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 08-04-2005, 10:50 PM         #76
cnice  OP
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In the game I serve n*ggas like John Stockton/Wave cap that I use come from my mom stocking//Goin against Ran, I think that's the wrong option/cause some say I'm sick in the head like John Cochran//-Ransom A-TEAM

 08-04-2005, 11:04 PM         #77
Clip Clap  OP
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n i pop ya mom/ wit a glock n palm/ dat ah leave her fu*kin hair red like chaka kan
__hitchcock

dis nucca stay wit a fever cuz of da heat i pack/ n cats always talkin bout dey sittin on dubs/ i slash ya tires n ull really be sittin on dubs
__ant doug

we can bang out nucca/ call me for wat we aint friends n i dont wanna hang out nucca/
go head keep actin shooker/ dont matta cuz clips sitll gon spit like mal n pushs
__ransom

u dink u iced out/ catch u wen da lights out/ rob u for ya jewels n u really b iced out
__jae hood

 08-04-2005, 11:16 PM         #78
magilla_140  OP
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the best dis with punch lines has to be illmatic

 13 years ago '05        #79
JaYelL 31 heat pts31
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i dont care about size/i'll stick the pipe in all of yall/ya boys just mad that he couldnt break my records if he threw my vinyls at the wall

on the real/you aint ill/u just tryin to be sick/only time i fu*k up is when im on my back/and ya girls ridin my d!ck

i kno bloods that got weapons that would even stop the earth/the truth is that they so ruthless that they'd even pop a smurf (poppa smurf)
and i kno crips that run they blocks/for weapons the same things go/they so gully that before santa comes/even he gotta change his clothes


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 08-15-2005, 09:01 PM         #80
techboi  OP
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What's The Sickest Punchline You Ever Heard In A Rap Song? I Know Yall Got Somthing. Share Your Thoughts Here!!

 08-15-2005, 09:08 PM         #81
DonCorleone386  OP
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theres too many to name but one of my favs is

Just say the word, I'll leave your DNA on the curb
and stick my d!ck in your ear - and fu*k what you heard - Rakim

 08-15-2005, 09:12 PM         #82
JDIZZLE  OP
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One of my favorites is when Jay-Z said...

"I remain ya'll raw, the one, like five divided by four"

sh*t was simple but you kinda had to think about it catch it

 08-15-2005, 09:14 PM         #83
techboi  OP
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The only time you should be rapping is christmas eve

-some dude on 106

 08-15-2005, 09:16 PM         #84
SiK StyLeZ  OP
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my team in the cut n we packin metal things
so we got more foreign shooters the the sacramento kings
-lloyd banks


before n*gga got wack


come over here hoe, come on dont be scared hoe....
all im trynna do is get brain like the scarecrow...
on wizard of oz i dont be lyin... alot of yall need courage like the cowardly lion
-Cass


i'll make u take ya chains off faster the abraham lincoln
-JR Writer




theres too many

 08-15-2005, 09:19 PM         #85
PositionOfPower  OP
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 JDIZZLE said
One of my favorites is when Jay-Z said...

"I remain ya'll raw, the one, like five divided by four"

sh*t was simple but you kinda had to think about it catch it
Like 5 divided by 4? WTF?

"I'll stick a sock in any n*gga mouth at any market, if he talkin, he a target, walk in his apartment while he drinkin spark until he leakin coughin remy martin, cuz if i flip my [dunno what he says] you have to toss him in the garbage"

More than a punch line, don't matter tho.


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 13 years ago '04        #86
Drug Free|M 11 heat pts11
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i think kanyes whole verse on Brand New was fu*kin sick.

 08-15-2005, 09:33 PM         #87
techboi  OP
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IF theres more than one bi*ch, sit back n blow me and let em argue over the balls like shaq and kobe
-Lloyd Banks

 08-15-2005, 09:38 PM         #88
JDIZZLE  OP
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 PositionOfPower said
Like 5 divided by 4? WTF?

"I'll stick a sock in any n*gga mouth at any market, if he talkin, he a target, walk in his apartment while he drinkin spark until he leakin coughin remy martin, cuz if i flip my [dunno what he says] you have to toss him in the garbage"

More than a punch line, don't matter tho.
I guess you didn't catch it....It's a math problem... If you divide 5 by 4 you get 1 with a remainder of 1 which is the answer in it's raw form...Hence the line

"I remain ya'll raw, the one, like five divided by four"

 13 years ago '04        #89
purtayboi 1 heat pts
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I got more riches than you, fu*k more bi*ches than you
Only thing I haven’t got is more, stitches than you
fu*kin punk, you ain’t a leader what? nobody followed you
You was never sh*t, your mother shoulda swallowed you

--- BIG L

 13 years ago '04        #90
LordBlanco|M 53 heat pts53
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The word is prolly spead so if you dont want to end up in your lobby dead.. go and get a job instead.

Dont talk sh*t till the stars glow, I'll have n*ggas lean on your whip like a car show.

- Lloyd Banks

Im mad ruff, battling me is like jumping in the river while your handcuffed

- Bloodshed

You was never sh*t, your mother should've swallowed you

- Big L

 08-15-2005, 09:44 PM         #91
loophole  OP
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"Yall prolly look scared/ cause I put actors in boxes like playin Hollywood Squares" - My n*gga Infamy...

"Pass the judge some cake he'll throw the case/ slice you wit the ox let the docs close ya face/ if you done told the jakes thas a bold mistake I hold barrels... Longer than a roll of tape" - My n*gga Random

Funny thing is both is from the same song

 08-15-2005, 09:45 PM         #92
Black Joker  OP
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 JDIZZLE said
I guess you didn't catch it....It's a math problem... If you divide 5 by 4 you get 1 with a remainder of 1 which is the answer in it's raw form...Hence the line

"I remain ya'll raw, the one, like five divided by four"
jigga spitting sh*t peeps gotta thnk bout

 08-15-2005, 09:48 PM         #93
JDIZZLE  OP
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 Black Joker said
jigga spitting sh*t peeps gotta thnk bout
Yeah when I first heard that sh*t, I was I know this n*gga didn't take it back to middle school math on they a.ss

 08-15-2005, 10:08 PM         #94
Arkanjal  OP
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You'll end up full of clips like the moon blocking the sun - Immortal Technique

 08-15-2005, 10:12 PM         #95
T.O.N.Y  OP
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 Arkanjal said
You'll end up full of clips like the moon blocking the sun - Immortal Technique
he actually stole that from Pun

 08-15-2005, 10:27 PM         #96
ps4886  OP
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like dredlocks, i'm at the top of the rasta.

"i was a rider since bicycles, longer than that, ive been a rider since tricycles."

Like the bones in fat joe's legs, i move crack..


my n*gga

 08-15-2005, 10:27 PM         #97
Arkanjal  OP
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^^^sh*t i just heard it, i was lisenin earlier today, and it caught my ear.....

i might have to check out my old pun catalogue.

ill line none the less.

 13 years ago '04        #98
|-young-| 1 heat pts
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"everybody play the thug
"till you run up on a n*gga with the shotie for his karats like elmer fudd"
stack bundles

 08-15-2005, 10:30 PM         #99
DLUCKS  OP
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you rolled the dice n brought the beast out like jumanji,
dont be mad ya mamis on my solami, holla bravo like my name was johnny/

-myself in a battle rap.......


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 08-15-2005, 10:38 PM         #100
BlazeDip5et  OP
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You can;t see the Guad / Its lyk the Pope goin to a Synagoue - My n*gga Drastic

I pick up more weight then a F - 150 - Me

Ill put the eagle to ur chest lyk a dipset chain - 40 Kal

Your a bird n*gga so the eagle will hawk you - 40 Kal

Kids talkin how they gun clappers /
All fkin birds str8 flappers / - Me

My weeed fluffy and got red hairs lyk Peggy Bundy - Cassidy

TRY T0 RUN BULLETS WILL FOLLOW /
TAKE IT LYK A BYTCH JUST SWALLOW / - Me

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