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 08-15-2005, 08:08 PM         #81
DonCorleone386  OP
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theres too many to name but one of my favs is

Just say the word, I'll leave your DNA on the curb
and stick my d!ck in your ear - and fu*k what you heard - Rakim
 08-15-2005, 08:12 PM         #82
JDIZZLE  OP
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One of my favorites is when Jay-Z said...

"I remain ya'll raw, the one, like five divided by four"

sh*t was simple but you kinda had to think about it catch it
 08-15-2005, 08:14 PM         #83
techboi  OP
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The only time you should be rapping is christmas eve

-some dude on 106
 08-15-2005, 08:16 PM         #84
SiK StyLeZ  OP
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my team in the cut n we packin metal things
so we got more foreign shooters the the sacramento kings
-lloyd banks


before n*gga got wack


come over here hoe, come on dont be scared hoe....
all im trynna do is get brain like the scarecrow...
on wizard of oz i dont be lyin... alot of yall need courage like the cowardly lion
-Cass


i'll make u take ya chains off faster the abraham lincoln
-JR Writer




theres too many
 08-15-2005, 08:19 PM         #85
PositionOfPower  OP
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 JDIZZLE said:
One of my favorites is when Jay-Z said...

"I remain ya'll raw, the one, like five divided by four"

sh*t was simple but you kinda had to think about it catch it
Like 5 divided by 4? WTF?

"I'll stick a sock in any n*gga mouth at any market, if he talkin, he a target, walk in his apartment while he drinkin spark until he leakin coughin remy martin, cuz if i flip my [dunno what he says] you have to toss him in the garbage"

More than a punch line, don't matter tho.


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 13 years ago '04        #86
Drug Free|M 11 heat pts11
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i think kanyes whole verse on Brand New was fu*kin sick.
 08-15-2005, 08:33 PM         #87
techboi  OP
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IF theres more than one bi*ch, sit back n blow me and let em argue over the balls like shaq and kobe
-Lloyd Banks
 08-15-2005, 08:38 PM         #88
JDIZZLE  OP
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 PositionOfPower said:
Like 5 divided by 4? WTF?

"I'll stick a sock in any n*gga mouth at any market, if he talkin, he a target, walk in his apartment while he drinkin spark until he leakin coughin remy martin, cuz if i flip my [dunno what he says] you have to toss him in the garbage"

More than a punch line, don't matter tho.
I guess you didn't catch it....It's a math problem... If you divide 5 by 4 you get 1 with a remainder of 1 which is the answer in it's raw form...Hence the line

"I remain ya'll raw, the one, like five divided by four"
 13 years ago '04        #89
purtayboi 1 heat pts
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I got more riches than you, fu*k more bi*ches than you
Only thing I haven’t got is more, stitches than you
fu*kin punk, you ain’t a leader what? nobody followed you
You was never sh*t, your mother shoulda swallowed you

--- BIG L
 13 years ago '04        #90
LordBlanco|M 53 heat pts53
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The word is prolly spead so if you dont want to end up in your lobby dead.. go and get a job instead.

Dont talk sh*t till the stars glow, I'll have n*ggas lean on your whip like a car show.

- Lloyd Banks

Im mad ruff, battling me is like jumping in the river while your handcuffed

- Bloodshed

You was never sh*t, your mother should've swallowed you

- Big L
 08-15-2005, 08:44 PM         #91
loophole  OP
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"Yall prolly look scared/ cause I put actors in boxes like playin Hollywood Squares" - My n*gga Infamy...

"Pass the judge some cake he'll throw the case/ slice you wit the ox let the docs close ya face/ if you done told the jakes thas a bold mistake I hold barrels... Longer than a roll of tape" - My n*gga Random

Funny thing is both is from the same song
 08-15-2005, 08:45 PM         #92
Black Joker  OP
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 JDIZZLE said:
I guess you didn't catch it....It's a math problem... If you divide 5 by 4 you get 1 with a remainder of 1 which is the answer in it's raw form...Hence the line

"I remain ya'll raw, the one, like five divided by four"
jigga spitting sh*t peeps gotta thnk bout
 08-15-2005, 08:48 PM         #93
JDIZZLE  OP
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 Black Joker said:
jigga spitting sh*t peeps gotta thnk bout
Yeah when I first heard that sh*t, I was I know this n*gga didn't take it back to middle school math on they a.ss
 08-15-2005, 09:08 PM         #94
Arkanjal  OP
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You'll end up full of clips like the moon blocking the sun - Immortal Technique
 08-15-2005, 09:12 PM         #95
T.O.N.Y  OP
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 Arkanjal said:
You'll end up full of clips like the moon blocking the sun - Immortal Technique
he actually stole that from Pun
 08-15-2005, 09:27 PM         #96
ps4886  OP
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like dredlocks, i'm at the top of the rasta.

"i was a rider since bicycles, longer than that, ive been a rider since tricycles."

Like the bones in fat joe's legs, i move crack..


my n*gga
 08-15-2005, 09:27 PM         #97
Arkanjal  OP
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^^^sh*t i just heard it, i was lisenin earlier today, and it caught my ear.....

i might have to check out my old pun catalogue.

ill line none the less.
 13 years ago '04        #98
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"everybody play the thug
"till you run up on a n*gga with the shotie for his karats like elmer fudd"
stack bundles
 08-15-2005, 09:30 PM         #99
DLUCKS  OP
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you rolled the dice n brought the beast out like jumanji,
dont be mad ya mamis on my solami, holla bravo like my name was johnny/

-myself in a battle rap.......


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 08-15-2005, 09:38 PM         #100
BlazeDip5et  OP
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You can;t see the Guad / Its lyk the Pope goin to a Synagoue - My n*gga Drastic

I pick up more weight then a F - 150 - Me

Ill put the eagle to ur chest lyk a dipset chain - 40 Kal

Your a bird n*gga so the eagle will hawk you - 40 Kal

Kids talkin how they gun clappers /
All fkin birds str8 flappers / - Me

My weeed fluffy and got red hairs lyk Peggy Bundy - Cassidy

TRY T0 RUN BULLETS WILL FOLLOW /
TAKE IT LYK A BYTCH JUST SWALLOW / - Me
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