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 08-16-2005, 05:48 PM         #121
papirock 
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n*gga please/ like short sleeves/ we bear arms - jay-z
 08-16-2005, 05:54 PM         #122
Darko 
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Big L was always on some crazy sh*t

"Aiyyo, you betta flee hobbes, or get your head flown three blocks
L keep rapper’s hearts pumpin like reeboks"

"I'm lookin nuthin like ya poppa
I wouldnt give a chick 10 cent to put cheese on a Whopper
they wanna know why im so fly
a girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye"

"Then they n*ggaz got mad and tried to step to L
But I'm sicker than a n*gga that's in special ed so I suggest
you spread pretzelhead, 'fore I turn your white sweatsuit red"

I'm sure their are a lot more
WORD if you want punchlines go bump 99% of Big L track

Big L = KING OF PUNCHLINES
 11 years ago '05        #123
JaYelL 26 heat pts26
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I'll make the roof hot like I was Rock Master Scott
Your a.ss forgot, so just in case you don't remember me
I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fu*king memory -Eminem
 11 years ago '05        #124
OG T Gutta N|M 6 heat pts
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My hair's like lamb's wool, so fu*k what your friends say
You don't want to get off on the wrong foot like Kunta Kente -Chino XL


I got you shook worse than Muhammad Ali and the Pope holdin hands-Tonedeff
 08-16-2005, 06:00 PM         #125
Yeathree 
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Like, castor oil/ I Castor Troy you/
Change your face or the bullets change all that for you/
... y'all n*ggaz is targets
Y'all garages for bullets, please don't make me park it
in your upper level/valet a couple strays
from the 38 special/n*gga, God bless you
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I'm especially Joe Pesci with a grin/
I will k!ll you, commit suicide, and k!ll you again
- Jay
 08-16-2005, 06:03 PM         #126
papirock 
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my wordz r spokin like a dayton- Chino XL
 11 years ago '05        #127
stanis3k 30 heat pts30
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"I'm too big to give a fu*k what you think, you can suck my d!ck while im pissing"- The Doc :applause:
 08-16-2005, 06:07 PM         #128
papirock 
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even if i stuttered i would still sh-sh-sh*t on u/ soon as i chitta-chatta/ u sh*tta-shatta/ im the kid outta the bronx that'll stomp u to def like it didnt matter/ im even betta than before/ illa metophors/ k!lla's bet it all on PUN cuz one verse....dead em all


more than a punchline but who cares ...STILL one of the illest EVER
 08-16-2005, 06:08 PM         #129
papirock 
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who wanna clash wit the titan/ break em half and make em dash like hyphens..... PUN R.I.P.
 08-16-2005, 06:17 PM         #130
The VeNoM 
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You couldn't reach the top even in a bad game of tetris ~ MC Juice

Ya'll n*gga's Austrlian ya so far beneth me ~ Chino XL

fu*k smoking weed, Im smoking Bob Marleys Ashes ~ Chino XL

My word is bond like James/ n*gga's try to test but they 'week' like seven days ~ Canibus

I got the shot gun like a front seat pasenger ~ Canibus


"I'm like stevie wonder, I can't see a n*gga beating me" Lord Finesse
 08-16-2005, 07:39 PM         #131
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''Toy Story 2, been buzz for lightyears''

''These n*ggas talk and sound the same, like the Stepford Wives''

''Homie wanna trip? I'm a travel agent''

''Words are my weapons
Hope their not over your head like Kangols in 87''

''I always been the same
Forward and back, like Eve's name''

''We live our lives just alittle different
You'll be in the movies too........ripping up fu*king tickets''


Chino XL


Last edited by Freedom Beast; 08-16-2005 at 07:40 PM..
 11 years ago '05        #132
BurninLz 30 heat pts30
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:applause: :applause: to this thread
 11 years ago '05        #133
sappy01 
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 STL-FYNEST314 said:
this is my n*gga 40 cal punches.......


I got DJ's kicking karate
Cuz they throw my wax on and take your wax off like Mr. Miyagi


And ya moms been know
that i chop rocks that make ya fatha cop
like Carl Winslow

Only time I do pull-ups, push-ups and sh*t
Is when I pull up in whips and push up on ya bi*ch

See im a made n*gga
My flow made n*ggas
Come to my house you’ll be just a maid n*gga

You aint been to jail c*cksucker
Only time you seen cell block numbers
Is when you dial *67
And your cell block numbers

You must be takin' bird baths
We can all see you're washed up

I'm too strong for you, you need to go to GNC
You're like 14 days too weak for me

My dough like Fresh Prince uncle,
It could Phill-up Banks

Ca' bend ya muscle, I been through scuffles,
Ill come pop ya hood like theres engine trouble

I'll school you on how to sell the cola
Cuz Diplomat without the T spells diploma


Ya'll n*ggas like 50 minus 2
Just another dude 40 ate

I'm the director
Plating that fella to wet ya
When I say cut, role tape, it aint the movie projector

and my chain like a treasure chest, fresh bathin apes, you aint never fresh you like a bad experation date, im forever makin cake cause my reputation great, while n*ggas sleepin on ya sh*t like its a meditation tape, for celebrations sake, im popin this clowns neck, like college n*ggas fail cause they droppin from cal tec
the bolded ones are hell rell's line

but...one of hell rell's ..."Im still wonderful//I put a tv in the trunk//So when I throw you in it, you feel comfortable..."


Last edited by sappy01; 08-16-2005 at 09:00 PM..
 11 years ago '04        #134
platinum555 
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Okayy, Letz Talk Bout' dis ice DaT im Carryin, aLl dese *KAraTz* Lik im a fu*kiN Vegetarian - lil wayne...foreva goes down as a classic punchline
 08-16-2005, 09:00 PM         #135
techboi 
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"i put green on your head like an oakland raiders cap"
-the game
 11 years ago '04        #136
J. Jones04 
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Slugs have you dieing in yo sleep like reggie white

I'll split yo team like last year when the lakers lost

Both from my mans from the A-team

You come around here with them glocks up, and you'll join reggie miller it will be yo last year puttin shots up- Joe Buddens

Fabolous the only way to I.D. him/ Is in a 5bm, puffin sticky green till my eyes be slim/ Operate with more chips than IBM/ fu*k with me you'll make the news at 5 pm- Fab

An ice pick will do yo liver harm/ have you screamin in the back of the club louder than lil john- LloydBanks

Half of these cats aint real/ cause if you catch them with the mill then its a track meet/ plus i feel like every beef is the same/ now im caught in the beef with game/ his image is the west coast savior musta been the only weapon in hand/ i kno pac is in heaven like Dam. . .- Joe Buddens


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 11 years ago '05        #137
STL-FYNEST314 
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 sappy01 said:
the bolded ones are hell rell's line

but...one of hell rell's ..."Im still wonderful//I put a tv in the trunk//So when I throw you in it, you feel comfortable..."
n*gga them is 40 cal punches....not hell rell.....the first one was in that best out song and the second is from a freestyle on a dvd.........get ya mind right..
 11 years ago '04        #138
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the ice pick will do ya liver harm/ have in the back of the club screamin louder then lil jon

we all know since u was in a class with legos/ud grow up to be soft as mash potatoes

nawh, we aint got no manners as fars as the clipse/ u know how guerillas feel about bannas/so imigane when ever we round as far as bouncin back im like ben wallwace on the rebound
Lloyd Bank$

Some of yall may not like me but I can get you fu*ked up like a long island iced tea

Taj Mahal


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 11 years ago '04        #139
cnice 
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Play 50, get ya story straight/n*ggas'll be fifty minus two, that's another n*gga forty ate//

40 !!!!!
 11 years ago '04        #140
cnice 
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in the game i serve n*ggas like john stockon/wave cap that I use come from my mom stocking//goin against ran, i think thats the wrong option/cuz some say im sick in the head like John Cochran//

RANSOM!
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