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 08-26-2005, 09:10 PM         #201
pimpnpolo2005  OP
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 techboi said
What's The Sickest Punchline You Ever Heard In A Rap Song? I Know Yall Got Somthing. Share Your Thoughts Here!!
In my hood they call me jeezy tha snowman ( ya get it) Jeezy tha snowman.
I'm iced out plus i got snoman (DAMN!!)
-Young Jeezy (Icey)

 08-26-2005, 09:22 PM         #202
WiseWordzSpoken  OP
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These To Are What I THINK Are The GOAT

Street's disciple, my raps are trifle
I shoot slugs from my brain just like a rifle
Stampede the stage, I leave the microphone split
Play Mr. Tuffy while I'm on some Pretty Tone sh*t
Verbal a*sassin, my architect pleases
When I was twelve, I went to hell for snuffin Jesus-Nas

I take seven MCs put 'em in a line / And add seven more brothers who think they can rhyme / Well It'll take seven more before I go for mine / And that's 21 MCs ate up at the same time-Rakim

 08-26-2005, 09:40 PM         #203
guyanesejordan  OP
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:applause: at this thread... 40 Cal is the sh*t.

"Birthdays was the worst days, now we sip champagne when we thirstay" - Biggie

"I don't follow any guidelines, cause too many n*ggas ride mines, so I change styles every 2 rhymes" - Jay Z

"Weezy F. the Reverend, preach about me!" - Lil Wayne

 13 years ago '04        #204
LovinPavan 
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yall getting scared i can tell, cuz imma get bucks like milwaukee, cuz like sam, I cassell.-jadakiss

 13 years ago '05        #205
hmkicks 
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vvvvv down there

 08-27-2005, 02:51 AM         #206
shady_404  OP
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Some nice ones

"n*gga u can move me, i aint goin nowhere/ Im in the hood like bootleg movies" - Jadakiss

" I'll blow ur brain all over the new york times / run back home and open the sports section 2 read ur mind" - 50 cent

" A stalker that walks awkward/ stick figure/ with a d*ck bigger then mark whalberg" - Eminem

 08-27-2005, 03:34 AM         #207
TonyYayoRunsNY  OP
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"The Only Way Im getting blue balls is if the bi*ch is wearing blue sh*t on her lips"

Banks


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 08-27-2005, 10:14 PM         #208
WiseWordzSpoken  OP
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This Is My sh*t Its Not Really That Sick But First Time I Heard It I Was Dying

I pimp hard on a trick, look
fu*k if your leg broke bi*ch, hop up on your good foot-Jay Z

 08-27-2005, 10:29 PM         #209
ThaTrik  OP
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Luda has some pretty sick one liners

 13 years ago '05        #210
504 Killa 
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Reuping My Thread Ya Dig!!!

 01-12-2006, 02:38 PM         #211
YOUNG FAST82  OP
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"im hot now so my meals are home cooked/ i deal with more hos than a chinese phonebook..."
lloyd banks

 13 years ago '06        #212
mr_sharpe 
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You nice wit yours son,and you know it kid
cause i can recite my whole life like jigga did
And I aint even from his block
but we came up the same way...wit the rock(roc)-Jeezy

The block hot like the Got damn oven, my team got weight, we steaks yall chicken mcnuggets-Webbie

I dont wanna polly yall, im in a zone of my own, sorta like Tom Hanks talkin to that volleyball-Jadakiss

I'm a countryboy, therefore i stunt
ya'll some city slickers, we call it country dumb-Lil Wayne(reference to Ray the movie)

 13 years ago '04        #213
TrapBoi 
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"u pregnant im glad it aint mine,
its a fact i was strapped i aint lyin,
doctor said its a lil girl? good now i can get head and pus*y at the same time" - sean jay(field mob)

"i dont blow sh*t outta porportion
ill take u shove ya in ya mamas stomach r*pe her and make her have an abortion" - sean jay(field mob)

 13 years ago '05        #214
marvelous 2 heat pts
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"I buck 80 n*ggas faces will leave with stitches/Havin u look worse then babies born from retarded bi*ches"-Busta Rhymes

 01-12-2006, 04:05 PM         #215
REGULATOR  OP
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No Child Support Bills So
Swallow My Kids Hoe

 13 years ago '04        #216
~G~ 
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Don't know but it was probably Big L or Jay-Z

 13 years ago '05        #217
KingCapo 
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Call Big L for this thread.

"Ask Beavis, I Get nothing Butthead"
My personal fav.

 13 years ago '04        #218
DIGI 116 heat pts116
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"If hip hop is smoke and mirrors then i'm the windex and napkin" - Joe BUdden

"if ya not black then go figure/announced dead in the ER for pronouncing the ER in the word zzzzzz" - Ras Kass

" My gats is fresh squeezed like a glass of OJ" - Ghostface

 13 years ago '05        #219
dnut2005 
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Nelly said in a freestyle "I should move to Bel-Air the way I fill up banks" pretty dope for Nelly

 01-12-2006, 04:40 PM         #220
trice26  OP
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i'm under 21 with a black card" , ha just kidding!

 13 years ago '06        #221
Mrnice 
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"So hear the song and dance while I make these ends,
You never stood half a chance like siamese twins.."

Ludacris

 13 years ago '05        #222
EastBroadway 35 heat pts35
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Jay-Z- Threat

 13 years ago '04        #223
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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Nelly said in a freestyle "I should move to Bel-Air the way I fill up banks" pretty dope for Nelly
*cough*40 Cal*cough

 13 years ago '04        #224
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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"catch me in Vegas, spendin' da green/
i re-up wit mo chips than a vendin' machine"-Ludacris

 13 years ago '04        #225
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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"so i hit him wit a 9 shell/
i take his dough and send him back broke like his spine fell/
so fu*k jail next to Shyne cell/
so i put him in a all white cast like Sienfield/"-40 Cal

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