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 11-27-2006, 08:30 AM         #321
luda06  OP
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All this sh*t is fu*kin weak as fu*k. I only saw like 2 good lines out of this whole thread. Big L was one of em and that sh*t wasn't even that hot.
 11 years ago '05        #322
Jaiden05 23 heat pts23
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 0 k!llacam 0 said:
"i dont care if u run wit a click, gun and the clip, im like lazy fat dude i aint runnin for sh*t" - jr writer

just gonna post 1 and see what happens. ill post more when i get 10 posts


I gotem In a Frenzy baby since the leather with the fringes baby/ Now I got cheddar so its all about the bengiez baby I am in a presidental getting Lewinsky baby/ Ladies room got spinning bed in and my watch looks like it has lemon heads in it/ - Cassidy


Dudes glance at the ice and be hot cause the sh*t blinging/ but try plot I'll pop leave your ears ringing or get pistol whipped until your sh*t stinging/ I don't f!ght u'll get hit with the knife when your fist swinging/- Cassidy


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 11 years ago '05        #323
Wasted|M 26 heat pts26
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You could either get bucked or get ya a.ss jumped
The only tigger you touch is on a gas pump
I got my own personal slave she really got a curfew
Cook and clean for the kid like silly in color purple
I know you wanna pop me but (but)
If I hit you first, the exit wound gon be the size of a hockey puck


I ain't loud around a snitch (nah)
I don't crowd around a btich (nah)
The jumpsuit match wit the Carolina kicks
I been sick since n*ggaz was on Harlod Miner d*ck
I could call up a chick and put a child around her lips
n*ggaz can't stand the fact that I'm real
I kidnap the Queen from the castle and put her back on the pill (DAMN)

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:
~ Banks
 11 years ago '05        #324
Wasted|M 26 heat pts26
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 Muscle Mike said:
I get the boasters boasting, I get computers puting,,

 11 years ago '06        #325
ProLogic 
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 Too Wasted said:
You could either get bucked or get ya a.ss jumped
The only tigger you touch is on a gas pump
I got my own personal slave she really got a curfew
Cook and clean for the kid like silly in color purple
I know you wanna pop me but (but)
If I hit you first, the exit wound gon be the size of a hockey puck


I ain't loud around a snitch (nah)
I don't crowd around a btich (nah)
The jumpsuit match wit the Carolina kicks
I been sick since n*ggaz was on Harlod Miner d*ck
I could call up a chick and put a child around her lips
n*ggaz can't stand the fact that I'm real
I kidnap the Queen from the castle and put her back on the pill (DAMN)

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:
~ Banks
n*gga that whole song is full of punchlines...Thats where my punchline come from
 11 years ago '05        #326
Dat 1 Dude 
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cassidy be spittin
 11 years ago '06        #327
Southern_Boi 
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Instead, it's not mythical, with lead, I'm despicable
Remaining on point, like infrareds from my syllables ~ T-Rock

Since I'm rock solid my glock c*ck it the blocks logic
Feds infiltrate it watch I cream their a.ss like hot chocolate ~ T-Rock

Nursery school lyrics will get you incinerated
I'm tighter than d*ck in a virgin when penetrated ~ T-Rock

To make more digits than mathematics flip like an acrobatic
With million dollar status bigger than the galactic atlas ~ T-Rock

Take a look at your life and no wonder your so sad
Ya'll put up wit more sh*t than a colostomy bag ~ Ludacris

And people think I'm bad they say "ooh he's so evil"
Cause I go on blind dates with actual blind people ~ Ludacris

thats all that came to my memory at the moment
 11 years ago '05        #328
Wasted|M 26 heat pts26
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I sell ice in the winter, I sell fire in hell
I am a hustler baby, I'll sell water to a well

~ Jay Z
 11 years ago '06        #329
DaMainEvent09 
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you think im spelling IVERSON when the beef all done/but ull be on the IV in the ER son!
 11 years ago '05        #330
Junior G 116 heat pts116
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anything Straws
 11-27-2006, 08:38 PM         #331
CoppaTaDa  OP
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"Yo, I'm a take you out your misery,And after this, n*gga, put you in the social study book 'cause you're history" - Big L

"And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head" - Big L

He's got tun's more but I just can't remember what tracks there from

BIG L = PUNCHLINE KING
 11-27-2006, 09:01 PM         #332
MoneyMan90  OP
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He talk about Tommy Guns and how his shottie burst
Like Martin told Cole I never seen ya Tommy work
-Papoose
 11 years ago '06        #333
Suttle 
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 11-27-2006, 09:18 PM         #334
MoneyMan90  OP
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You scared to death sweeter than a punch bowl
Heart beat sound like his chest doing a drum roll

But u fu*kin with 40 get a high bill of help
Put the heat to ya lip ya ice grill gone melt

Cuz u wanna play Incredible Hulk it ain’t new to me
Get mad turn green cuz u wearing fake jewelry

Dipset we being murder verdicts
License to k!ll you still got ya learners permit

Put the 40 to his brain before the kid explain
Or put the eagle to his chest like a Dipset chain

-Papoose
 11 years ago '06        #335
I hug the strip 9 heat pts
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 MoneyMan90 said:
You scared to death sweeter than a punch bowl
Heart beat sound like his chest doing a drum roll

But u fu*kin with 40 get a high bill of help
Put the heat to ya lip ya ice grill gone melt

Cuz u wanna play Incredible Hulk it ain’t new to me
Get mad turn green cuz u wearing fake jewelry

Dipset we being murder verdicts
License to k!ll you still got ya learners permit

Put the 40 to his brain before the kid explain
Or put the eagle to his chest like a Dipset chain

-Papoose
are u sure those are papoose punchilnes?
i could have sowrn those are 40 cal
 11-27-2006, 09:52 PM         #336
MoneyMan90  OP
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 I hug the strip said:
are u sure those are papoose punchilnes?
i could have sowrn those are 40 cal

Oh sh*t dat is 40 Cal :wow:
i juss notice dat but i got em off of papoose website under papoose punchlines. :banghead: :banghead:


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 11 years ago '04        #337
Floeji 
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If you try to play me, you will get hit up
With shells that make your stomach burn
Like you was doin sit ups. - Jae Hood
 11-27-2006, 10:24 PM         #338
ktbballplaya  OP
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Well let me take this thread to the south because once again yall sleeping

Ima show em how make the slab look phenomenail
chasing paper in the morning call me houston chronicle
Don keke

i must be lebron james if hes jordan
no i want rings with my performance
i'm more kobe bryant from orleans
Weezy

my teeth are mindblowing giving everybody chills
call me george foreman because i'm selling everybody grills
paul wall



And n*ggaz know I go hard to the fullest
Get involved and I got em playin dodgeball wit bullets
Yeah, I got the sawed off fully in the Sean John hoody
Get fu*ked you play pus-sy
weezy


those are the only ones i can think of right now got more coming
 11 years ago '04        #339
Music04 
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I'm starvin n*gga/
The only one who can cut me and get away wit it is my barber n*gga

They wanna give yo boy a 40 cal or nina/so I stay on my toes like a ballerina

-Lloyd Banks
 11 years ago '06        #340
Rique 64 heat pts64
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I don't know about the best line but I like.

"I hate guns like I hate condoms, don't like the feel to it/ but i gotta be safe so I still use it." - Joe Budden
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