U have to take an ass whooping from a pair for the quickest $900,000 U ever seen

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I'd be in my right mind to pick...
The pair in A for that quick cheese 4 17.39%
The pair in B for that quick cheese 3 13.04%
The pair in C for that quick cheese 11 47.83%
The pair in D for that quick cheese 2 8.70%
The pair in E for that quick cheese 3 13.04%
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 2 years ago '15        #1
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bourne1978 135 heat pts135
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U have to take an a.ss whooping from a pair for the quickest $900,000 U ever seen
 

 
You have to take an a.ss whooping from your choice of pair of men shown below, for the quickest, guaranteed $900,000 paycheck (a certified check, too) you've ever seen in your life. But you do at least get to try to f!ght back, so that there may be less of a chance you end up with the worst physical damage to your body.

So then the question is: In your right mind, even though you're being temporarily greedy for a quicker cake up in this 'close to a second depression' 2016, which one of these pairs of men do you believe you'll get the less physical damage from?


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Lee (if he were real in 2016) from Enter the Dragon teamed up with

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Frank Dux (if he were real in 2016) from Bloodsport


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B. Lee (if he were real in 2016) from Enter the Dragon teamed up with prime Jet Li


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C. Frank Dux (if he were real in 2016) from Bloodsport teamed up with prime Jackie Chan


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D. Lee (if he were real in 2016) from Enter the Dragon teamed up with prime Jackie Chan


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E. Frank Dux (if he were real in 2016) from Bloodsport teamed up with prime Jet Li
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 2 years ago '15        #2
bourne1978 135 heat pts135 OP
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Now to those believing it isn't even worth it.

Smart ppl know they could possibly increase their chances of even less physical damage, for this quick cash grab, by simply playing knocked out at the right point into it. Surely ppl are more inclined to stop handing you that a.ss whooping once they believe you just got knocked the fu*k out.

All I'm saying is don't be so quick to just pass on a quick $900,000 when there is a such thing as strategies you can use, that could be your game applied effectively.
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 2 years ago '15        #3
bourne1978 135 heat pts135 OP
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I do know that my reasons to my non-picks would be these (read only after you've made your pick, because I wouldn't want to contaminate your choice):

I'd know better than to pick any option with prime Jackie Chan in it. He displays real endurance and a lot of energy, because he re-does stunt scenes till they are aced. Endurance + lots of energy = you are so on brawler status than just f!ghter status. And that is so him with martial arts learned, too.

I'd also know better than to pick any option with Lee, since Bruce Lee that is this character somewhat, f!ghts formless than with form. You can kind of predict someone, blow for blow, if they use form of their learned martial arts rather than the formlessness, or if their martial arts is flat out about keeping with the form (see Frank Dux). Someone whose blows are not predictable will most likely fu*k you the hell up.

With that said, my pick to gain that quick cheese, based on me in my right mind and me in my heart of hearts, is E.
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 2 years ago '09        #4
The CANNON 2 heat pts
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none of these are safe bets...

"Li is a master of several styles of wushu, especially Changquan (Northern Longfist Style) and Fanziquan (Tumbling fist). He has also studied other arts including Baguazhang (Eight trigram palm), Taijiquan (Supreme ultimate fist), Xingyiquan (Shape intent fist), Zuiquan (Drunken fist), Yingzhaoquan (Eagle claw fist) and Tanglangquan (Praying mantis fist). He did not learn Nanquan (Southern fist), because his training focused only in the Northern Shaolin Styles. He has also studied some of wushu's main weapons, such as Sanjiegun (Three section staff), Gun, Dao (Broadsword), Jian (Straight sword) and many more."

This guy could kick my a.ss in 7 styles of just wushu
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 2 years ago '16        #5
Illuminati Bob 161 heat pts161
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Any combination you might die though or be paralyzed from the neck down.
I'll stick to being a bum.
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 2 years ago '14        #6
Christian238 4 heat pts
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900k you say? is this pre or post Obama care?

I'm taking C...and I just MAY get a few punches in on Frank before I'm comatose

Actually it really doesn't matter which option, I'd f!ght ANY of em niccas AND give it my best effort to actually f!ght back...I'm just saying how many punches could I possibly take before I'm knocked out...

I've been knocked out before, it's really not all that bad, u usually wake up when u hit the ground...

Fastest 900K I'd ever make...
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 2 years ago '15        #7
2Cold 435 heat pts435
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What's with you and all these what if scenarios


I'm taking Bruce and jet to kick my a.ss quick and accurate less damage
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 2 years ago '15        #8
Drakehotel 18 heat pts18
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Bruce and Jet whupping my a.ss regardless. I'll take my chance with Jackie and Dux
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 2 years ago '08        #9
Keno 19 heat pts19
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90 seconds you might not be able to p!ss right for the rest of your life
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 2 years ago '15        #10
bourne1978 135 heat pts135 OP
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 Illuminati Bob said:
Any combination you might die though or be paralyzed from the neck down.
I'll stick to being a bum.
You rather have a greater risk of becoming like this
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from riding horses through jumps or playing in the NFL.

Besides, to this date, I haven't heard of anyone f!ghting in UFC becoming paralyzed from the neck down.
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 2 years ago '16        #11
Illuminati Bob 161 heat pts161
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 bourne1978 said:
You rather have a greater risk of becoming like this
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from riding horses through jumps or playing in the NFL.

Besides, to this date, I haven't heard of anyone f!ghting in UFC becoming paralyzed from the neck down.
I don't ride horses or play in the NFL so...
And UFC f!ghters are still trained and in shape.
You talking about walking in to f!ght martial arts masters as a regular Joe.
Them odds increase drastically that you might catch that ultimate L.
Besides money is'nt everything my g. More important things to risk life and limb over......









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 2 years ago '13        #12
jae dub 336 2 heat pts
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Lee and Dux for the quick knockout pay me my money....

Clinch drill the whole f!ght...clinch take 2 of these...rinse repeat....until the knockout blow
 2 years ago '07        #13
Cartel-Clipz 32 heat pts32
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Haven't fought in years and those are the wrong ones to fu*k with
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 2 years ago '06        #14
Kingme 14 heat pts14
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C. Dux & Chan...Easy

Chan is an environmentalist type f!ghter and so am I I know I can take a few punches and kicks from Chan but I also know if I get him one good time it's a wrap

When f!ghting Jackie Chan I'll find some Tylenol to grind up later after dusting up Chans old school a.ss.

I'm gonna throw that crushed up Tylenol in Dux eyes because if Bolo had to f!ght him blind so will I. I like my chances with a blind Dux especially if it's a street f!ght and I can hit him with garbage cans and throw bricks at him
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 2 years ago '15        #15
bourne1978 135 heat pts135 OP
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That quick and unpredicted a.ss whooping part was funny as hell in this video, and it is how a guy like Bruce Lee would fu*k somebody up:

GHETTO KOMBAT X: "CLUB KOTAL" (episode 5)


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 2 years ago '14        #16
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I ain't f!ghting Lee, I don't give a good god damn. I know the difference between real and fake

 bourne1978 said:
You have to take an a.ss whooping from your choice of pair of men shown below, for the quickest, guaranteed $900,000 paycheck (a certified check, too) you've ever seen in your life. But you do at least get to try to f!ght back, so that there may be less of a chance you end up with the worst physical damage to your body.

So then the question is: In your right mind, even though you're being temporarily greedy for a quicker cake up in this 'close to a second depression' 2016, which one of these pairs of men do you believe you'll get the less physical damage from?


A.


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Lee (if he were real in 2016) from Enter the Dragon teamed up with


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Frank Dux (if he were real in 2016) from Bloodsport


OR


B. Lee (if he were real in 2016) from Enter the Dragon teamed up with prime Jet Li


OR


C. Frank Dux (if he were real in 2016) from Bloodsport teamed up with prime Jackie Chan


OR


D. Lee (if he were real in 2016) from Enter the Dragon teamed up with prime Jackie Chan


OR


E. Frank Dux (if he were real in 2016) from Bloodsport teamed up with prime Jet Li
 2 years ago '12        #17
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Gotta pick the two least vicious. Jackie chan would see I can't hang and more than likely take it pretty easy and wouldn't wanna hurt me that bad and frank is easily the weakest of the bunch in terms of f!ght style. All i have to watch for is leg kicks. That man Jackie nasty though it would be my pleasure to not be able to hit this n*gga at all. I'm bigger than all these n*ggas and might actually be able to one hit quit frank if Jackie play around a lil bit
 2 years ago '04        #18
Cutty Olds 7 heat pts
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C.

Give me "Fraud" Dukes and Prime Jackie Chan...Jackie won't destroy me due him being a nice guy ...and I'm not worried about Frank....he'll be to busy arguing with me about the validity of his DD-214!
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 2 years ago '05        #19
QPakaQ 3 heat pts
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I'm taking Lee and Jet Li for two dumbass reasons:

1. I'm 6'2 and weigh twice as much as both of them n*ggas. So my thinking is hand to hand... automatic a.ss whooping... but if I can get them n*ggas in a bear hug than maaaaaybe.... (doubt it)...


2. I've never seen any form of martial arts in person in a street f!ght, so all that movie choreographed bullsh*t f!ghting is make believe until proven otherwise...
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 2 years ago '15        #20
bourne1978 135 heat pts135 OP
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 QPakaQ said:
I'm taking Lee and Jet Li for two dumbass reasons:

1. I'm 6'2 and weigh twice as much as both of them n*ggas. So my thinking is hand to hand... automatic a.ss whooping... but if I can get them n*ggas in a bear hug than maaaaaybe.... (doubt it)...


2. I've never seen any form of martial arts in person in a street f!ght, so all that movie choreographed bullsh*t f!ghting is make believe until proven otherwise...
Not all martial arts is about the form you learn it in.

I, on the other hand, have seen a street f!ght where one of them fought in the form of Tae Kwon Do. I think Tae Kwon Do is a martial arts where you are supposed to keep the form.

It is my impression that some people will learn from a martial arts, and not use the form they learned it in upon getting into a real f!ght or real brawl with someone.

Plus, I myself am yellow belt status in Karate, which I took at age 8, and I been learned that you learn things from it, and are not actually suppose to use the form Karate is being taught through. It isn't one of those martial arts like Tae Kwon Do. You haven't learned then if you actually use the form Karate is taught in. And believe me, you, I was in a lot of real f!ghts, and the one which was more so a brawler, and even if it didn't look like karate from witnessing, it was of what I took from karate. And so I won the majority of f!ghts I got into, because of what I took from Karate. And Bruce Lee was spot on when he famously said "Be like water, my friend." To me, that meant the better martial arts are the ones where you do not f!ght in the very form you learned it in, because you learned things that are more deeper than form through form with these.

If Bruce and Van fought, Bruce would win very likely, since Bruce is with formless rather than form. Van is with form rather than formlessness. Which means Van's blows coming on can be predicted to the point you can either block a lot or dodge a lot from him. When the landing of your hits and combos are not able to be well predicted, you will more likely fu*k up your opponent, especially if they f!ght predictable with form.

Oh, and that guy who used Tae Kwon Do form won. He landed his Tae Kwon Do style kicks on the other guy who was no match, even though he was about the same build and same height.


Last edited by bourne1978; 09-20-2016 at 03:21 PM..
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