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 13 years ago '04        #151
thekid504 7 heat pts
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Talk sh*t The Steel U Gon Tongue Kiss/
Moms Having Dark Days Cuz She Sun-Less/(son-less)

U think u can mess cuz i'm a hood star/
Have u catching bullets from the 4 call me brett frave/


All By Me..............Nice huh

 13 years ago '04        #152
thekid504 7 heat pts
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uppin this

 08-18-2005, 04:18 PM         #153
48601  OP
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picking up you mail is as close as you'll ever come to touching packages
(ME)48601

if you cant save money than n*gga you useless/
the only thing you'll ever be worth is excuses/
-Jadakiss

my d!ck been in more buns then hot-dogs
-cassidy

 08-18-2005, 04:28 PM         #154
kleft  OP
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"da fu*k i care about their misfortune/
got you paying for your words like wheel of fortune/
i'll ride up ya block in a pair of porsches/
roll down the window and clear the porches/"

dude kleft is a monster

 08-18-2005, 05:26 PM         #155
sappy01  OP
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Lots of haters on g-unit but i dont think this is the best there just sick...

"...The game about sales,drugs and rappin//Jada f*** ya punchlines, my shirt went platinum..."- Tony Yayo I Run NY

"...??, we fly on leers(?)//And my rocks look like flashlights in my ears..."

- Tony Yayo I Run NY

 08-20-2005, 12:47 AM         #156
techboi  OP
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Most of yall n*ggaz is like d!cks/ you only get hard when you around yo bi*ch

 08-20-2005, 12:50 AM         #157
techboi  OP
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youz a balla with no game like the new york knicks

 08-20-2005, 01:23 AM         #158
1gor  OP
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I rock hoes yall roc-fellas..
- Nas "Ether"

 08-20-2005, 01:53 AM         #159
True Geniu$  OP
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"ain't gotta look for a girl nowadays
cause almost all these n*ggaz is bi*ches"
- Joe Budden

^real talk

 08-20-2005, 02:39 AM         #160
TX_Country_Boi  OP
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I'm 21, but I got OG ways
And I done been through more whips than African slaves

Keep talkin that hot sh*t and my clip'll propose
We call bullets hangers
The way they just fit through clothes
- D-1

On tracks I'm vicious
untamed and malicious
In they face blowin up like air bags and bubblicious
- Chris Ward

I can't think of anymore right off top...

 13 years ago '05        #161
MidNiteBlues 33 heat pts33
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"So ahead of my time my parent havent met yet" - Big L
big l own this fu*kin thread bump any of his track n u can post here

 13 years ago '05        #162
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Real canibus lines

While you n*ggas is babbling my lyrics is traveling //
Like a javelin to stab you in the abdomen //

The intellectual athlete accurately rapping so rapidly //
Yet he makes perfect sense mathematically //

The Canibus is an animal, with a mechanical mandible //
Coming to damage you, spitting understandable slang at you //

Rhymes ricochet off the inner walls of my lungs //
And go past the tongue faster than bullets come out of guns //


Whatís the matter with yaíll? Iíll spatter yaíll //
Against the motha fu*king wall with these raw lyrics I catapult

fu*k yaíll, you donít impress me and no one can test me //
An emcee so ill I got A.I.D.S. scared to catch me //

Iím the illest n*gga alive, watch me prove it //
Iíll snatch your crown with your head still attached to it //


Ambushing emcees, jumping out the trees like Vietnamese //
In fatigues, covered with leaves //

 13 years ago '05        #163
CripKiLLa 
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Iíll battle you for the respect, Iíll battle you over a blank-check //
Iíll battle you with a gun to my neck //

A hundred-thousand mile warranty //
Metaphorically, Iíll use a hundred thousand styles and murder you orally
Took a lion on tour with me, made him respect authority //
Smacked him in the head for tryinína roar at me //

 08-20-2005, 10:11 AM         #164
Apostrophe  OP
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"with Jedi Mind and the planetary we bombin this
we stand one step above you like a pharmacists" Vinnie Paz

"I'm like an air-conditioner
I make you lose ya fans" Pap

theres alot of tight A-Team lines too

And heres a few of my own keep in mind I'm not really a punchline rapper

"Diss me? I thought you were smarter
Your Natalie Wood and I flow like water"


"Just witness how many rappers I'm housin'
Scare them so bad they turn whiter then Rose McGowan"





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 08-20-2005, 10:36 AM         #165
Finestmp3z_com  OP
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 techboi said
IF theres more than one bi*ch, sit back n blow me and let em argue over the balls like shaq and kobe
-Lloyd Banks
Yeat that was a hard punchline.I favor canibus old punchlines more though.

"If you number 1, then i must be -2.Basically that means im still better than you."

"I walk the B Lock
with the G Lock
tryin get the D R OP
on the C OPs"

-Both canibus

 08-20-2005, 11:06 AM         #166
zeusXXII  OP
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maybe not the best i've ever heard, but perfect for the response...

jada to 50: king of new york? man you live in connecticut

 13 years ago '05        #167
CripKiLLa 
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all i see wen u throw up ya sings is upside down pu**y// f*ck wit me i leave u upside down pu**y.-- Ghost

Ra, you left him dangling, I canít believe heís trying to grapple again //
I swing him around like Iím dancing with him //
Put his arms in back of his head, and snap them again //
Grabbed his limbs and put him in a figure six, subtracted from ten //

 13 years ago '04        #168
sonofaque86 1 heat pts
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listen young buck i know its evident around here we k!ll yo a.ss over 50 cent-young jeezy

you teenage mutant turtles cuz yo leader is a rat-black wall street

 13 years ago '04        #169
Big B 1 heat pts
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Not the best but I thought it was good

"Yall n*ggas like 14 days, too weak for me" -.40 cal

 13 years ago '05        #170
BlastttOFF 
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my sh*tt:

why do allotta ya'll n*ggaz putting words in my mouth/
cuz i got a glock i named words, so i'll really put my words in your mouth

im a hustler, so im bagging up riches, racking up bi*ches/
im not getting a rebound when i'm grabbing your MRS.

round here we got macs, techs and pocket guns/
my name aint david, but i use that sh*t cuz im robbin sons/
(David Robinson the baller)

i got allotaa kicks like how Jet Li murk g's/
i put two 9's in your back like Wayne Gretzky's Jersey

theres aint no problems with money, cuz pick up Stacks/
i dont have an uncle from from Bell-Air, but i Fill Up Banks
(Phillip Banks from Fresh Prince)



other ones from artists:

if you cross my T, i'll dot your I's
-the game

if you see me in the corner with a 40, it aint gonna be named OE
-FAB

ya'll missing the point like a missed free throw shot
-Jada

 08-20-2005, 02:07 PM         #171
1gor  OP
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 zeusXXII said
maybe not the best i've ever heard, but perfect for the response...
incorrect:
jada to 50: king of new york? man you live in connecticut
correct:

never the king of new york, you live in connecticut....

 13 years ago '05        #172
ilikefattygirlz 1 heat pts
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When I got the lead and I pull it
Dog you can run if you want
you'll be sweating bullets

-JR Writer

I'll sell ice in the winter
I'll sell fire in hell
I'm a hustla baby I'll sell water to a well

-Jigga


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 08-20-2005, 02:22 PM         #173
kleft  OP
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i aint the fresh prince, carlton or philliup banks/
but i make enough cash deposits to fill up banks/
OOoo.. did i just say? i impress myself/
im the god of rap so im about bless myself

chamillionaire is raw with the freestyles..

 13 years ago '04        #174
LilEscobar 1 heat pts
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 Young Chuck D said
"i stay wit the semi like eddie murphy in coming to america"
-paul muthafu*kin cain

THREAD CLOSED.
Fab said that

 08-20-2005, 02:28 PM         #175
kleft  OP
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 Apostrophe said
Iíll convert you, like mp3s
And then Iíll burn you, like blank cdís"

lol.. man i hope this was a freestyle.

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