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 04-07-2005, 06:36 PM         #26
youngtreez  OP
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if you shoot and get buck,you'll get yo a*s jumped/
the only trigger you touched was on a gas pump

i got my own personal slave,she stay down to hurt you/
cook and clean for the kid like celie in color purple

anyone who step in my ring is brave/
i dont know a thing about hairstylin but i can make a finger wave

everyday i got a new bi*ch/
and when im done wit her it'll look like she dived head first into cool whip

i gotta keeps bucks on the waist/
i'm hungry like the south african with flies stuck to his face

-Lloyd Banks

 14 years ago '04        #27
thehawk33 2 heat pts
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Seven birds, make 'em swerve 'til their vision is blurred
Turn cats that suped from superb to nerds
Just say the word, I'll leave your DNA on the curb
And stick my d*ck in your ear and fu*k what you heard

Rakim

 04-08-2005, 08:17 AM         #28
TheKidHypno  OP
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 MC_Bingo said
Think this is what your looking for:

You know nuttin about L, so don't doubt L
What's this motherfu*kin rap game without L?
Yo, that's like jewels without ice
That's like china without rice
or the Holy Bible without Christ
or the Bulls without Mike
or crackheads without pipes
The Village without dykes
or hockey games without f*ghts
Don't touch the mic if you unable to spit
Flamboyant is the label I'm with, motherfu*ker - Big L, The Big Picture (Intro)
hell yeah....Big L was the truth....R.I.P.

I spit hard like mike tyson when he striped, true champ like mike jordan im precise, take shots like mike bibby do all night, badder than michael jackson before he fu*ked up his life, analyze the comparisons and all of the likes, tell the facts like michael strong always right, i got the characteristics of 5 elite mikes, so it's impossible for me to get 3 mics-Papoose

I wont catch all of my enemies when i come for war, the enemies run imma catch some of yall, im like the 4 seasons when i bust the 4, Cuz when the firein pen went into(Winter) the spring some'll(summer) fall

 04-08-2005, 09:43 AM         #29
raymojatatu  OP
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"Mind as well turn yo name to Sorayen, 'cause it's a wrap!!" G-Dep/Special delivery(funny!)

"Voodoo/I can do what you, easy/Believe me/Frontin' n*ggas give me hebegeebees."
Lauryn/Ready or not (went back!!)

"I'm the only cat in hip hop/That can go to a thriftshop/And roll through the 'hood and get props." Common/Gotta right to feel high

 14 years ago '05        #30
Maie 
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Ya Shiit Aint Never Gon ' Pop ' Like " TEN GOLD CHAINS "/
Dats Why Ya Girl ' Blowing On Me ' Like " NINTENDO GAMES "!//

I Aint Suprised Most THese Hoes Been Da Same Since School.!
doing More Bending Over Then A GAME A POOL ! LMAO !

Pops Said HandCuffin A Hoes A Sin!
I Came Straight Out The GUTTER like a BOWLING PIN.!

What i Gotta Jet For?
i Shud Start Up A Busness Cuz I Get Rid Of More BIRDS THEN A PET STORE.!

- Llyod Banks


Cass'll Blast When Da Beef Iz on
I walk wit da 'shells' but i aint got no ADDIAS ON !

I GOT DA GLOCKS IN DA HOLSTER
dem hollows iz like EGO WAFFLES the way the POPPING OUT DA TOASTER!


-Cass

Yall Punkz Iz Basic.
Ya Done Jus Face It
i'll put da metal to ya ' temple ' like MONKS WIT BRACES !

you dont wanna challange me mayne.!
i'll put da ' metal to ya chest ' like " MEDIALLIANS ON CHAINS "!

Matter Of Fact If You f*g**ts Caught REACHING FOR MINE?
i'll leave ya ' top covered in red ' like da PIZZA HUT SIGN

if you f*gGITS CANT HIT ME DUCK!
cuz i'll bring the ' peice thru ya hood ' like a " HIPPIES TRUCK "!

Noc's Not death?Try Me Son If You Worthy
I'll Put Da ' Answer ' To Ya ' Back ' Like An " IVERSON JERSEY "!

noc'll make dem HEATERS CLAP!
$-EyE try to beat us?SPLAT
i'll put da ' shells to ya dome ' like an ADDIAS CAP!

Listen I Stand Wit Pistons.!
Laugh When You Tramps Be Spittin
i'll have ya ' cry after this cut ' like SAMPSON bi*chIN

man ya whole fam can get it.!
when i put da ' hawk to ya dome ' like ATLATA FITTEDS !

-ME.aka Nocturnal Ryhmer!

 04-11-2005, 07:54 AM         #31
Nameless  OP
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That Yayo Line

something like;

you couldnt son me if my father helped you.

 14 years ago '04        #32
D1nOnlyMrM@ 46 heat pts46
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i like report card chests
c;s d's and f's

Good pu**y make da balls buss
but std's make good wood into raw sawdust.

no nuccas own us
we a step up like a platinum gold dust

im raps massiah
who watches the cats in my litter
cuz just like mariah
a bi*ch turn crazy after glitter
-D1nOnlyMrM@
those are just some
from my mixtape

 04-11-2005, 11:29 AM         #33
J_Rey  OP
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"the president is a bush and the vice presidents a dicc so i knew there was gonna be alot of fukkin in the white house"-talib kweli

 04-11-2005, 11:46 AM         #34
g-uled  OP
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" I don't kno how y'all n*ggaz chill / You're like pre-paid phones you havn't got a bill " LOADED LUX

 14 years ago '04        #35
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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" I don't kno how y'all n*ggaz chill / You're like pre-paid phones you havn't got a bill " LOADED LUX
the line is
"i don't kno how he chill/this n*gga's pockets is like pre-paid cell phones, this n*gga ain't got a bill/

 14 years ago '04        #36
Young Fab 1 heat pts
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Yall Punkz Iz Basic.
Ya Done Jus Face It
i'll put da metal to ya ' temple ' like MONKS WIT BRACES !

you dont wanna challange me mayne.!
i'll put da ' metal to ya chest ' like " MEDIALLIANS ON CHAINS "!

Matter Of Fact If You f*g**ts Caught REACHING FOR MINE?
i'll leave ya ' top covered in red ' like da PIZZA HUT SIGN

if you f*gGITS CANT HIT ME DUCK!
cuz i'll bring the ' peice thru ya hood ' like a " HIPPIES TRUCK "!

Noc's Not death?Try Me Son If You Worthy
I'll Put Da ' Answer ' To Ya ' Back ' Like An " IVERSON JERSEY "!

noc'll make dem HEATERS CLAP!
$-EyE try to beat us?SPLAT
i'll put da ' shells to ya dome ' like an ADDIAS CAP!

Listen I Stand Wit Pistons.!
Laugh When You Tramps Be Spittin
i'll have ya ' cry after this cut ' like SAMPSON bi*chIN

man ya whole fam can get it.!
when i put da ' hawk to ya dome ' like ATLATA FITTEDS !

-ME.aka Nocturnal Ryhmer!
don't wanna be cruel but them sh*ts is lame. but keep tryin

 04-11-2005, 04:11 PM         #37
ThatNextNigga  OP
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"I got the Black Gun, So Let Me Jack Son(Jackson) like Michael"
- Papoose "In The Hood"

"These n*ggas talkin like they can't get smacked up, Ask McDonalds they ain't got enough mustard to catch up (Ketchup)"
- Red Blood "Money Squad Soldier"

"Homie get the fu*k back, because ya rhymes is recycle/I owe you when I flow the kid words touch you like Michael"
- Toothpik "Money Squad Soldier"

"Only Camera you flash is a Cannon, So you know what I'm thinkin"
- The A-Team "When You Hear That Freestyle"

"When I spit it's like a rod on a fish, I got these n*ggas hooked on me"
Red Blood - Freestyle at Lunchtime

"Homie you don't wanna feel the Guage cuz it'll have ya click Face/Off like Nicolas Cage"
- Big Easy "The World We Livin' In"

"I met ya girl on accident, but I still had to smash"
- Murda Keys "Freestyle at Lunchtime"

Get With Them Money Squad n*ggas. WHEN I fu*kIN TELL YOU THEY THEM NEXT n*ggaS. THEY THEM NEXT n*ggaS.

 14 years ago '04        #38
etchasketch 58 heat pts58
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"i got this sh*t on lock its like i need laxatives" - Cassidy

 14 years ago '04        #39
etchasketch 58 heat pts58
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"i be sonnin n*ggas like my flow got kids" - i think Grafh

 04-11-2005, 04:40 PM         #40
JamesCon187  OP
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peep the sig

 04-11-2005, 04:51 PM         #41
YoungB#1  OP
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I'M k*llIN THESE n*ggaZ ON THAT LYRICAL sh*t/ MAYONAISSE COLOR BENZ, I PUSH MIRACLE WHIPS ~(Kanye West)~

/\ not 2 bad 4 a producer/rapper

 04-11-2005, 06:42 PM         #42
loophole  OP
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"Hes like Jarred, Subways helped him lose the weight" - Budden

and almost every line from the Murda Mook and Jae Millz battle.

 14 years ago '04        #43
Castro Beats 
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"Im On Top Of My Game Like Standing On XBox" - Jae Hood

"Told 'em I Finished School and Started My Own Business,
They Say Oh You Graduated? Nah I decided I was finished" - Kanye School Spirit

"Yea You got a felony but you aint a predicet
Never the King of New York you live in Connecticut" - Jada Checkmate

 04-11-2005, 07:10 PM         #44
HumanCrakk  OP
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EVERY OLD BANKS LINE eg: Dump a whole clip in your man braids/ pussies love nelly he made it look cool to wear bandaids
Either im blind or ashantis sideburns is bigger than mine lol
BIG L : a bi*ch asked for a ring i put 1 around her whole eye
Banks: pennies make dollers and dollars make death threats/ im doin remixes to bulletproof the lex next
Mgruff: Tell you bout ur ho Shes a bi*ch came right between her lips/ u think im frontin shes got a birthmark between her t*ts
Camron: Get wise kid/open ur eyelids cuz that last abortion that was my kid
Banks- I can let the tech pound the ego/ and lock u in the closet with the west nile moscitto
Banks- Even tho my dollers is green/ i rap for the kids to poor to waste eggs on halloween
Thats all for now but lisen to some old banks sh*t and the list just goes on

 14 years ago '05        #45
iheartnas|m 
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I like my girls like summer/ No class.. - NORE

 14 years ago '04        #46
etchasketch 58 heat pts58
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im like a hammer that u hold in ur hand, i make hits - N.O.R.E.

 14 years ago '05        #47
darulersback 
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ludas numba one spot the whole fu*kin song

 04-11-2005, 08:51 PM         #48
s0uThSiDe  OP
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ďStep to this and get shanked up, I knocked out so many teeth the tooth fairy went bankruptĒ - Big-L

"Always equipped with the vest so donít aim for the bell-ay/cuz I dodge bullets like I play for LA" - Lloyd Banks

"Iíll put you in a social studies book, ícause youíre history" - Big L

"Got a belt full of steel you can call me santa/you better keep your eyes peeled like a fu*kin banana" - Lloyd Banks

"You cursed it, but rehearsed it / I drop unexpectedly like bird sh*t" - Notorious B.I.G.

"Iím undefeated, thatís the stone truth / īCause battling me is like f*ghting a gorilla in a phone booth" - Big L

"Turn your tux red, Iím far from broke, got enough bread / And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nothing "but-head" - Big L

"I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell / I am a hustler baby, Iíll sell water to a well" - Jay-Z

"You ainít a leader, what / nobody followed you / You was never sh*t / Your mother shoulda swallowed you" - Big L

"My kind of beef will fu*k up ya grill and not the kind you put franks on" - Lloyd Banks

 04-11-2005, 09:17 PM         #49
chris20thaman  OP
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 darulersback said
ludas numba one spot the whole fu*kin song
Are you Serious?????

 14 years ago '05        #50
wettanam 
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fu*k the State Pen/ And I fu*k Hoes in Pen State-Biggie
DAMN

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