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 10 years ago '04        #361
meelmuis 1 heat pts
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'Fillin n----z with so much lead they can use their d*cks for a pencil'
Big L

'You couldn't make the crowd throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers'
Eminem

got many more but im too lazy to write em
 11-28-2006, 10:38 AM         #362
The Botosai 
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 daliff89 said:
'i roll deeper than the Cartwrights on Bonanza'

^^not really GREAT, but random as fu*k......first Canibus line i heard that made me go 'oh sh*t. how the fu*k did he think to reference that?'.....the line that made me want to listen to Canibus more.....

'they're not Super or Luigi or Mario, ain't found that power/ plus they couldn't spit fire if they found that flower'
'you ain't movin' white you lyin' dog/ thats a neverending story, without the white, flying dog'

- Joe Budden -

....redic
 10 years ago '05        #363
awdyo1 1 heat pts
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 SK Ruination said:
Your flow Candle Light/
I got the UNDERGROUND LOCKED like a TRANSIT STRIKE/ - 40 cal.

I'll put you in all white cast like seinfeld/ - 40 cal.


n*ggas either sound like Jay or sound like Flea (Nas)/
either sound like Jada or sound like P (Styles)/
either sound like 50 or sound like Deep (Mobb)/
But when I get on they try to sound like me/ - 40 Cal.

^That line is crazy and so true...just be yourself
Flea refers to Cam, not Nas.
 10 years ago '05        #364
daliff89 1 heat pts
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'im hungry like them kids with flies stuck to their eyelids'

- Hitchcock -

'i put it in the hood, fiends give it a tilted ovation'

- Stack Bundles -

'so much butter in the coupe its got high colesterol'

- Jay Bezel -
 11-28-2006, 10:43 AM         #365
The Botosai 
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"... crack was anthrax back then, back when, police were Al Quaeda to black men..."
-Jay-Z, A Ballad for the Fallen Soldier
 10 years ago '06        #366
introspekt757 5 heat pts
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y'all reek nonsense, like the scent of indebted//mentals embedded like journalists...nah thats to simple to pen it//mentals embedded (in bed with) like terrorists & the prezdent//
words far from bubble, neva pop like a diabetic with a fistful of pringles//yall "housin' weak" thoughts like a domicile full of feeble
A vessel of treble like the prior level of devil
mouthin off, spittin bout cappin my team like by hittin shift i'll panic//let's get specific, kids out of his league like Cal U in the Mid Atlantic
:wow:

justy peep this thread.....


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 10 years ago '06        #367
introspekt757 5 heat pts
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We aint rivals...nah you ain't nice enough to hate//yet the dislike engraved like the letters onna license plate
Talkin sh*t bout where i reside...//
How original, if skills sold you'd account for a couple nickels and dimes
damn.
 10 years ago '06        #368
Rique 41 heat pts41
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1st ones fu*ked up but...
"B-Real/Be Real you need Proof like them other n*ggas from D12" - Ransom
"If I pass you base and u spend my gravy and i ask for my papes and u pretend u paid me I'll put 10 in ur AV and pretend u crazy and leave u stuffed in the dumpster like Brendas baby" - Cassidy
"If you baggin up .2s then you can't "Stack Bundles."" - Joe Budden
"I'm not here to give you punchlines and metaphors/ Here to twist your sister that's what I met-her-for/metaphor" - Joe Budden
"Where "The Wire"... I don't mean HBO" - Joe Budden
"One boss lots of cheifs and they all huggin my nuts like boxer-briefs" - Joe Budden
"It don't matter who reps the hardest... When them "Clipse" is spittin you gonna wish it was them Neptunes artist" - Ransom
"I do a hater like garbage mail click em, grab em, send em to the garbage pail/ I've been workin out so my arms getting large as hell might give you the choke hold Kobe got from Raja Bell" - Fabolous
 10 years ago '06        #369
I hug the strip 6 heat pts
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"The only time u leat ur heat go off is when u dont pay ur gas bill"-40 cal

"ur a fake G like a thousand of counterfeits"-Jr Writer
 11-28-2006, 11:59 AM         #370
hydro187 
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can't believe i forgot this one..........

yall n*ggas listen, i slip a clip in ya wig is missin/cuz the sh*t im grippin has got a nose as big as pippens - ransom
 11-28-2006, 12:00 PM         #371
MrW1gg1es 
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 Too Wasted said:
I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well

~ Jay Z
Misquote a LEGEND...

Pretty sure well=WHALE...
 10 years ago '06        #372
Rique 41 heat pts41
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ill have ur connect scared to give up keys like u a drunk driver - 40 cal
They'll think I'm spelling Iverson when the beefs all done cuz you'll be on IV in the ER... SON - 40 cal
 11-28-2006, 12:12 PM         #373
MrW1gg1es 
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I'm the number one hustler of the century, s-s-see me in your dreams
I'm the boss of all bosses, k-k-king of all kings
I'm your favorite rapper's idol, I BEEN had the title!
Call me hot sixteen wit more verses than the Bible...

*Close thread*
 10 years ago '04        #374
meelmuis 1 heat pts
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 MrW1gg1es said:
Misquote a LEGEND...

Pretty sure well=WHALE...
no its well, not whale.

another one

'The bi*ch asked me for a ring, i put one a round her whole eye'
Big L

'bi*ches get fu*ked on the roof when i aint got no hotel dough'
Big L

'In the shower is the only time you get your d*ck wet'
Big L

'The only trigger you touched was on a gaspump'
Lloyd Banks

'And as far as pus*y ive been through more walls than asbestos'
Lloyd Banks
 10 years ago '06        #375
raw51188 3 heat pts
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All Cassidy:
  • Got your chest and your face numb/n*gga imma keep takin shells out the case till I catch one
  • if you saw some of the broads who's thongs i done been in/you'd understand why im doin songs for the women:applause:
  • Even if yall strapped I could bang wit the best uh you/cuz I stay at the range, my aim is impecable:wow:
  • I was born to do it I spit like im on fluid/I wish that I'd get dissed just to respond to it
  • No you aint me, you an imposter duke/gettin fu*ked for your money like a prostitute
  • I moved pills and I sold caine, cops know me by my whole name/my weed purple like the soul plane
  • you a thug in your raps, why you pus*y in real life?/a pimp on the mic but buy pus*y in real life
  • Im small, kinda slinky/thats why i always got my paws on the blinky/and i could brawl like Winky/radiant roc you cant spot no flaws on my pinky
  • I could stunt cuz i pump crack/if you cats wore my chain for a month you'd be hunchback
 11-28-2006, 02:34 PM         #376
BKdemon 
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Put your brains on your shoes, so u can think on your feet!

Either Tom Gist or Bezel

You hold no weight like bi*ches after miscarriages

You couldnt sling rock if u were Palestinian

Immortal Technique


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 11-28-2006, 02:42 PM         #377
N0 Thanks 
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 young russ said:
i got mad hoes ask beavis i get nuthin but head- big L

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 11-28-2006, 03:23 PM         #378
SK Ruination 
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40 Cal. could teach College Courses on Punchlines..

40 cal. got Punchlines for days...


"Your Girl DROP MY BOXERS, like a KNOCK OUT PUNCH" - 40 Cal.

Play 50, Get your STORY STRAIGHT/
n*ggas'll be 50 - 2, thats another dude 40 ATE (48)/- 40 cal.
 11-28-2006, 03:30 PM         #379
SK Ruination 
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"Push Heat like a Thermostat" - 40 Cal.

But I play better with Rugers/
These n*ggas Watch me FLOOD THE RING like Maywheather and Judah/-Ransom
 10 years ago '04        #380
Krairo 2 heat pts
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By ME!!!
I got a stroke like reggie with more time and range/
But my timings aimed I got no time games/
I'll stroke it in her mouth/
she use time range/
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