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 08-15-2005, 11:24 PM         #101
CIDF  OP
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 PositionOfPower said
Like 5 divided by 4? WTF?

"I'll stick a sock in any n*gga mouth at any market, if he talkin, he a target, walk in his apartment while he drinkin spark until he leakin coughin remy martin, cuz if i flip my [dunno what he says] you have to toss him in the garbage"

More than a punch line, don't matter tho.
wtf?

"like tae bo with a bow tie i'll kick your a.ss with class"

 08-16-2005, 12:11 AM         #102
techboi  OP
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we past real/ you know the kid pack steal/ and ya heat only go off cuz you don't pay the gas bill/ -40 cal


Last edited by techboi; 08-16-2005 at 12:12 AM..

 08-16-2005, 12:12 AM         #103
BlazeUp  OP
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ill drive u to ur death-tination, like i got a lisp or somethin
-phonte, LB

 08-16-2005, 12:20 AM         #104
thaawater  OP
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You can;t see the Guad / Its lyk the Pope goin to a Synagoue - My n*gga Drastic

I pick up more weight then a F - 150 - Me


Kids talkin how they gun clappers /
All fkin birds str8 flappers / - Me



TRY T0 RUN BULLETS WILL FOLLOW /
TAKE IT LYK A BYTCH JUST SWALLOW / - Me


sorry but these are fu*king horrible !

i hope your not serious

 08-16-2005, 12:21 AM         #105
techboi  OP
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yea that sh*ts not even a punchline

 13 years ago '04        #106
SLAYAR 
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when i grab the mic device in front of Christ and start to rip it/
i'll make Jesus turn around and say 'yo pop, this n*gga flipped it'

 08-16-2005, 12:29 AM         #107
M15  OP
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So we can never be a couple hun
fu*k love, all I got for ho's is hard d!ck and bubble gum
- Big L

Yo, fu*k all the glamours and glitz, I plan to get rich
I'm from New York and never was a fan of the Knicks
- Big L

Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head
- Big L

 08-16-2005, 12:35 AM         #108
Young Chuck D  OP
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"i stay wit the semi like eddie murphy in coming to america"
-paul muthafu*kin cain

THREAD CLOSED.


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 13 years ago '05        #109
And1mixtape88 4 heat pts
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Big L was always on some crazy sh*t

"Aiyyo, you betta flee hobbes, or get your head flown three blocks
L keep rapper’s hearts pumpin like reeboks"

"I'm lookin nuthin like ya poppa
I wouldnt give a chick 10 cent to put cheese on a Whopper
they wanna know why im so fly
a girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye"

"Then they n*ggaz got mad and tried to step to L
But I'm sicker than a n*gga that's in special ed so I suggest
you spread pretzelhead, 'fore I turn your white sweatsuit red"

I'm sure their are a lot more

 08-16-2005, 01:53 AM         #110
Freedom Beast  OP
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''You got pu**y on your neck, you wet behind the ears''

''But I'm not in the Mile High Club so I don't give a flying fu*k''

''Obnoxious hot sh*t even during sound check we rock sh*t
Y'all couldn't open up for us if y'all were locksmiths''

Copywrite

 13 years ago '05        #111
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this is my n*gga 40 cal punches.......


I got DJ's kicking karate
Cuz they throw my wax on and take your wax off like Mr. Miyagi

And ya moms been know
that i chop rocks that make ya fatha cop
like Carl Winslow

Only time I do pull-ups, push-ups and sh*t
Is when I pull up in whips and push up on ya bi*ch

See im a made n*gga
My flow made n*ggas
Come to my house you’ll be just a maid n*gga

You aint been to jail c*cksucker
Only time you seen cell block numbers
Is when you dial *67
And your cell block numbers

You must be takin' bird baths
We can all see you're washed up

I'm too strong for you, you need to go to GNC
You're like 14 days too weak for me

My dough like Fresh Prince uncle,
It could Phill-up Banks

Ca' bend ya muscle, I been through scuffles,
Ill come pop ya hood like theres engine trouble

I'll school you on how to sell the cola
Cuz Diplomat without the T spells diploma

Ya'll n*ggas like 50 minus 2
Just another dude 40 ate

I'm the director
Plating that fella to wet ya
When I say cut, role tape, it aint the movie projector

and my chain like a treasure chest, fresh bathin apes, you aint never fresh you like a bad experation date, im forever makin cake cause my reputation great, while n*ggas sleepin on ya sh*t like its a meditation tape, for celebrations sake, im popin this clowns neck, like college n*ggas fail cause they droppin from cal tec

 08-16-2005, 02:58 AM         #112
thaawater  OP
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 STL-FYNEST314 said
this is my n*gga 40 cal punches.......


I got DJ's kicking karate
Cuz they throw my wax on and take your wax off like Mr. Miyagi

And ya moms been know
that i chop rocks that make ya fatha cop
like Carl Winslow

Only time I do pull-ups, push-ups and sh*t
Is when I pull up in whips and push up on ya bi*ch

See im a made n*gga
My flow made n*ggas
Come to my house you’ll be just a maid n*gga

You aint been to jail c*cksucker
Only time you seen cell block numbers
Is when you dial *67
And your cell block numbers

You must be takin' bird baths
We can all see you're washed up

I'm too strong for you, you need to go to GNC
You're like 14 days too weak for me

My dough like Fresh Prince uncle,
It could Phill-up Banks

Ca' bend ya muscle, I been through scuffles,
Ill come pop ya hood like theres engine trouble

I'll school you on how to sell the cola
Cuz Diplomat without the T spells diploma

Ya'll n*ggas like 50 minus 2
Just another dude 40 ate

I'm the director
Plating that fella to wet ya
When I say cut, role tape, it aint the movie projector

and my chain like a treasure chest, fresh bathin apes, you aint never fresh you like a bad experation date, im forever makin cake cause my reputation great, while n*ggas sleepin on ya sh*t like its a meditation tape, for celebrations sake, im popin this clowns neck, like college n*ggas fail cause they droppin from cal tec

close thread


this n*gga 40 cal is so fu*king nasty


all i do is pull the drop out once
and have these birds dropping my boxers like a knock out punch/

ill put you in a all white cast like SEIN-FELD

your full of boloogna like a central booking cop house lunch/

 08-16-2005, 01:38 PM         #113
Arkanjal  OP
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"D.A.'s tryna slander my name...charged me with attemted, disrepecting my aim."

- Sigel

 13 years ago '04        #114
Veno da Don 24 heat pts24
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"But n*gga's don't get the picture till the weapon is drawn" Jay-Z

That is a SUPER METAPHOR!!

 08-16-2005, 06:08 PM         #115
STaRTRaKcLoNe3D  OP
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"Phonte's the man to do it/ ya'll spineless, while my sh*t is timeless like +Jam & Lewis+"
-Phonte

"All in the same rhyme/ I hold down the street, and the birds at the same time/ like +control alt delete+..."
-L.E.G.A.C.Y

"I'm like Fish in 'The Matrix'/ Hopin she's the one that ain't no replacin..."
-Phonte

 13 years ago '05        #116
YARKONE 4 heat pts
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my style is all that and a bag of chips with the chips... fu*k all that sensual sh*t...
keith murray (not sure if its exactly word for word.)

 13 years ago '04        #117
+HydrO+ 22 heat pts22
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i slap ya broad on her cheek & send her home barefooted u massagin her feet, u probarly go down on a freek, u harldly a meat, but we aint mad cos u provin u are what u eat - 40 cal :D

 08-16-2005, 06:35 PM         #118
techboi  OP
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only time you see cell block numbers/ is when you dial *67 and you cell block numbers
-40 cal

 08-16-2005, 06:40 PM         #119
techboi  OP
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Its like of course im back dog/ my chain indorsed by jack frost/ my pants sag cause i floss my a.ss of/

-my n*gga 40 cal

 08-16-2005, 06:44 PM         #120
papirock  OP
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R.I.P. JEWEL SANTEZ (his REAL name) one of the sickest lyracists i ever heard...

Im the Rap vandal/u n*ggaz get the point like the tip of the blade but dont make the cut like the handle....... freestylin in the studio

i bring it back like Kool G Rap/ I'll put Gee's on ur head like a gucci hat.....freestylin in the studio

that n*gga was sick

 08-16-2005, 06:48 PM         #121
papirock  OP
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n*gga please/ like short sleeves/ we bear arms - jay-z

 08-16-2005, 06:54 PM         #122
Darko  OP
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Big L was always on some crazy sh*t

"Aiyyo, you betta flee hobbes, or get your head flown three blocks
L keep rapper’s hearts pumpin like reeboks"

"I'm lookin nuthin like ya poppa
I wouldnt give a chick 10 cent to put cheese on a Whopper
they wanna know why im so fly
a girl ask me for a ring and i put one around her whole eye"

"Then they n*ggaz got mad and tried to step to L
But I'm sicker than a n*gga that's in special ed so I suggest
you spread pretzelhead, 'fore I turn your white sweatsuit red"

I'm sure their are a lot more
WORD if you want punchlines go bump 99% of Big L track

Big L = KING OF PUNCHLINES

 13 years ago '05        #123
JaYelL 31 heat pts31
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I'll make the roof hot like I was Rock Master Scott
Your a.ss forgot, so just in case you don't remember me
I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fu*king memory -Eminem

 13 years ago '05        #124
OG T Gutta N 13 heat pts13
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My hair's like lamb's wool, so fu*k what your friends say
You don't want to get off on the wrong foot like Kunta Kente -Chino XL


I got you shook worse than Muhammad Ali and the Pope holdin hands-Tonedeff

 08-16-2005, 07:00 PM         #125
Yeathree  OP
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Like, castor oil/ I Castor Troy you/
Change your face or the bullets change all that for you/
... y'all n*ggaz is targets
Y'all garages for bullets, please don't make me park it
in your upper level/valet a couple strays
from the 38 special/n*gga, God bless you
........
I'm especially Joe Pesci with a grin/
I will k!ll you, commit suicide, and k!ll you again
- Jay

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