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 08-20-2005, 02:48 PM         #176
H@rny  OP
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my metaphors are dirty like herpes but harder 2 catch, like a escape tunnel in prison i started from scratch
:applause: Immortal Technique

 08-20-2005, 03:22 PM         #177
Wearin' The 4-5  OP
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"Like short sleeves I bare arm"

 08-20-2005, 03:31 PM         #178
G FaMe  OP
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wat craccin ma n*gga G FaMe in the house halla back you now how we do real talk thats all you need to be a playa keep it real wit boxden they yo family now bullsh*t no homo and now hater sh*t either ma n*gga!!!...:finger:@haters N homo n*gga....

 13 years ago '04        #179
waggdagod 
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"I kick more lines then etcha skething a sneaker"-WAGADAGGER

"I wanted to k*ll the greatest rapper alive then I realized suicide wasn't right"-WAGADAGGER

"I'm triing to live enormous and have more sh*t on lock then prison toilets"-WAGADAGGER

 08-20-2005, 04:23 PM         #180
ROYISWAR  OP
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Haters Be Plottin But Like Physics I See What They Plannin
They Wanna Attack Me In My Sleep So I Sleep With The Cannon


Dre Robinson

Yall Never Heard Of Him Tho

 13 years ago '05        #181
SMG 
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Look how empty ya pockets are
I can tell you never had a hundred grand unless it was a chocolate bar

I move like a rider van
And I can walk thru any gang territory with the same suit as spider man

It's a chick with me that can slob a head
With a looser neck than them dolls with the bobble heads
She do her job in bed
And slide down poles quick enough to change into batman and robin's threads
The word is probly spread, if you hustle and don't wanna end up in a lobby dead
Go and get a job instead

--Fabolous---

You sh*t ain't gone never pop, like ten gold chains
And ya bi*ch keep blowin' on me like nintendo games

--Lloyd Bank$--

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 13 years ago '04        #182
Hollabacc03 
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Some from the diplomats:

All covered in ice
like i was standing in time square on the day after tomorrow - JR Writer

Girls droppin wild for, soon as i step in
and wanna grab on the gators like crocodile dundy - JR Writer

n*ggas think they can call shots
Ya'll ain't got no wins, u lost here like a bald spot
U wont the tupac shakur props
But its like a disease now, cause all ya got is small pox - 40 Cal

40 catch vicks in the halls like cough drops - 40 Cal

Pretty much his whole verse on The Pit off More Than Music Vol 1

 08-20-2005, 06:13 PM         #183
jeromewebby  OP
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"...got enough bread, ask bevis i get nothin but head"

-Big L

 13 years ago '05        #184
yujiro1982 13 heat pts13
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 ps4886 said
like dredlocks, i'm at the top of the rasta.

"i was a rider since bicycles, longer than that, ive been a rider since tricycles."

Like the bones in fat joe's legs, i move crack..


my n*gga
by Papoose the lyrical one

 08-20-2005, 06:45 PM         #185
cdhow  OP
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rappers dont blow up, heads do~MF Doom

to fade me is gonna take more than guts, you need the eye of a tiger, heart of a lion and king kongs nuts~lloyd Banks

you arent half the man that i am, ill throw your gang sign up and then i'll spit on my hand~immortal Technique

my d*ck is like my music, but harder to swallow~immortal Technique

i love pu**y, but never the bi*ch that its attached to~jus allah

your better off rich and guilty than poor and innocent~immortal technique

make you fu*ken slaves like farnsworth bently~jus allah

you speak, too late, yall probably go to them awards and get your a*s wooped by b2k~royce da 5'9''

 13 years ago '04        #186
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"I existed, in the Garden of Eden gettin lifted,
sticking d*ck to Eve b4 she was Adam's mistress."

-canibus

 13 years ago '04        #187
alleversun 
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"Wit many lines, more lines than a million pair of Adidas
More lines than the bible quoted from Jesus
More lines than a African herd of zebras
n*ggaz just ain't fu*kin wit the cannabis sativa"

 13 years ago '05        #188
Xclusive124 
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"The game's too pu**y, I think it needs change
I wanna see the barrel flame til they brains get mushy"

~ StyleS P

 08-22-2005, 12:39 AM         #189
I3Baller  OP
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the boy is sick so move or a germ might touch ya im at the rucker burning the trees up like usher.....

your a store wearing shoes...a walking target....

give your boy the 40 cal or nina
so i stay on my toes like a ballerina

dont make me push yo n*gga out the window
ill have his in the air like the jordan symbol

 13 years ago '05        #190
Xclusive124 
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"I just snatched a Jesus piece off some Christians cause they sounded like idiots,
they went from silver to gold to platinum, After the millenium they'll probably be wearin iridium
They so gased if a bytch sucked they d*ck they'd probably c*m helium."

 13 years ago '04        #191
knightmayor 1 heat pts
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 BlastttOFF said

i dont have an uncle from from Bell-Air, but i Fill Up Banks
(Phillip Banks from Fresh Prince)
I heard a fill up banks one somewhere else too...It didn't go like that...but same concept. I forgot who it was now. damn...now it's gonna bother me figurin out who it was

 08-24-2005, 07:38 PM         #192
papirock  OP
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if its beef/ i wont slide till im deaddin u/ *p swallow ur pride*/........my pride aint edible

Styles P


Last edited by papirock; 08-24-2005 at 07:39 PM..

 13 years ago '05        #193
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 knightmayor said
I heard a fill up banks one somewhere else too...It didn't go like that...but same concept. I forgot who it was now. damn...now it's gonna bother me figurin out who it was
40 cal said that sh*t. i had put it up on pg 3 its one of many punches he got

 08-24-2005, 10:06 PM         #194
techboi  OP
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damn my thread is becomming a classic. Somebody make this a sticky

 08-24-2005, 10:14 PM         #195
Hookz  OP
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Not A Punch..But

"Who's the nicest n*gga you know in the year two triple-oh
Spit turn to icicles in the mid air and slit your throat" - Canibus

 08-24-2005, 11:02 PM         #196
BigMoneyTayTay  OP
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my sig

 08-24-2005, 11:13 PM         #197
Scola929  OP
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All You Scarface n*ggas, It's Sosa Here// ~ Styles P.

Mean while getting adapted, to the fame has be hectic//
But I'm fu*king like I'm tryna take down Chamberlain's record// ~ Fab

 13 years ago '05        #198
beast3636 15 heat pts15
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jail aint never scared me none, fu*k the feds and vice cops too distribution of cocaine is that all yall can come wit dude(Dayton family F.B.I) sh*t always stuck wit me lol

 08-25-2005, 12:47 AM         #199
rzarecta  OP
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Not the sickest but always stuuck out:
"Why put you in a verse when I can put you in a coriner van" - Jada

 08-25-2005, 02:18 AM         #200
hotlyric  OP
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u so shook
u could walk a half a blok
and feel an aftershock

-wordsworth

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