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 04-11-2005, 03:51 PM         #41
YoungB#1  OP
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I'M k!llIN THESE n*ggaZ ON THAT LYRICAL sh*t/ MAYONAISSE COLOR BENZ, I PUSH MIRACLE WHIPS ~(Kanye West)~

/\ not 2 bad 4 a producer/rapper
 04-11-2005, 05:42 PM         #42
loophole  OP
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"Hes like Jarred, Subways helped him lose the weight" - Budden

and almost every line from the Murda Mook and Jae Millz battle.
 13 years ago '04        #43
Castro Beats 
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"Im On Top Of My Game Like Standing On XBox" - Jae Hood

"Told 'em I Finished School and Started My Own Business,
They Say Oh You Graduated? Nah I decided I was finished" - Kanye School Spirit

"Yea You got a felony but you aint a predicet
Never the King of New York you live in Connecticut" - Jada Checkmate
 04-11-2005, 06:10 PM         #44
HumanCrakk  OP
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EVERY OLD BANKS LINE eg: Dump a whole clip in your man braids/ pussies love nelly he made it look cool to wear bandaids
Either im blind or ashantis sideburns is bigger than mine lol
BIG L : a bi*ch asked for a ring i put 1 around her whole eye
Banks: pennies make dollers and dollars make death threats/ im doin remixes to bulletproof the lex next
Mgruff: Tell you bout ur ho Shes a bi*ch came right between her lips/ u think im frontin shes got a birthmark between her t*ts
Camron: Get wise kid/open ur eyelids cuz that last abortion that was my kid
Banks- I can let the tech pound the ego/ and lock u in the closet with the west nile moscitto
Banks- Even tho my dollers is green/ i rap for the kids to poor to waste eggs on halloween
Thats all for now but lisen to some old banks sh*t and the list just goes on
 13 years ago '05        #45
iheartnas|m 
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I like my girls like summer/ No class.. - NORE
 13 years ago '04        #46
etchasketch 49 heat pts49
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im like a hammer that u hold in ur hand, i make hits - N.O.R.E.
 13 years ago '05        #47
darulersback 
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ludas numba one spot the whole fu*kin song
 04-11-2005, 07:51 PM         #48
s0uThSiDe  OP
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ďStep to this and get shanked up, I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankruptĒ - Big-L

"Always equipped with the vest so donít aim for the bell-ay/cuz I dodge bullets like I play for LA" - Lloyd Banks

"Iíll put you in a social studies book, ícause youíre history" - Big L

"Got a belt full of steel you can call me santa/you better keep your eyes peeled like a fu*kin banana" - Lloyd Banks

"You cursed it, but rehearsed it / I drop unexpectedly like bird sh*t" - Notorious B.I.G.

"Iím undefeated, thatís the stone truth / īCause battling me is like f!ghting a gorilla in a phone booth" - Big L

"Turn your tux red, Iím far from broke, got enough bread / And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nothing "but-head" - Big L

"I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell / I am a hustler baby, Iíll sell water to a well" - Jay-Z

"You ainít a leader, what / nobody followed you / You was never sh*t / Your mother shoulda swallowed you" - Big L

"My kind of beef will fu*k up ya grill and not the kind you put franks on" - Lloyd Banks
 04-11-2005, 08:17 PM         #49
chris20thaman  OP
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 darulersback said:
ludas numba one spot the whole fu*kin song
Are you Serious?????
 13 years ago '05        #50
wettanam 
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fu*k the State Pen/ And I fu*k Hoes in Pen State-Biggie
DAMN
 13 years ago '05        #51
wettanam 
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Don't be mad if the one ur bi*ch sweats is me/ cuz she ain't ur bi*ch if she's havin s3x with me/ c'mon b don't tryna fool us/ i'll leave u with more bumps than a school bus/it's gon take the riot squad to move us/hey u n*gga got gunz but do u bust? /I'm too much,/I'ma tell da truth u suck/muthafu*k classy gimme 2s.luts n a few cups .....- Lloyd Banks on Still Dre freestyle
that track would k!ll any songs on hunger for more
 04-11-2005, 09:06 PM         #52
KedAKAKnowledge  OP
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"Sometimes I'm in Atlanta where they bank head bounce
And you can come, but after you give Banks head, bounce!"

-Lloyd Banks
 04-11-2005, 09:16 PM         #53
DaHansum1  OP
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And yall scared i can tell/ but imma get bucks like milwaukee cuz like sam i ca-ssel......WHOA
 04-12-2005, 02:17 AM         #54
spookdjw  OP
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Dont answer back this is hard sh*t to follow
and you cant spit ni99a so you obviously must swallow , muthafu*ker
Masta Ace
 13 years ago '04        #55
JoeyAvalanche 1 heat pts
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"Yo so behind the times like cool kids on ranches/
cuz Dizzy drop sh*t like birds from tree brenches"

"Im a disease, a sort of STD/
cuz i came to the stage just to burn emcees/

"Like new underwear cuz im fresh and more tighter"

<----- Dizzy aka Joey Avalanche
 13 years ago '04        #56
D1nOnlyMrM@ 43 heat pts43
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She had me on fire
she was hotter den hells kitchen
when i used da bathroom
my number 1's felt different
she was so fine dun up hair
nails right dat was so unfair
she coulda said im on fiya
Sonny i wouldnt even popped raw
movies i wouldnt bought da 5 dolla hot dog
Plus she was pure when i hit it,
I cant afford dis girly my insurance is twisted
I only spoke 2 her once since then
She played dumb, like Joe u da only one i been wit
Rookie i know she new
Wack head she aint practicin the no teeth rule
Besides boo is clueless told her i dont like nappy roots
She said why they move units
Besides what she be smokin
Played the movie widescreen
She gonna tell me half my tv broken
-budden
treat ya girl like if i was kobe
better keep the fire closely
cuz da clip will have u on one leg
like da heismen trophy
Ransom
ima grown man i wont let dudes abuse me
and i think that word friends is used to loosely
we aint best buds cuz i lent u looseys
put one in ya head full,
and if ya feel like jumpin i provide da red bull
Get into some drastic things,
magneto style,
cant hold me into a plastic bing
budden
 13 years ago '04        #57
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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stop postin yall own punchlines cause they ain't that nice
 13 years ago '04        #58
5Deezy 
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 Maie said:
Yall Punkz Iz Basic.
Ya Done Jus Face It
i'll put da metal to ya ' temple ' like MONKS WIT BRACES !

you dont wanna challange me mayne.!
i'll put da ' metal to ya chest ' like " MEDIALLIANS ON CHAINS "!

Matter Of Fact If You f*g**ts Caught REACHING FOR MINE?
i'll leave ya ' top covered in red ' like da PIZZA HUT SIGN

if you f*gGITS CANT HIT ME DUCK!
cuz i'll bring the ' peice thru ya hood ' like a " HIPPIES TRUCK "!

Noc's Not death?Try Me Son If You Worthy
I'll Put Da ' Answer ' To Ya ' Back ' Like An " IVERSON JERSEY "!

noc'll make dem HEATERS CLAP!
$-EyE try to beat us?SPLAT
i'll put da ' shells to ya dome ' like an ADDIAS CAP!

Listen I Stand Wit Pistons.!
Laugh When You Tramps Be Spittin
i'll have ya ' cry after this cut ' like SAMPSON bi*chIN

man ya whole fam can get it.!
when i put da ' hawk to ya dome ' like ATLATA FITTEDS !

-ME.aka Nocturnal Ryhmer!
All These sh*ts sound like cassidy reject lines
 13 years ago '04        #59
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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here some real punchlines:

throw bullets cause yall talkin sh*t that we don't like/
so my trigga finger itchin like mosquito bites/
so these hoes might be a sight on da news/
cause we roll we 40 9's like Rice and his crew/
how u on da block wit weight sayin u gettin da green?/
when da only time u push coke is on a vendin machine/
i smell victory and women are my grand prize/
who be blowin me out like they winnin by a landslide/
get sent up 2 da damn sky by dat glock, cuz/
cause when they see it they stomach bubble up like hot tubs/
i'ma pimp while yall suckas fallin in a love wit a bi*ch/
i'm rollin weed up and it's sticky like rubber cement/
4 all u n*ggas runnin ya lip i got Mags 2 spit/
and i'll put clips on a n*gga like a bag of chips/
he'll do backward flips cause i ain' scared 2 grab gats/
have doctors runnin test on u like lab rats/
yall rap about gats but our shellys blast out 'em/
and they'll split ya face in 2 like Nelly's last album/
u can tell he's a.ssed out talkin bout he spray 'matics/
til he surrounded by flowers layin in a gray casket/
yall pussies is gay f*g**ts/
yall rappin like babies while my flow is so crazy it should be in a stray jacket/
-Young Fab a.k.a Unfu*kWitAble a.k.a Teflon-Don Juan

may not be da best but they damn sho betta than yalls


Last edited by Young Fab; 04-12-2005 at 03:24 PM..
 04-12-2005, 03:25 PM         #60
DeadLy CombO 47  OP
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my favorite ever is the big l line in my sig....
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