the best punchlines u eva heard

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 04-12-2005, 05:30 PM         #61
Shakur195 
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"I snipe MC's like a marksman, heat of a arson
Yet I'll freeze ya' mind like a breeze from the Arctic"
- Cormega "Therapy"
 08-04-2005, 01:25 AM         #62
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Boom doomy..zoomy gloomy you Boomy Foomy??soony doomy yah BOOMY GOONY!!!--Jim Jones..

thats a real Punchlines..

I Don,t Move quick so i never start boostin
thats why my coke gettin lil flips like a rapper from houston
me and my crew gotta spark clips//
put yah face in the toilet see if you could still talk sh*t//
i stay on top wit my crew..thats why my crooks smart//
fuk wit me and i,ll have you unda the sheets like bookmarks//
the beam will space yah//
my stash like staples all we got is "machines and papah"
on the block hot clappin two mags//
watch blood get fashioned on yahh head like hats and durags//
i don,t a team my hawk will blaze yah//
i don,t know so do what yah moms says and don,t talk to strangers// --Me a.k.a Me..=)
 08-04-2005, 01:47 AM         #63
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thsat sh*t big l said

ya mother shoulda swollowed you
 11 years ago '05        #64
benadreal 
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i got this 5 minute freestyle from dipset thats full of them. i usually hate dipset, but this sh*t is crazy. its the only thing i've really liked from them lyrically.

"When I rap it goes to show that Magic Johnson aint the only sick N living"-J.R Writer( I think)

"Ya think i'm spellin IVERSON when the beef all done/cause you'll be on the I.V in the E.R son."-40 Cal or somesh*t fu*k i don't know these peoples names lol.

"I come with more biscuits than a KFC 10 peice"-^same dude

"you couldn't clap and wave your gun if it came witha hand"-^same dude

the whole song of Fall Back with Banks,Fab, and Busta

"I'ma giant in rap its kinda hard for small forwards to guard centers"-lloyd banks
"guns are kinda like tattooes even bow wow got one"-lloyd banks

"if i sled through your area it'll prob. be with those crazy kids from Liberia/who don't think of bids when they airin ya/cause for a peak at ya fridge they'll bury ya"-fab

"I'm on the move like a Ryder Van/and i can walk through any gang territory with the same suit as Spider-Man"-fab

"I'm a winner with my first two, and i'm stuntin til my death/so i want spinners on my hurst too"-fab

"Cause i cut keys like a hardware store"-cassidy

"I don't gotta whip but i got my chicks Z3Key no top/dropped out like a GED"-Cassidy


"all i'm tryin to do is get brain like the scarecrow/on wizzard of oz like i aint lyin/alot of yall need courage like cowardly lion/all this powder i'm buyin i could make a brickroad and my ??? is the size of Swizz's nose"-cassidy

"I'm a grown a.ss man i don't play with kids/i'll ??? the leg and rip you apart like a Mr.Potato head". -cassidy

i'd post more but most of them have already posted. cassidy got alot of punches, all of those are all from the same live hot 97 "freestyle" session thing with Enuff. theres a lot more than that in there, but i just put a few.

heres one from Fab..

"they wanna bury ya/so i travel with Asemi like eddie in Commin to America"-fab from keepin it gangsta remix.


I probably messed up a few of those, but oh well. they're probably isn't actual lyrics anywhere of the Cass thing, and i'm too lazy right now to find the others.


Last edited by benadreal; 08-04-2005 at 02:36 AM..
 11 years ago '05        #65
alkoholyck 2 heat pts
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come hard like seemen on ice - Tyna

I run this town like pop smurf - Tyna

C.O.N i be raising more hands than Hitler - Conpsy

Your so deaf, got u hard of hearing like phone s3x - Conpsy

with your pipe dreams, u soundin like cheech and chong - Conpsy
 11 years ago '04        #66
Mysonne 1 heat pts
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I'm like the 4 seasons when i bust the 4 cause when the fire pin When ta(winter) the spring(spring) son will (summer) fall (fall). papoose- Bloody Wars

Try to do me harm soldier and you'll be in a black bag like grass out the lawnmower.
-Lloyd Banks

Far from broke got enough bread and mad hoes ask beavis i get nuthing butthead.
-Big L
 08-04-2005, 01:11 PM         #67
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for me to expose you,dont take much/
these shots be "amerie",no song but u will get "touch"/
u kno cats spit like they hard on tracks/
my team will bomb out ur streets like the london attacks/
u aint gangsta cuz u seen or touch clip/
battle me,u know yo career already "blew-up/blue up" like u was a "crip"/

-Flozz Aka Me Aka Better Then You
 11 years ago '04        #68
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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like i said yall need to stop postin ya own lyrics cause yall wack. real talk
 11 years ago '05        #69
b_eazy 58 heat pts58
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i aint tryna be a hater, i jus say wut i think
but i seen better punchlines at the prom waitin for drinks
-jin
 08-04-2005, 02:53 PM         #70
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These aren't the best i've heard, but some that I had to rewind a couple times:

I'm like Fish in +The Matrix+/ Hopin she's the one that +ain't no replacin+..."
-Phonte "Ladies Jam"

"Phonte's the man to do it/ Ya'll spineless, while my sh*t is timeless like Jam and Lewis..."
-Phonte "Starvation"

"All in the same rhyme I hold down the street/ And the birds at the same time like +Control Alt Delete+..."
-L.E.G.A.C.Y. "Lou's Tavern"

"You nicer than me? n*gga please/ You could +battle like a samurai+/ And still take an +L in Japanese+"
-Chaundon "The Honorable"

*Notice they're all from Justus League.

Word.
 08-04-2005, 04:26 PM         #71
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"They gassed him, so I had to throw the heat on
Til I left him soundin like Free, "Yo somebody throw a beat on"
Well Imma throw a beat on
Till his f*g**t a.ss got Five Heartbeats left, and he about to lose Leon" -Murda Mook

"You and your crew a bunch of dopes
Ya'll aint touch nobody; only thing ya'll jumped was rope" -Murda Mook

"Goin flood the Island with quaters
Move work from Denver to D.C. like Portis" -Jadakiss

"Now everybody wanna be Pac till they a.ss really get popped and they die on the third day" -Jadakiss

"Lloyd Bank$ took Fab whole style
Like you aint know; only thing missin is his chipped-tooth smile" -Sheek Louch
 11 years ago '05        #72
D-Man0201 2 heat pts
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"We in the '64, air horn blowing at my enemies, bullet proof cap, I aint going out like Kennedy" Lloyd Banks
 11 years ago '05        #73
D-Man0201 2 heat pts
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"Been sonning n*ggas so long, I think I gotta grandson" Big Pun off Banned From TV Song
 11 years ago '04        #74
D. Norman 6 heat pts
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I dont give a fu*k, But if ya know who WARBUX is, then u know homeboy got some of the sickest punchlines, fu*k a signed rapper, a grip of internet rappers come up wit better punchlines every week (none here so dont none ya hold ya breath)
 11 years ago '05        #75
D-Man0201 2 heat pts
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"Even if i studdered i would still sh-sh-sh*t on you!" Big Pun of Johnny Blaze

Aight thats the last one....
 11 years ago '04        #76
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In the game I serve n*ggas like John Stockton/Wave cap that I use come from my mom stocking//Goin against Ran, I think that's the wrong option/cause some say I'm sick in the head like John Cochran//-Ransom A-TEAM
 08-04-2005, 10:04 PM         #77
Clip Clap 
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n i pop ya mom/ wit a glock n palm/ dat ah leave her fu*kin hair red like chaka kan
__hitchcock

dis nucca stay wit a fever cuz of da heat i pack/ n cats always talkin bout dey sittin on dubs/ i slash ya tires n ull really be sittin on dubs
__ant doug

we can bang out nucca/ call me for wat we aint friends n i dont wanna hang out nucca/
go head keep actin shooker/ dont matta cuz clips sitll gon spit like mal n pushs
__ransom

u dink u iced out/ catch u wen da lights out/ rob u for ya jewels n u really b iced out
__jae hood
 08-04-2005, 10:16 PM         #78
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the best dis with punch lines has to be illmatic
 11 years ago '05        #79
JaYelL 26 heat pts26
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i dont care about size/i'll stick the pipe in all of yall/ya boys just mad that he couldnt break my records if he threw my vinyls at the wall

on the real/you aint ill/u just tryin to be sick/only time i fu*k up is when im on my back/and ya girls ridin my d!ck

i kno bloods that got weapons that would even stop the earth/the truth is that they so ruthless that they'd even pop a smurf (poppa smurf)
and i kno crips that run they blocks/for weapons the same things go/they so gully that before santa comes/even he gotta change his clothes


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 08-15-2005, 08:01 PM         #80
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What's The Sickest Punchline You Ever Heard In A Rap Song? I Know Yall Got Somthing. Share Your Thoughts Here!!
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