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 08-16-2005, 07:03 PM         #126
papirock  OP
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my wordz r spokin like a dayton- Chino XL

 13 years ago '05        #127
stanis3k 32 heat pts32
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"I'm too big to give a fu*k what you think, you can suck my d!ck while im pissing"- The Doc :applause:

 08-16-2005, 07:07 PM         #128
papirock  OP
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even if i stuttered i would still sh-sh-sh*t on u/ soon as i chitta-chatta/ u sh*tta-shatta/ im the kid outta the bronx that'll stomp u to def like it didnt matter/ im even betta than before/ illa metophors/ k!lla's bet it all on PUN cuz one verse....dead em all


more than a punchline but who cares ...STILL one of the illest EVER

 08-16-2005, 07:08 PM         #129
papirock  OP
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who wanna clash wit the titan/ break em half and make em dash like hyphens..... PUN R.I.P.

 08-16-2005, 07:17 PM         #130
The VeNoM  OP
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You couldn't reach the top even in a bad game of tetris ~ MC Juice

Ya'll n*gga's Austrlian ya so far beneth me ~ Chino XL

fu*k smoking weed, Im smoking Bob Marleys Ashes ~ Chino XL

My word is bond like James/ n*gga's try to test but they 'week' like seven days ~ Canibus

I got the shot gun like a front seat pasenger ~ Canibus


"I'm like stevie wonder, I can't see a n*gga beating me" Lord Finesse

 08-16-2005, 08:39 PM         #131
Freedom Beast  OP
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''Toy Story 2, been buzz for lightyears''

''These n*ggas talk and sound the same, like the Stepford Wives''

''Homie wanna trip? I'm a travel agent''

''Words are my weapons
Hope their not over your head like Kangols in 87''

''I always been the same
Forward and back, like Eve's name''

''We live our lives just alittle different
You'll be in the movies too........ripping up fu*king tickets''


Chino XL


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 13 years ago '05        #132
BurninLz 35 heat pts35
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:applause: :applause: to this thread

 08-16-2005, 09:55 PM         #133
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 STL-FYNEST314 said
this is my n*gga 40 cal punches.......


I got DJ's kicking karate
Cuz they throw my wax on and take your wax off like Mr. Miyagi


And ya moms been know
that i chop rocks that make ya fatha cop
like Carl Winslow

Only time I do pull-ups, push-ups and sh*t
Is when I pull up in whips and push up on ya bi*ch

See im a made n*gga
My flow made n*ggas
Come to my house you’ll be just a maid n*gga

You aint been to jail c*cksucker
Only time you seen cell block numbers
Is when you dial *67
And your cell block numbers

You must be takin' bird baths
We can all see you're washed up

I'm too strong for you, you need to go to GNC
You're like 14 days too weak for me

My dough like Fresh Prince uncle,
It could Phill-up Banks

Ca' bend ya muscle, I been through scuffles,
Ill come pop ya hood like theres engine trouble

I'll school you on how to sell the cola
Cuz Diplomat without the T spells diploma


Ya'll n*ggas like 50 minus 2
Just another dude 40 ate

I'm the director
Plating that fella to wet ya
When I say cut, role tape, it aint the movie projector

and my chain like a treasure chest, fresh bathin apes, you aint never fresh you like a bad experation date, im forever makin cake cause my reputation great, while n*ggas sleepin on ya sh*t like its a meditation tape, for celebrations sake, im popin this clowns neck, like college n*ggas fail cause they droppin from cal tec
the bolded ones are hell rell's line

but...one of hell rell's ..."Im still wonderful//I put a tv in the trunk//So when I throw you in it, you feel comfortable..."


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 13 years ago '04        #134
platinum555 
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Okayy, Letz Talk Bout' dis ice DaT im Carryin, aLl dese *KAraTz* Lik im a fu*kiN Vegetarian - lil wayne...foreva goes down as a classic punchline

 08-16-2005, 10:00 PM         #135
techboi  OP
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"i put green on your head like an oakland raiders cap"
-the game

 13 years ago '04        #136
J. Jones04 
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Slugs have you dieing in yo sleep like reggie white

I'll split yo team like last year when the lakers lost

Both from my mans from the A-team

You come around here with them glocks up, and you'll join reggie miller it will be yo last year puttin shots up- Joe Buddens

Fabolous the only way to I.D. him/ Is in a 5bm, puffin sticky green till my eyes be slim/ Operate with more chips than IBM/ fu*k with me you'll make the news at 5 pm- Fab

An ice pick will do yo liver harm/ have you screamin in the back of the club louder than lil john- LloydBanks

Half of these cats aint real/ cause if you catch them with the mill then its a track meet/ plus i feel like every beef is the same/ now im caught in the beef with game/ his image is the west coast savior musta been the only weapon in hand/ i kno pac is in heaven like Dam. . .- Joe Buddens


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 13 years ago '05        #137
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 sappy01 said
the bolded ones are hell rell's line

but...one of hell rell's ..."Im still wonderful//I put a tv in the trunk//So when I throw you in it, you feel comfortable..."
n*gga them is 40 cal punches....not hell rell.....the first one was in that best out song and the second is from a freestyle on a dvd.........get ya mind right..

 13 years ago '04        #138
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the ice pick will do ya liver harm/ have in the back of the club screamin louder then lil jon

we all know since u was in a class with legos/ud grow up to be soft as mash potatoes

nawh, we aint got no manners as fars as the clipse/ u know how guerillas feel about bannas/so imigane when ever we round as far as bouncin back im like ben wallwace on the rebound
Lloyd Bank$

Some of yall may not like me but I can get you fu*ked up like a long island iced tea

Taj Mahal


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 08-16-2005, 10:31 PM         #139
cnice  OP
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Play 50, get ya story straight/n*ggas'll be fifty minus two, that's another n*gga forty ate//

40 !!!!!

 08-16-2005, 10:32 PM         #140
cnice  OP
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in the game i serve n*ggas like john stockon/wave cap that I use come from my mom stocking//goin against ran, i think thats the wrong option/cuz some say im sick in the head like John Cochran//

RANSOM!

 13 years ago '04        #141
J. Jones04 
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[QUOTE=DonofDons21]the ice pick will do ya liver harm/ have in the back of the club screamin louder then lil jon

Yea banks k!lled that sh*t


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 08-16-2005, 11:06 PM         #142
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Famous From Purple Gang...

"In My City n*ggas Will Pop In Your House, Leave You Dead In The Can Till You Skin The Same Color Of Oscar The Grouch"

"You Want Drama Better Hold It In, Cuz n*ggas Leave You Dead In Front Of Your Momma Like Soulja Slim"

"Gimme The Cash Before I Use The Ruger, And Let A Bullet Slide Under Your sh*t Like A Pooper Scooper"

"Purple Gang In This bi*ch, You Better Make Room, Leave Your Brain On The Floor, Why You Think They Make Brooms"

"We Catch Bodies Like Fire f!ghters On Nine Eleven"

"Tell That Chick Better Duck When They Toss The Round, Slug Have Her Stomach Showing Like An Ultrasound"

"Shoot More Holes Thru His Face Than A Jason Mask"

"...And You Better Duck if One Fire, Ill Have You Slumped At Home With A Vest On Like An Umpire"

"We Got The Streets Locked, Only Soldiers You Run With Is A Pair Of Reeboks"

"Lay Down You Sleepin, The Tech To Your Head, Wake You Up With The Toast Like Breakfast In bed"

"Cuz If We Drive By Once And Miss You, We Gonna Double Back, And Pop Your Dumbass More Times Than A Sheet Of Bubble Wrap"


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 08-16-2005, 11:21 PM         #143
Shylock  OP
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Ima Vetertan..And your a Starter..When you see me..I stay witta New Jersey Like Vince Carter !!

Datzz my shytt!

 13 years ago '05        #144
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"And if you go platinum, it;s got nothing to do with luck //
It just means that a million people are stupid as fu*k"

Immortal Technique - Industrial Revolution - Revolutionary Vol. 2

 08-17-2005, 12:30 AM         #145
bliss24  OP
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before he fell off the cliff.. Banks at his best..."yall aint gonna neva pop like ten gold chains,,,.. thats y ya bi*ch blowin on me like nintendo games""" OO MANNNN

 13 years ago '04        #146
ThE_NeW_gUy 4 heat pts
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I'm on some sh*t like a fly tonight
Joey Jihad

u dont want to see reed in the zone I be in ya backyard with wallpaint vests and ammo ak over the shoulder and two berettas Im rambo
Reed Dollaz

I heard everybody tryna hit u like the lottery
Joey Jihad

the ak will spray and its gonna feel like the shower on
Joey Jihad

I grind butter ima dime stuffer nick bagger thats why my pocket stay with cheese like a ritz cracker
KABOOM


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 13 years ago '04        #147
EscoNore 67 heat pts67
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 JDIZZLE said
One of my favorites is when Jay-Z said...

"I remain ya'll raw, the one, like five divided by four"

sh*t was simple but you kinda had to think about it catch it

nice..

 08-17-2005, 12:51 AM         #148
MR. 3000  OP
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 purtayboi said
I got more riches than you, fu*k more bi*ches than you
Only thing I haven’t got is more, stitches than you
fu*kin punk, you ain’t a leader what? nobody followed you
You was never sh*t, your mother shoulda swallowed you

--- BIG L

A-Yo I was gonna say that too that line was sick

 08-17-2005, 12:57 AM         #149
techboi  OP
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 Afekz said
"And if you go platinum, it;s got nothing to do with luck //
It just means that a million people are stupid as fu*k"

Immortal Technique - Industrial Revolution - Revolutionary Vol. 2
glad 2 see my thread blowin up

 13 years ago '05        #150
iice 
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Theres 2 Many Mayne.. But One Of My Favorites Is From Jada

Alot Of n*ggas In The Game Is Cheating Thats Between Them And God Tho . I'm Just Gon Arrange The Meetings

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