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 04-07-2005, 04:52 PM         #21
Andre3000  OP
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 slimyellow said:
Ayo What The fu*k/ Im Tryna Get My d!ck Sucked.
THat some real basic sh*t who said that.

Idont remember mine well but itd domething like this
Just because u went platinum dont mean u tuff
It jus mean 1 million n*ggas was dumn as fu*k

I dont know who said it maybe canibus whoever know please tell me
 04-07-2005, 05:14 PM         #22
Shakur195  OP
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"Your fans become mine when we do one jam
I'm like an air conditioner, I make you loose your fans"
- Papoose "You Ain't Nice"
 04-07-2005, 05:15 PM         #23
Shakur195  OP
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 Andre3000 said:
THat some real basic sh*t who said that.

Idont remember mine well but itd domething like this
Just because u went platinum dont mean u tuff
It jus mean 1 million n*ggas was dumn as fu*k

I dont know who said it maybe canibus whoever know please tell me
Yo, I'm pretty sure Immortal Technique said that. Tight line!

EDIT: I just looked it up it goes like this...

"If you go platinum, it's got nothing to do with luck
It just means a million people are stupid as fu*k"


Last edited by Shakur195; 04-07-2005 at 05:17 PM..
 04-07-2005, 05:17 PM         #24
JerseyLegend  OP
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ahhh yes....the a-team, suprised also nobody spoke bout them....

'i'm in the lab again, but it dont meen i cant give u 16 without a pad and pen/
i might blast u, ask a friend/
and i dont work for white castle, but i serve sacks of 10" - Hitchcock

"when theres beef, i roll with 4 burners like the top of the stove/
partna, i truly obsured, when it comes to moving these birds/
i get it juming like julius irv" - Ransom

i'm too lazy to post some more, maybe later...i gotta study for my test
 04-07-2005, 05:36 PM         #25
fred777  OP
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kick lines only god can produce, im so sick i spit rhymes with a doctors excuse..n*ggas praise me like imma be lord, cause im on top of my game like having s3x with a monopoly board


Last edited by fred777; 04-07-2005 at 05:39 PM..
 04-07-2005, 05:36 PM         #26
youngtreez  OP
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if you shoot and get buck,you'll get yo a.ss jumped/
the only trigger you touched was on a gas pump

i got my own personal slave,she stay down to hurt you/
cook and clean for the kid like celie in color purple

anyone who step in my ring is brave/
i dont know a thing about hairstylin but i can make a finger wave

everyday i got a new bi*ch/
and when im done wit her it'll look like she dived head first into cool whip

i gotta keeps bucks on the waist/
i'm hungry like the south african with flies stuck to his face

-Lloyd Banks
 13 years ago '04        #27
thehawk33 2 heat pts
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Seven birds, make 'em swerve 'til their vision is blurred
Turn cats that suped from superb to nerds
Just say the word, I'll leave your DNA on the curb
And stick my d!ck in your ear and fu*k what you heard

Rakim
 04-08-2005, 07:17 AM         #28
TheKidHypno  OP
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 MC_Bingo said:
Think this is what your looking for:

You know nuttin about L, so don't doubt L
What's this motherfu*kin rap game without L?
Yo, that's like jewels without ice
That's like china without rice
or the Holy Bible without Christ
or the Bulls without Mike
or crackheads without pipes
The Village without dykes
or hockey games without f!ghts
Don't touch the mic if you unable to spit
Flamboyant is the label I'm with, motherfu*ker - Big L, The Big Picture (Intro)
hell yeah....Big L was the truth....R.I.P.

I spit hard like mike tyson when he striped, true champ like mike jordan im precise, take shots like mike bibby do all night, badder than michael jackson before he fu*ked up his life, analyze the comparisons and all of the likes, tell the facts like michael strong always right, i got the characteristics of 5 elite mikes, so it's impossible for me to get 3 mics-Papoose

I wont catch all of my enemies when i come for war, the enemies run imma catch some of yall, im like the 4 seasons when i bust the 4, Cuz when the firein pen went into(Winter) the spring some'll(summer) fall
 04-08-2005, 08:43 AM         #29
raymojatatu  OP
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"Mind as well turn yo name to Sorayen, 'cause it's a wrap!!" G-Dep/Special delivery(funny!)

"Voodoo/I can do what you, easy/Believe me/Frontin' n*ggas give me hebegeebees."
Lauryn/Ready or not (went back!!)

"I'm the only cat in hip hop/That can go to a thriftshop/And roll through the 'hood and get props." Common/Gotta right to feel high
 13 years ago '05        #30
Maie 
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Ya Shiit Aint Never Gon ' Pop ' Like " TEN GOLD CHAINS "/
Dats Why Ya Girl ' Blowing On Me ' Like " NINTENDO GAMES "!//

I Aint Suprised Most THese Hoes Been Da Same Since School.!
doing More Bending Over Then A GAME A POOL ! LMAO !

Pops Said HandCuffin A Hoes A Sin!
I Came Straight Out The GUTTER like a BOWLING PIN.!

What i Gotta Jet For?
i Shud Start Up A Busness Cuz I Get Rid Of More BIRDS THEN A PET STORE.!

- Llyod Banks


Cass'll Blast When Da Beef Iz on
I walk wit da 'shells' but i aint got no ADDIAS ON !

I GOT DA GLOCKS IN DA HOLSTER
dem hollows iz like EGO WAFFLES the way the POPPING OUT DA TOASTER!


-Cass

Yall Punkz Iz Basic.
Ya Done Jus Face It
i'll put da metal to ya ' temple ' like MONKS WIT BRACES !

you dont wanna challange me mayne.!
i'll put da ' metal to ya chest ' like " MEDIALLIANS ON CHAINS "!

Matter Of Fact If You f*g**ts Caught REACHING FOR MINE?
i'll leave ya ' top covered in red ' like da PIZZA HUT SIGN

if you f*gGITS CANT HIT ME DUCK!
cuz i'll bring the ' peice thru ya hood ' like a " HIPPIES TRUCK "!

Noc's Not death?Try Me Son If You Worthy
I'll Put Da ' Answer ' To Ya ' Back ' Like An " IVERSON JERSEY "!

noc'll make dem HEATERS CLAP!
$-EyE try to beat us?SPLAT
i'll put da ' shells to ya dome ' like an ADDIAS CAP!

Listen I Stand Wit Pistons.!
Laugh When You Tramps Be Spittin
i'll have ya ' cry after this cut ' like SAMPSON bi*chIN

man ya whole fam can get it.!
when i put da ' hawk to ya dome ' like ATLATA FITTEDS !

-ME.aka Nocturnal Ryhmer!
 04-11-2005, 06:54 AM         #31
Nameless  OP
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That Yayo Line

something like;

you couldnt son me if my father helped you.
 13 years ago '04        #32
D1nOnlyMrM@ 44 heat pts44
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i like report card chests
c;s d's and f's

Good pu**y make da balls buss
but std's make good wood into raw sawdust.

no nuccas own us
we a step up like a platinum gold dust

im raps massiah
who watches the cats in my litter
cuz just like mariah
a bi*ch turn crazy after glitter
-D1nOnlyMrM@
those are just some
from my mixtape
 04-11-2005, 10:29 AM         #33
J_Rey  OP
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"the president is a bush and the vice presidents a dicc so i knew there was gonna be alot of fukkin in the white house"-talib kweli
 04-11-2005, 10:46 AM         #34
g-uled  OP
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" I don't kno how y'all n*ggaz chill / You're like pre-paid phones you havn't got a bill " LOADED LUX
 13 years ago '04        #35
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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" I don't kno how y'all n*ggaz chill / You're like pre-paid phones you havn't got a bill " LOADED LUX
the line is
"i don't kno how he chill/this n*gga's pockets is like pre-paid cell phones, this n*gga ain't got a bill/
 13 years ago '04        #36
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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Yall Punkz Iz Basic.
Ya Done Jus Face It
i'll put da metal to ya ' temple ' like MONKS WIT BRACES !

you dont wanna challange me mayne.!
i'll put da ' metal to ya chest ' like " MEDIALLIANS ON CHAINS "!

Matter Of Fact If You f*g**ts Caught REACHING FOR MINE?
i'll leave ya ' top covered in red ' like da PIZZA HUT SIGN

if you f*gGITS CANT HIT ME DUCK!
cuz i'll bring the ' peice thru ya hood ' like a " HIPPIES TRUCK "!

Noc's Not death?Try Me Son If You Worthy
I'll Put Da ' Answer ' To Ya ' Back ' Like An " IVERSON JERSEY "!

noc'll make dem HEATERS CLAP!
$-EyE try to beat us?SPLAT
i'll put da ' shells to ya dome ' like an ADDIAS CAP!

Listen I Stand Wit Pistons.!
Laugh When You Tramps Be Spittin
i'll have ya ' cry after this cut ' like SAMPSON bi*chIN

man ya whole fam can get it.!
when i put da ' hawk to ya dome ' like ATLATA FITTEDS !

-ME.aka Nocturnal Ryhmer!
don't wanna be cruel but them sh*ts is lame. but keep tryin
 04-11-2005, 03:11 PM         #37
ThatNextNigga  OP
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"I got the Black Gun, So Let Me Jack Son(Jackson) like Michael"
- Papoose "In The Hood"

"These n*ggas talkin like they can't get smacked up, Ask McDonalds they ain't got enough mustard to catch up (Ketchup)"
- Red Blood "Money Squad Soldier"

"Homie get the fu*k back, because ya rhymes is recycle/I owe you when I flow the kid words touch you like Michael"
- Toothpik "Money Squad Soldier"

"Only Camera you flash is a Cannon, So you know what I'm thinkin"
- The A-Team "When You Hear That Freestyle"

"When I spit it's like a rod on a fish, I got these n*ggas hooked on me"
Red Blood - Freestyle at Lunchtime

"Homie you don't wanna feel the Guage cuz it'll have ya click Face/Off like Nicolas Cage"
- Big Easy "The World We Livin' In"

"I met ya girl on accident, but I still had to smash"
- Murda Keys "Freestyle at Lunchtime"

Get With Them Money Squad n*ggas. WHEN I fu*kIN TELL YOU THEY THEM NEXT n*ggaS. THEY THEM NEXT n*ggaS.
 13 years ago '04        #38
etchasketch 57 heat pts57
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"i got this sh*t on lock its like i need laxatives" - Cassidy
 13 years ago '04        #39
etchasketch 57 heat pts57
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"i be sonnin n*ggas like my flow got kids" - i think Grafh
 04-11-2005, 03:40 PM         #40
JamesCon187  OP
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