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 13 years ago '04        #141
J. Jones04 
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[QUOTE=DonofDons21]the ice pick will do ya liver harm/ have in the back of the club screamin louder then lil jon

Yea banks k!lled that sh*t


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 08-16-2005, 10:06 PM         #142
Saltine_Escobar  OP
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Famous From Purple Gang...

"In My City n*ggas Will Pop In Your House, Leave You Dead In The Can Till You Skin The Same Color Of Oscar The Grouch"

"You Want Drama Better Hold It In, Cuz n*ggas Leave You Dead In Front Of Your Momma Like Soulja Slim"

"Gimme The Cash Before I Use The Ruger, And Let A Bullet Slide Under Your sh*t Like A Pooper Scooper"

"Purple Gang In This bi*ch, You Better Make Room, Leave Your Brain On The Floor, Why You Think They Make Brooms"

"We Catch Bodies Like Fire f!ghters On Nine Eleven"

"Tell That Chick Better Duck When They Toss The Round, Slug Have Her Stomach Showing Like An Ultrasound"

"Shoot More Holes Thru His Face Than A Jason Mask"

"...And You Better Duck if One Fire, Ill Have You Slumped At Home With A Vest On Like An Umpire"

"We Got The Streets Locked, Only Soldiers You Run With Is A Pair Of Reeboks"

"Lay Down You Sleepin, The Tech To Your Head, Wake You Up With The Toast Like Breakfast In bed"

"Cuz If We Drive By Once And Miss You, We Gonna Double Back, And Pop Your Dumbass More Times Than A Sheet Of Bubble Wrap"


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 08-16-2005, 10:21 PM         #143
Shylock  OP
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Ima Vetertan..And your a Starter..When you see me..I stay witta New Jersey Like Vince Carter !!

Datzz my shytt!
 13 years ago '05        #144
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"And if you go platinum, it;s got nothing to do with luck //
It just means that a million people are stupid as fu*k"

Immortal Technique - Industrial Revolution - Revolutionary Vol. 2
 08-16-2005, 11:30 PM         #145
bliss24  OP
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before he fell off the cliff.. Banks at his best..."yall aint gonna neva pop like ten gold chains,,,.. thats y ya bi*ch blowin on me like nintendo games""" OO MANNNN
 13 years ago '04        #146
ThE_NeW_gUy 4 heat pts
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I'm on some sh*t like a fly tonight
Joey Jihad

u dont want to see reed in the zone I be in ya backyard with wallpaint vests and ammo ak over the shoulder and two berettas Im rambo
Reed Dollaz

I heard everybody tryna hit u like the lottery
Joey Jihad

the ak will spray and its gonna feel like the shower on
Joey Jihad

I grind butter ima dime stuffer nick bagger thats why my pocket stay with cheese like a ritz cracker
KABOOM


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 13 years ago '04        #147
EscoNore 67 heat pts67
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 JDIZZLE said:
One of my favorites is when Jay-Z said...

"I remain ya'll raw, the one, like five divided by four"

sh*t was simple but you kinda had to think about it catch it

nice..
 08-16-2005, 11:51 PM         #148
MR. 3000  OP
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 purtayboi said:
I got more riches than you, fu*k more bi*ches than you
Only thing I havenít got is more, stitches than you
fu*kin punk, you ainít a leader what? nobody followed you
You was never sh*t, your mother shoulda swallowed you

--- BIG L

A-Yo I was gonna say that too that line was sick
 08-16-2005, 11:57 PM         #149
techboi  OP
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 Afekz said:
"And if you go platinum, it;s got nothing to do with luck //
It just means that a million people are stupid as fu*k"

Immortal Technique - Industrial Revolution - Revolutionary Vol. 2
glad 2 see my thread blowin up
 13 years ago '05        #150
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Theres 2 Many Mayne.. But One Of My Favorites Is From Jada

Alot Of n*ggas In The Game Is Cheating Thats Between Them And God Tho . I'm Just Gon Arrange The Meetings
 13 years ago '04        #151
thekid504 7 heat pts
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Talk sh*t The Steel U Gon Tongue Kiss/
Moms Having Dark Days Cuz She Sun-Less/(son-less)

U think u can mess cuz i'm a hood star/
Have u catching bullets from the 4 call me brett frave/


All By Me..............Nice huh
 13 years ago '04        #152
thekid504 7 heat pts
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uppin this
 08-18-2005, 03:18 PM         #153
48601  OP
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picking up you mail is as close as you'll ever come to touching packages
(ME)48601

if you cant save money than n*gga you useless/
the only thing you'll ever be worth is excuses/
-Jadakiss

my d!ck been in more buns then hot-dogs
-cassidy
 08-18-2005, 03:28 PM         #154
kleft  OP
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"da fu*k i care about their misfortune/
got you paying for your words like wheel of fortune/
i'll ride up ya block in a pair of porsches/
roll down the window and clear the porches/"

dude kleft is a monster
 08-18-2005, 04:26 PM         #155
sappy01  OP
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Lots of haters on g-unit but i dont think this is the best there just sick...

"...The game about sales,drugs and rappin//Jada f*** ya punchlines, my shirt went platinum..."- Tony Yayo I Run NY

"...??, we fly on leers(?)//And my rocks look like flashlights in my ears..."

- Tony Yayo I Run NY
 08-19-2005, 11:47 PM         #156
techboi  OP
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Most of yall n*ggaz is like d!cks/ you only get hard when you around yo bi*ch
 08-19-2005, 11:50 PM         #157
techboi  OP
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youz a balla with no game like the new york knicks
 08-20-2005, 12:23 AM         #158
1gor  OP
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I rock hoes yall roc-fellas..
- Nas "Ether"
 08-20-2005, 12:53 AM         #159
True Geniu$  OP
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"ain't gotta look for a girl nowadays
cause almost all these n*ggaz is bi*ches"
- Joe Budden

^real talk
 08-20-2005, 01:39 AM         #160
TX_Country_Boi  OP
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I'm 21, but I got OG ways
And I done been through more whips than African slaves

Keep talkin that hot sh*t and my clip'll propose
We call bullets hangers
The way they just fit through clothes
- D-1

On tracks I'm vicious
untamed and malicious
In they face blowin up like air bags and bubblicious
- Chris Ward

I can't think of anymore right off top...
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