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 11 years ago '05        #381
Poloi3eai2 
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"you like a blind man havin s3x you dont know who you fu*kin with"

Danja Mowf ft. Lonnie B - Make it hot
 11 years ago '06        #382
introspekt757 5 heat pts
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^did he really say that b/c i live in VA n' i rap and i swear i made that 1ine up
 11-28-2006, 04:21 PM         #383
MoneyMan90  OP
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I dont care what his people say/ When his whole team f*gs Call his crew
B2Gay

n*ggas coming at me wrong and I ask em why
And they dont have the right answer like Allen I
Then put ya head between ya legs
Kiss ya a.ss goodbye

I can show u how to get a mean stack
Supply you with crack thatll get ya fiends back
So keep talking and get ya team clapped
Gun smoking so much it need a nicotine patch

It aint vitamins when I show em the iron pills
Im a bomb threat you just a lil fire drill

Touch my jewels n*ggas a rather palm a grenade
My gun hold 12 shells like a carton of eggs

Yall know dudes from Harlem get paid
But I aint talking bout money
When I say it cost you a arm and a leg

Cuz in my hood u try to floss fresher than Mannie
Youll be Sweet Vicks like the cough medicine candy

Im forever making cake
Cuz my reputation great
Why n*ggas sleeping on ya sh*t
Like its a meditation tape

-40 Cal
 11 years ago '04        #384
daboahmiz 
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 MoneyMan90 said:
He talk about Tommy Guns and how his shottie burst
Like Martin told Cole I never seen ya Tommy work
-Papoose
this is DEFINITELY 40 cal.... not Papoose.......

40 Cal, Jr Writer, pap & Cassidy are the punchline kings.........

old school fav:
"i thought you was Chinese, the way you duck Sauce"
-Sauce Muthaphuckin' Money
 11 years ago '04        #385
daboahmiz 
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"you see them shells blowin', i'll go to hell knowin'
that i had them eagles sit him down like Terrell Owens"
-Ransom
 11 years ago '04        #386
daboahmiz 
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"have your connect scared to give up keys like you a drunk driver"

-40 cal
 11-28-2006, 05:25 PM         #387
cta052006  OP
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fu*kin punchline rapper..i outta punch yall rappers
 11 years ago '04        #388
daboahmiz 
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"Cassidy b*tch, get the name clear
i'm what these lames fear, got the game scared
i get cane by the square, but sell it by the O
i run thru snow like a reindeer"

-Cassidy
 11 years ago '04        #389
TrapBoi 
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"this a hustler's highway, u in the lowest lane(lois lane) like clark kent"

"im finna take over da scene, i got FAITH like PAC & i think i CAN like a soda machine"

"catch ya slippin while ya flossin 4 hoes, go in ya pockets just like ya mama at home when she washin ya clothes"

"so give it up or ill make the rifle blast ya ribs, wore a mask in public like michael jackson's kids"

"tha hustles hard like my d*ck in the morning"

"like a yeast infected hoochie i got breeeeaaaaddd, ill leave ya like a player traded from chicago to boston when i turn ya white sox reeeaaaddd, so try me and the 45 glock i got pop leeeaaaddd"

"i squeeze like the juice crew to keep this cream, i should get cake and candles when i rhyme cause every verse is a sweet 16"

"smoke aka chevy p that be my brother we da same think da same but he a few tints darker,we been gettin money 2gether since day 1 man we do rap tours(raptors) like we vince carter"

"a diamond in the ruff of course i shine im polished thats why my money gets longer every year like the basketball player's shorts in college"

"fu*k da feds they tryna slow me from servin 'D', my uncle fred said shawn its 23 for a chicken so why u flip the police the bird for free"

"haters i aint concerned wit yall fakes, cause i bring home more baon than kermit the frog dates"

"we bout that dough man the ounces move fast its like these o's got wings like them outkast clothes"

"til i die ill be servin sumthin, forreal man i dam near sleep witta cookie like im earvin johnson"

"im low key u liver than me, but sh*t man im the rap pete rose cause im outta ya league"

"yea the truth hurts but i promise the steal's worse ill battle any rapper breathin, but ya chances of winning is smaller tham 1 of pharrell's shirts"

"so why u wanna hate, get off my d*ck i cant scratch my balls dawg without cuttin u in da face"

"u gotta lil dro, sacks of dust i been hushed and u mad i do it(duet) a lil more(lil mo) fabulous(fabolous)"

"its the city of hustlers we hit the road and run 4 keys,we had vanilla coke way b4 the soda company"


"yeah i was broke but ask me how i escaped that boy, shan had FAITH like Biggie Pac and Bad Boy"

"i dont pretend that im the hardest but im the outkast that k!ller mike like an aquemini artist"

"9 in that a.ss betcha 50 cent unless ya name curtis jackson u aint survivin the blast"

^^^all shawn jay....now fu*k wit it and hate...because if he was an up north n*gga yall would love this sh*t!!!!


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 11 years ago '06        #390
Deesmitty04 
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 Southern_Boi said:
oh sh*t
thats also a 40 cal line not papoose
 11-28-2006, 08:41 PM         #391
serius  OP
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j.r. writer had one like
"my albums like walkin a dog cause you should get fined if you don't pick the sh** up"
it was somethin like that
 11 years ago '04        #392
Music04 
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-One of my guys

police pull me over so the nine bi*ch I dip it/trays both ways folks call me scottie pippen
 11 years ago '04        #393
Big Moon Dawg 
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 HOOD$TAR said:
"I like the way you do that right thurr"
Chingy - Right Thurr
that sh*ts dope fam
 11 years ago '06        #394
Rique 57 heat pts57
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That HOOD$TAR guy is extremely gay no1 should be that obsessed with a femine sounding fake rapper. I swear this guy has to be the real Chingy, cuz he don't have no male fans.
 11 years ago '06        #395
Rique 57 heat pts57
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"I'll spot you and lift the weight right off your shoulder" - Jay-Z

Please don't say this is a J.R. Writer line... Just come up with a logical explination on why they both have the same line.
 11 years ago '06        #396
Chater 
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make my cash stretch longer than giraffe necks - llloyd banks
 11 years ago '06        #397
WarrioR6 
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No more, Big Willie my game has grown prefer you call me William - Jay-z

All I wanna, do is, stroke ya all crazy
My, d*ck game is vicious, insane at bi*ches
Mami keep comin back cause mami came vicious - Jay-z

Y'all ain't ready to workout with the boy
Your flow is brain on drugs
Mines is rap on steroids - Jay-z

Yung'uns ice-grillin me, ohh - you not feelin me?
Fine; it cost you nothin - pay me no mind - Jay-z

Can I live? I told you in ninety-six
that I came to take this sh*t and I did, handle my biz
I scramble like Randall with his
Cunning-ham but the only thing runnin is numbers fam
Jigga held you down six summers; damn, where's the love? - Jay-z

Ha, I ain't passed the bar, but I know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my sh*t. - Jay-z
(This line went over a lot of people's head)
Educate yourself bishes ---->

I remove your roof n*gga let the sun shine in
Thirty-eight waist, enough to put one nine in
Really a thirty-six without the gun I'm thin
but when the gat is tucked, I'm fat as fu*k
Ignorant bastard, I'm takin it back to day one
No kids, but trust me I know how to raise a gun - Jay-z

Alright man, I gotta stop. I could seriously go all day.

Question of the day: Who is my favorite rapper?
 11 years ago '04        #398
mt fuji 17 heat pts17
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"LIFE IS A bi*ch BUT GOD FORBID THAT bi*ch DIVORCE ME/I BE FLOODED WIT ICE SO HELL FIRE CAN'T SCORCH ME"-NaS affirmative action
 11 years ago '05        #399
Wasted|M 26 heat pts26
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 MrW1gg1es said:
I'm the number one hustler of the century, s-s-see me in your dreams
I'm the boss of all bosses, k-k-king of all kings
I'm your favorite rapper's idol, I BEEN had the title!
Call me hot sixteen wit more verses than the Bible...

*Close thread*

who did that?
 11 years ago '05        #400
daliff89 1 heat pts
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^^^thats off that Shareefa song with Ludacris on it.....
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