but since we found out it wasnt how in the fu*k could you write 2 more sequels.

of course they gonna be trash. some movies are a one shot and dont need a fu*king continuation
they want that money, all this sh*t is, is a cash grab

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