the best punchlines u eva heard

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 11 years ago '06        #341
raw51188 3 heat pts
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this whole freestyle...
watch it, and then tear the thread down, like timberlake did janet.
 11-27-2006, 11:44 PM         #342
DJatar  OP
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thru ninth grade i dint go to high school i went to school high-sheek

. dunno was relevant to me
 11-28-2006, 12:09 AM         #343
Kay-Slay  OP
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if you try me get bodied clown/
i'll push yo grill to the side like bobby browns

when it comes down to this recording/
i must be lebron james if he jordan

catch hov in a drop nasty thang lane switchin/
and once you turn ya neck for a sec ya dames missin/

i am focused man and i'm not afraid of death/
i'm goin all out i circle the voultires in a van/

this cassidy and i push them pies/
and i kiss the girls and make them cry/

coke i copped a little stayed on the block a little/
my block popped a little eventhough my rocks was little/

all my hoes love it when i put that d*ck down/
my d*ck hold like a king i get crowned/
 11 years ago '06        #344
A-1 AFiciaL 
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"It boggles ya mind like tryin to catch up (ketchup) to a bottle of hienz" - meth
 11-28-2006, 12:41 AM         #345
Guyser302  OP
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show me mt opponent (bite, chew) show me my opponent- weezy
 11 years ago '05        #346
BadVAboy87 
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 ProLogic said:
You only gon wind up dead tryin to prove sh*t/
I put chalk around ya head like a pool stick /
I gotta have bucks on the waist /
I'm hungry like a south african with fly stuck to his face/

Banks is a punchline god
DAMN! What song was dis?
 11 years ago '05        #347
BadVAboy87 
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 Guyser302 said:
show me mt opponent (bite, chew) show me my opponent- weezy
I dont even think that count. Dat wasn't really a punchline. It jus make you chuckle when you hear it.
 11 years ago '06        #348
cinnabunz 
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You started a good debate! Yours was hot. Keep 'em comin.:applause:

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"i dont care if u run wit a click, gun and the clip, im like lazy fat dude i aint runnin for sh*t" - jr writer

just gonna post 1 and see what happens. ill post more when i get 10 posts
 11 years ago '05        #349
BadVAboy87 
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"It was a blessin' to rhyme and start reppin/I was the best in my section with flows harder than erections/Still the best but now im grown with more range than a Texan/ im a hevyweight, you n*ggas is lighter than my complexion"

Ludacris - Grew up a screw up
 11 years ago '05        #350
BadVAboy87 
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"To play ME, baBY, hey HE gon need a track from GOD featuring Jesus and Jay-Z"

T.I. - Im Serious
 11 years ago '05        #351
BadVAboy87 
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"A problem child, chop chop choppa style/ and when i pull da choppa out, im tryin not too pop a child"

Small World (of Norfclk) DTP - "Who You Know"
 11 years ago '06        #352
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 MoneyMan90 said:
He talk about Tommy Guns and how his shottie burst
Like Martin told Cole I never seen ya Tommy work
-Papoose
oh sh*t
 11-28-2006, 07:43 AM         #353
Lucci  OP
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This some sh*t from Cyssero

Im nice wit it/Aim precise wit it/ When I pop, you'll drop like cocaine when ice it/

And bi*ches say Im kinda c*cky/ cuz I pop tools and I jewells ( Jews) Like my pop a nazi/ what you say, you been tryna rob me/ I got tec's spittin, thats a death mission what you Kamikazi/


On my grind , Can't stop mine chump/ Im insane prick, and twist the same sh*t that hype Popeye up/


Cys nasty with the punches better than Cass to me


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 11 years ago '04        #354
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Ahh man....there is TOO MANY metaphor's....it would be unfair to even put one up.....just to name a few mc's though...i think over the years the hardest metaphor's i've ever heard in my lif has come from...canibus , 40 Cal, Murda Mook, J.r.Writer, Papoose...just to name a few...those are my favorites..

this one's from 40 cal

"ya life ain hard, you ain hav to sell rocks brotha/
you yell boxcutta, you ain been to jail c*cksucka/
da only time u seen cell block numbas/
is when u dial star-six-seven an ya CELL block numbas"

"we woulda iverson/
they think im spellin iverson,when iwas tryin men/
they think im spellin iverson when da beef all done/
cuz u be on I-V in da E-R SON!"
-40 cal
 11-28-2006, 08:01 AM         #355
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 MoneyMan90 said:
He talk about Tommy Guns and how his shottie burst
Like Martin told Cole I never seen ya Tommy work
-Papoose
thats a 40 cal punchline
 11 years ago '04        #356
Big Moon Dawg 
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 BadVAboy87 said:
DAMN! What song was dis?

I'm pretty sure it was off the still D.R.E freestyle he dropped a while back...theres a part 1 + 2 + they r both ill
 11-28-2006, 08:26 AM         #357
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the fif's wit me, im known to blam/i'll let that thing off/u will see a n*ggas insides like a sonogram- $tack bundle$


frontin get u banged in the face/and if u had braces then u know how the banger will taste

kids red nose like rudolph/ i grind so hard on the strip i got blue balls

ima true boss/ i send 8 balls to the corner, my strip like a pool hall - cassidy
 11-28-2006, 08:36 AM         #358
Snyder  OP
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 CHRONICLE said:
I'm going to give you some facts don't get pushy/
This type thread is played like yo mommas pus*y!!!/

Oh!!!!!!!!!!!
the most truest punchline i've ever seen typed on BX hands down
 11-28-2006, 09:08 AM         #359
SK Ruination  OP
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Your flow Candle Light/
I got the UNDERGROUND LOCKED like a TRANSIT STRIKE/ - 40 cal.

I'll put you in all white cast like seinfeld/ - 40 cal.


n*ggas either sound like Jay or sound like Flea (Nas)/
either sound like Jada or sound like P (Styles)/
either sound like 50 or sound like Deep (Mobb)/
But when I get on they try to sound like me/ - 40 Cal.

^That line is crazy and so true...just be yourself
 11 years ago '04        #360
meelmuis 3 heat pts
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'Fillin n----z with so much lead they can use their d*cks for a pencil'
Big L

'You couldn't make the crowd throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers'
Eminem

got many more but im too lazy to write em
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