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 12 years ago '04        #401
daboahmiz 
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"he better stay home and listen to momma
i'll leave ya PJ's wet, and i ain't talkin' about pissy pajamas"

-40 cal

 11-29-2006, 10:03 AM         #402
freshonaccident  OP
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 Too Wasted said
who did that?
it was luda

 12 years ago '04        #403
enetblazin4eva 4 heat pts
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Gurl shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy
Shake dat laffy taffy
Dat laffy taffy

 12 years ago '05        #404
Wasted|M 26 heat pts26
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"I'll give the facts like a fax machine"

Pap Ya kinda weak lol

 12 years ago '05        #405
Wasted|M 26 heat pts26
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Props on the luda drop

 11-29-2006, 11:21 AM         #406
snowman  OP
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"im shootin with a long foreign object, and i aint talking bout the houston rockets" (yao ming) - my folk black jezuz.

 11-29-2006, 11:54 AM         #407
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lloyd banks said sumthin like......
"blah blah blah...packin metal things, with more foreign shooters than the sacramento kings"
i dont have the song i forgot exactly what he said

 12 years ago '04        #408
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packin metal things, with more foreign shooters than the sacramento kings" that was back when Lloyd was the punchline king before grodt drop

 12 years ago '04        #409
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"i used to have the projects
all stuck and weak
all phuckin' week
4-4, tuck in heat
so duck and creep, yeah creep duck
i'll leave you ducks and creeps ducktaped up a creek"

-JR Writer (not a punchline, but hot regardless)

 12 years ago '04        #410
daboahmiz 
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this whole verse is crazy......

"shots won't miss ya face
inf beamed
so i spot you like you was liftin' weights
get this straight, you guys would just buckle
if i squeeze off, JR's too live for a scuffle
why rise up a muscle
when i could just bring the mags to ya door like you subscribed for a couple
slugs fly out and touch you
dawgs whatever, i keep the hawk but think the torch is better
put ya brains all across ya sweater
on the ceiling and wall, then wait for you to get your thoughts together
look, ya no hero, and no hustler
only brick you know is when it's below zero
dawg i could see you was fake
i keep a bird on me
either a bi*ch, eagle, or weight"

-JR Writer (Gangsta)

 12 years ago '05        #411
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"Every verse you spit you get pissed on like a pregnancy test" Cassidy

 12 years ago '06        #412
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 daboahmiz said
this whole verse is crazy......

"shots won't miss ya face
inf beamed
so i spot you like you was liftin' weights
get this straight, you guys would just buckle
if i squeeze off, JR's too live for a scuffle
why rise up a muscle
when i could just bring the mags to ya door like you subscribed for a couple
slugs fly out and touch you
dawgs whatever, i keep the hawk but think the torch is better
put ya brains all across ya sweater
on the ceiling and wall, then wait for you to get your thoughts together
look, ya no hero, and no hustler
only brick you know is when it's below zero
dawg i could see you was fake
i keep a bird on me
either a bi*ch, eagle, or weight"

-JR Writer (Gangsta)
yea that was my fav song on writers block 1 but it was to short but still crack

 12 years ago '04        #413
daboahmiz 
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 Too Wasted said
"Every verse you spit you get pissed on like a pregnancy test" Cassidy
was listening to this yesterday.......
Cassidy was sooooo much more vicious in his earlier days......
don't get me wrong, he still nice, but.....

 12 years ago '05        #414
Junior G 117 heat pts117
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THESE PUNCHES ARE FROM 1 STRAWS SONG!!!!!!!!GET AT ME IF YOU WANT THE TAPE

YOU KNOW I SLING X TO ADDICTS// THE WAY I MAKE COKE STRETCH FEENS CALL ME INSPECTOR GADGET//

PUSH KEYS GET DA LEAF FROM PABLO// THE FEENS ARE LIKE BABIES THEY CRY WHEN I DON'T GIVE EM THEY BOTTLE//

I SPIT sh*t THAT'LL SPRAY YALL BELLY// MY AIM TOO TIGHT MY SHOOTIN WRIST NEED KY JELLY//

YALL TALKIN LIKE THIS KID CAN'T k!ll// YALL n*ggaZ ARE DILDO'S LOOK AT EM THESE d*ckS AIN'T REAL//

PLAY MACHO GET BESIDE YA SELF// I'LL HAVE YA CHEST AND YA NECK BESIDE YA SHOES, YOU'LL BE BESIDE YA SELF//

RAPPIN'S A HOBBY// YOU DUDE'S CANT DROP sh*t RIGHT GET BACK ON THE POTTY//

WHO WANNA ACT WHEN I'M CLAPPIN THIS TOMMY// I GIVE PIGGY BACK RIDES PUT BODIES ON THE BACK OF BODIES//

HOW I GON EXPLAIN THAT TO YA MOMMY// WHEN SHE SEE YOU IN DA CASKET WIT JUST THE BOTTOM HALF OF YA BODY//

fu*k DA HATE CAZ MY CASH IS STOCKY// MAAN IM STUCK IN DA CAKE I'M LIKE A STRIPPER AT A BACHELOR'S PARTY//

TRUST ME DAWG THIS BEEF YA WHOLE SQUAD CAN SLEEP IN YA COFFIN// SHIIT YALL CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY//

I GOT MANDATORY CAKE// YA RIMS IS UNDER EIGHTEEN (18's) AND YOU STILL fu*kIN WIT EM DAWG THATS STAGETORY r*pe//

MATTER FACT G ALL MY WORK IS OFFICIAL// ALL YOU CRAFT CHEESE n*ggaZ RUN ALONG YOU STILL WORKIN WIT SINGLES//

PLEASE DON'T TEST STRAWS PLEASE THINK OF YA LIVES// BULLETS LIKE DIAPHRAMS YALL PUSSIES IMMA STICK EM INSIDE//

ASK YA GIRL BOUT DA ENDS AND DA OUTS// I DON'T LIKE TO k!ll CHILDREN BUT I SHOT KIDS IN HER MOUTH//

SO YALL n*ggaZ CAN GET LOST WITH ALOT OF DAT CLIP TALK// THE ONLY THING YOU GONNA STUFF INTO STRAWS IS SPITBALLS/

ANY RAPPER BELIEVE ILL OFF EM// MAKE YOU c*ckSUCKERS WANNA LEAVE MIC'S (MIKE'S) LIKE JUANITA JORDAN//

 12-02-2006, 09:15 AM         #415
Quice  OP
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^ aeyo upload that song or pm it 2 me

yeah that big l fire was fire but also

"watch your girl drop my boxers like a knockout punch" - 40 cal

"in jail you the next-to-tell like a cellphone" - t-rex


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 12 years ago '05        #416
Junior G 117 heat pts117
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 Quice said
^ aeyo upload that song or pm it 2 me

yeah that big l fire was fire but also

"watch your girl drop my boxers like a knockout punch" - 40 cal

"in jail you the next-to-tell like a cellphone" - t-rex

ill pm you his whole mixtape he got punches like dat on EVERY song

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