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 11-28-2006, 10:38 AM         #361
The Botosai  OP
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 daliff89 said:
'i roll deeper than the Cartwrights on Bonanza'

^^not really GREAT, but random as fu*k......first Canibus line i heard that made me go 'oh sh*t. how the fu*k did he think to reference that?'.....the line that made me want to listen to Canibus more.....

'they're not Super or Luigi or Mario, ain't found that power/ plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower'
'you ain't movin' white you lyin' dog/ thats a neverending story, without the white, flying dog'

- Joe Budden -

....redic
 12 years ago '05        #362
awdyo1 1 heat pts
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 SK Ruination said:
Your flow Candle Light/
I got the UNDERGROUND LOCKED like a TRANSIT STRIKE/ - 40 cal.

I'll put you in all white cast like seinfeld/ - 40 cal.


n*ggas either sound like Jay or sound like Flea (Nas)/
either sound like Jada or sound like P (Styles)/
either sound like 50 or sound like Deep (Mobb)/
But when I get on they try to sound like me/ - 40 Cal.

^That line is crazy and so true...just be yourself
Flea refers to Cam, not Nas.
 12 years ago '05        #363
daliff89 1 heat pts
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'im hungry like them kids with flies stuck to their eyelids'

- Hitchcock -

'i put it in the hood, fiends give it a tilted ovation'

- Stack Bundles -

'so much butter in the coupe its got high colesterol'

- Jay Bezel -
 11-28-2006, 10:43 AM         #364
The Botosai  OP
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"... crack was anthrax back then, back when, police were Al Quaeda to black men..."
-Jay-Z, A Ballad for the Fallen Soldier
 12 years ago '06        #365
introspekt757 5 heat pts
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y'all reek nonsense, like the scent of indebted//mentals embedded like journalists...nah thats to simple to pen it//mentals embedded (in bed with) like terrorists & the prezdent//
words far from bubble, neva pop like a diabetic with a fistful of pringles//yall "housin' weak" thoughts like a domicile full of feeble
A vessel of treble like the prior level of devil
mouthin off, spittin bout cappin my team like by hittin shift i'll panic//let's get specific, kids out of his league like Cal U in the Mid Atlantic
:wow:

justy peep this thread.....


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 12 years ago '06        #366
introspekt757 5 heat pts
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We aint rivals...nah you ain't nice enough to hate//yet the dislike engraved like the letters onna license plate
Talkin sh*t bout where i reside...//
How original, if skills sold you'd account for a couple nickels and dimes
damn.
 12 years ago '06        #367
Rique 65 heat pts65
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1st ones fu*ked up but...
"B-Real/Be Real you need Proof like them other n*ggas from D12" - Ransom
"If I pass you base and u spend my gravy and i ask for my papes and u pretend u paid me I'll put 10 in ur AV and pretend u crazy and leave u stuffed in the dumpster like Brendas baby" - Cassidy
"If you baggin up .2s then you can't "Stack Bundles."" - Joe Budden
"I'm not here to give you punchlines and metaphors/ Here to twist your sister that's what I met-her-for/metaphor" - Joe Budden
"Where "The Wire"... I don't mean HBO" - Joe Budden
"One boss lots of cheifs and they all huggin my nuts like boxer-briefs" - Joe Budden
"It don't matter who reps the hardest... When them "Clipse" is spittin you gonna wish it was them Neptunes artist" - Ransom
"I do a hater like garbage mail click em, grab em, send em to the garbage pail/ I've been workin out so my arms getting large as hell might give you the choke hold Kobe got from Raja Bell" - Fabolous
 12 years ago '06        #368
I hug the strip 10 heat pts10
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"The only time u leat ur heat go off is when u dont pay ur gas bill"-40 cal

"ur a fake G like a thousand of counterfeits"-Jr Writer
 11-28-2006, 11:59 AM         #369
hydro187  OP
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can't believe i forgot this one..........

yall n*ggas listen, i slip a clip in ya wig is missin/cuz the sh*t im grippin has got a nose as big as pippens - ransom
 11-28-2006, 12:00 PM         #370
MrW1gg1es  OP
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 Too Wasted said:
I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well

~ Jay Z
Misquote a LEGEND...

Pretty sure well=WHALE...
 12 years ago '06        #371
Rique 65 heat pts65
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ill have ur connect scared to give up keys like u a drunk driver - 40 cal
They'll think I'm spelling Iverson when the beefs all done cuz you'll be on IV in the ER... SON - 40 cal
 11-28-2006, 12:12 PM         #372
MrW1gg1es  OP
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I'm the number one hustler of the century, s-s-see me in your dreams
I'm the boss of all bosses, k-k-king of all kings
I'm your favorite rapper's idol, I BEEN had the title!
Call me hot sixteen wit more verses than the Bible...

*Close thread*
 12 years ago '04        #373
meelmuis 5 heat pts
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 MrW1gg1es said:
Misquote a LEGEND...

Pretty sure well=WHALE...
no its well, not whale.

another one

'The bi*ch asked me for a ring, i put one a round her whole eye'
Big L

'bi*ches get fu*ked on the roof when i aint got no hotel dough'
Big L

'In the shower is the only time you get your d*ck wet'
Big L

'The only trigger you touched was on a gaspump'
Lloyd Banks

'And as far as pus*y ive been through more walls than asbestos'
Lloyd Banks
 12 years ago '06        #374
raw51188 3 heat pts
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All Cassidy:
  • Got your chest and your face numb/n*gga imma keep takin shells out the case till I catch one
  • if you saw some of the broads who's thongs i done been in/you'd understand why im doin songs for the women:applause:
  • Even if yall strapped I could bang wit the best uh you/cuz I stay at the range, my aim is impecable:wow:
  • I was born to do it I spit like im on fluid/I wish that I'd get dissed just to respond to it
  • No you aint me, you an imposter duke/gettin fu*ked for your money like a prostitute
  • I moved pills and I sold caine, cops know me by my whole name/my weed purple like the soul plane
  • you a thug in your raps, why you pus*y in real life?/a pimp on the mic but buy pus*y in real life
  • Im small, kinda slinky/thats why i always got my paws on the blinky/and i could brawl like Winky/radiant roc you cant spot no flaws on my pinky
  • I could stunt cuz i pump crack/if you cats wore my chain for a month you'd be hunchback
 11-28-2006, 02:34 PM         #375
BKdemon  OP
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Put your brains on your shoes, so u can think on your feet!

Either Tom Gist or Bezel

You hold no weight like bi*ches after miscarriages

You couldnt sling rock if u were Palestinian

Immortal Technique


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 11-28-2006, 02:42 PM         #376
N0 Thanks  OP
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 young russ said:
i got mad hoes ask beavis i get nuthin but head- big L

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 11-28-2006, 03:23 PM         #377
SK Ruination  OP
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40 Cal. could teach College Courses on Punchlines..

40 cal. got Punchlines for days...


"Your Girl DROP MY BOXERS, like a KNOCK OUT PUNCH" - 40 Cal.

Play 50, Get your STORY STRAIGHT/
n*ggas'll be 50 - 2, thats another dude 40 ATE (48)/- 40 cal.
 11-28-2006, 03:30 PM         #378
SK Ruination  OP
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"Push Heat like a Thermostat" - 40 Cal.

But I play better with Rugers/
These n*ggas Watch me FLOOD THE RING like Maywheather and Judah/-Ransom
 12 years ago '04        #379
Krairo 3 heat pts
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By ME!!!
I got a stroke like reggie with more time and range/
But my timings aimed I got no time games/
I'll stroke it in her mouth/
she use time range/
 11-28-2006, 03:33 PM         #380
SK Ruination  OP
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 awdyo1 said:
Flea refers to Cam, not Nas
No it doesn't...

That song "Running this Rap sh*t" by 40 cal, came out long before k!lla Season dropped...like six months before k!lla Season and like way before J.R. Writer album dropped..

It wasn't FLEA, it was Flee...

40 cal meant Nas....as when Nas fleed from a Live Battle from Jay on Pay per View...

"Listen God, You're a Flea (Flee)" - Jay-Z, on blueprint 2...


Nas = Flee...


Not as in Cam's Character in k!lla Season.....


And Who the fu*k wants to sound like Cam anyway? Nobody sounds like Cam has his own style...


GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT...
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